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February 17, 2009 - David Letterman - Top Ten Things Hillary Clinton Wants To Accomplish On Her Trip Overseas

10 Exchange U.S. dollars for currency that's worth something

9 Win respect defeating Japan's top-ranked sumo wrestler

8 Shift world's perception of America from "hated" to "extremely disliked"

7 Personally thank all of her illegal campaign donors

6 Three words: stylish Indonesian pantsuits

5 Visit burial site of revered Chinese military leader, General Tso

4 Get drunk with that Japanese finance minister guy

3 Convince China to switch from lead-tainted products to mercury-tainted products

2 Catch Chinese screening of Benjamin Button entitled "The Strange Adventures of Freaky Grandpa Baby"

1 Pick up carton of duty-free smokes for Obama

February 16, 2009 - David Letterman - Top Ten Things Abraham lincoln Would Say If He Were Alive Today

10 "Sup?"

9 "I see Madonna's still a slut"

8 "Who's that handsome sumbitch on the five?"

7 "Is that free Grand Slam deal still going on at Denny's?"

6 "I just changed my Facebook status update to, Tthe 'ol rail splitter is chillaxing'"

5 "How do I get on 'Dancing with the Stars'?"

4 "Okay, Obama, you're from Illinois, too. We get it!"

3 "Hey Phelps, don't Bogart the weed!"

2 "What's the deal with Joaquin Phoenix?"

1 "A Broadway play? Uhhh, no thanks. I'm good."

January 28, 2009 - David Letterman - Top Ten Things Overheard at the Meeting Between Barack Obama and the Republicans

10 "I miss the Clinton administration when we'd meet at Hooters"

9 "Can we wrap this up? I've got tickets to the 4:30 'Paul Blart: Mall Cop"

8 "Smoke break!"

7 "You fellas really need to take it easy on the Old Spice"

6 "Mr. President: don't misunderestimate the Republicans"

5 "Another smoke break!"

4 "What was the deal with Aretha Franklin's hat?"

3 "About that tax the rich stuff -- you were joking, right?"

2 "Sir, it's refreshing to have a Chief Executive who speaks in complete sentences"

1 "Senator Craig's offering his stimulus package in the men's room"

January 27, 2009 - David Letterman - Top Ten Ways Rod Blagojevich Can Improve His Image

10 Star in new television series, "America's Funniest Haircuts"

9 Quit politics and become a fat, lovable mall cop

8 Start pronouncing last name with Jerry Lewis-like "BLAGOOOYYYJEVICH"

7 Offer a senate seat with no money down, zero percent interest

6 Team up with John Malkovich and Erin Brockovich for hot Malkovich-Brockovich-Blagojevich sex tape

5 Change his name to Barod Obamavich

4 Safely land an Airbus on the Hudson River

3 I don't know...how about showing up for his impeachment trial?

2 Wear sexy dresses, high heels and say, "You Betcha!"

1 Uhhh...resign?

January 16, 2000 - David Letterman - Top Ten Signs Obama's Getting Nervious

10 New slogan: "Yes we can... or maybe not, it's hard to say"

9 In moment of confusion, requested a $300 billion bailout from the bailout industry

8 He's up to not smoking three packs a day

7 Friends say he's looking frail, shaky and...no, that's McCain

6 He's so stressed, doctors say he's developing a Sanjay in his Gupta

5 Been walking around muttering, "What the hell have I gotten myself into?"

4 Offered Governor of Illinois, Rod Blagojevich, $100,000 to buy his old Senate seat back

3 Standing on White House roof screaming, "Save us, Superman!"

2 Sweating like Bill Clinton when Hillary comes home early

1 He demanded a recount

January 8, 2000 - David Letterman - Top Ten Barack Obama Plans To Fix The Economy

10 Encourage tourists to throw spare change in the Grand Canyon

9 End our dependence on foreign owls

8 Sell New Mexico to Mexico

7 Put a little of that bailout money on the Ravens plus 3 at Tennessee. Come on! It's a mortal lock!

6 Rent out the moon for weddings and Bar Mitzvahs

5 Lotto our way out of this son-of-a-bitch

4 Appear on "Deal or No Deal" and hope to choose the right briefcase

3 Bail out the adult film industry -- not sure how it helps, but it can't hurt

2 Release O.J. from prison, have him steal America's money from China

1 Stop talkin' and start Obama-natin'!

January 7, 2000 - David Letterman - Top Ten Things Overheard At The Presidents' Lunch

10 "Sorry, you're not on the list, Mr. Gore"

9 "If Hillary calls, I've been here since Monday"

8 "Laura! More Mountain Dew!"

7 "You guys wanna see, 'Paul Blart: Mall Cop'?"

6 "Call the nurse -- George swallowed a napkin ring!"

5 "Hey Barack, wanna go with us to Cabo in March? Oh that's right, you have to work!"

4 "Kissey kissey"

3 "Obama? I think he's downstairs smoking a butt"

2 "Did you ever see a monkey sneezing?"

1 "I hope Clinton's unbuckling his belt because he's full"

July 26th, 2016

#DemConvention Night 2: #Hillary2016 Features Irresponsible Moms Of Black Thugs At #DemsInPhilly

Update: Our impressions of Bill Clinton’s speech tonight match those found HERE (regarding what he should have said and what he failed to do) and HERE (on the overall failure of Bill Clinton’s dotage).

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Tonight, in the shadow of a Muslim terrorist beheading of an 84 year old French priest in France, the irresponsible mothers of black thugs are in control in the City of Brotherly Love.

Trayvon Martin was a thug. Trayvon Martin was suspended from school. Trayvon Martin, the thug who loved to fight and was suspended from school, was dumped by his irresponsible mother (notice her second name, Sybrina Fulton and understand the family values in this family) onto his irresponsible father. The irresponsible father gave thug Trayvon Martin money. Then the irresponsible father of thug Trayvon Martin left Trayvon the thug to his own devices so daddy could go out cavorting with a girlfriend in Miami. Trayvon Martin the thug then went out and tried to beat up a Latino man with a gun. Trayvon Martin the thug opened a door and a bullet came through that door and finished off thug Travon Martin.

Lezley McSpadden also has a second name different from her son’s second name. This irresponsible mother also had a thug for a son. Lezley McSpadden was the mother of Michael Brown, the thug who terrorized Ferguson, Missouri. Thug Michael Brown robbed a minority store owner. Thug Michael Brown then walked in the middle of the street with his stolen goods. Thug Michael Brown then insulted a police officer who told thug Michael Brown to get off the street. Thug Michael Brown attacked the police officer.

Thug Michael Brown and his thug friend tried to intimidate the police officer. Thug Michael Brown then tried to take the police officer’s gun. Thug Michael Brown refused to obey the law. Thug Michael Brown charged at the police officer. Thug Michael Brown charged the police officer and the police officer warned him to stop. Thug Michael Brown refused to listen to the police officer. Thug Michael Brown continued to charge at the police officer even after the police officer fired shots to try to stop thug Michael Brown. Thug Michael Brown opened a door and a bullet came through that door and finished off thug Michael Brown.

Thug Michael Brown was not alone that day. Thug Michael Brown had a thug friend by his side. Michael Brown’s mother was nowhere to be found. Thug Michael Brown’s friend accused the police of racism. Thug Michael Brown’s friend lied and said Michael Brown put his hands up to surrender to the police when the police officer shot him. Michael Brown’s thug friend lied. Michael Brown’s thug friend fathered the racist organization Black Lives Matter.

Black Lives Matter is a racist organization created by the lie “hands up, don’t shoot”. Thug Michael Brown did not have his “hands up”. Michael Brown was a thug. Michael Brown’s friend was a thug. Michael Brown’s mother was irresponsible and nowhere to be found as Michael Brown became a thug.

Black thugs like Trayvon Martin and Michael Brown terrorize decent black people. The response from the black community is shameful. The black community turns thugs like Trayvon Martin and Michael Brown into heroes. The black community should celebrate each time a black thug is killed.

We remember when Hillary Clinton was against black thugs and all thugs. But tonight, the DNC, Hillary2016, and Hillary Clinton will celebrate and honor black thugs and their irresponsible black mothers.

Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton once waged war for decent black people and attacked black thugs and thugs of all colors.



Tonight Bill Clinton will speak to the corrupt DNC. Bill Clinton once fought for the decent black community and against the thugs Hillary Clinton denounced as “superpredators”. Bill Clinton when he was great attacked thugs and irresponsible mothers and fathers. Bill Clinton is no longer great. Bill Clinton tonight will appear alongside irresponsible race-baiting mothers of black thugs who call themselves “Mothers of the Movement”. It’s a bowel movement.

Make Bill Clinton Great Again. Denounce black thug superpredators. Stand up for decent, law-abiding citizens. Denounce thugs. Denounce black thugs. Denounce Mothers of this bowel Movement.

July 25th, 2016

#DemsInPhilly #FeelTheBern #DNCLeak #BernieMustDisavow: #Hillary2016 Corruption And What Goes Around

Update: The sexist, homophobic, racist, anti-Semitic, anti-Bernie Sanders email leaks flung the DNC into a chaotic pit. The defense by Hillary2016, the DNC, and Hillary Clinton has been “blame Russia”. The excuse is that Russia should not involve itself in American politics even though there is no proof positive the Russians are responsible. This is a pungent defense of mendacity.

The DNC, Hillary2016, Hillary Clinton, are engaged in distraction. They are right that if the Russians are involved in internal American politics that is a disgrace because outside nations should not involve themselves in the democratic processes of other nations. However, the DNC, Hillary2016, and Hillary Clinton are hypocrites and liars. The Russians did not write those emails. The Russians by comparison are innocent little children being naughty by comparison. Who is the worst? Barack Obama.

Barack Obama flew across the ocean to attack the British pro-Brexit voters. Barack Obama directly interfered in those elections. The DNC, Hillary2016, and Hillary Clinton, remained silent on Obama’s direct intervention in a British/European Union election.

Barack Obama via the State Department GAVE AMERICAN TAXPAYER MONEY to anti Benyamin Netanyahu groups in the Israeli elections. The direct intervention in the Israeli elections by Barack Obama against Netanyahu was bigger and more nefarious than was reported but Hillary Clinton, Hillary2016, the DNC never said a word. Hypocrites and liars.

The #NeverTrump fat buffoon Erick Erickson is using the DNC, Hillary2016, Hillary Clinton talking points to attack Donald J. Trump in a most foolish way:

I have said repeatedly, over and over, ad nauseum that I do not believe Donald Trump will win the Presidency. Yes, it has always been possible, but it has been very, very improbable that this would happen. I have also said repeatedly that events can change things. And events are now changing things rapidly.

Those rapidly changing events are a staggering intervention into the political process by aggressive Trump supporters I never anticipated and only in the last few months realize they were there. They have mobilized, are unwavering in their support, and will say and do anything to get Trump elected.

Hillary Clinton has no such effort on her part. The people supporting Hillary Clinton are mostly supporting her because she is not Trump. But Trump now has a loyal, highly expert group of foot soldiers who are not anti-Clinton, but very pro-Trump. In a 50-50 nation, these loyal foot soldiers may be enough to put Trump over the edge.

They have just leaked damning emails about Hillary Clinton and the Democrats. The weekend of the start of the Democratic National Convention, the Russian hackers via Wikileaks have turned the Democratic convention upside down. The DNC Chair is out. The Sanders supporters are now on the verge of street violence in Philadelphia that did not happen in Cleveland.

I suspect that there will be a Russian hacker engineered October surprise where they dump all the emails they swiped from Hillary Clinton’s server throwing her more fully into chaos and damage control. They will put Clinton on defense in ways she has never been. I would not be surprised if the Clinton Foundation is likewise hacked.

All the while, the GOP will cheer it on because their team is winning and they will completely ignore the national security and national integrity questions arising from a Vladimir Putin backed foreign army of hactivists actively working to undermine Hillary Clinton in order to get Donald Trump in the White House.

That has to be the most foolish anti-Trump argument ever: ‘I was completely wrong and now I realize Trump can win so vote against Trump because the Russians like him and they’re being naughty so vote against Trump to punish the Russians.’

The NeverTrump and Blame Bernie crowd are in chaos. Last night a Moose in high heels almost declared her presidential intentions and along with Pocahontas, Paul Simon, Sarah Silverman, Al Franken, and Bernie Sanders himself, thought they beat the Sanders’ supporters into submission. But today, reality. The chaos continued this morning at the Texas delegation as Bernie Sanders supporters kept up their outrage.

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

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Old Socialist loser Bernie Sanders should tell the corrupt DNC, Hillary2016, and Hillary Clinton, to go to Hell. In 2008, after the Dem Rules Committee stole Hillary delegates won in the Michigan election and gave them to Barack Obama who was not even on the ballot, Hillary Clinton should have told the DNC and Barack Obama to go to Hell.

Old Socialist loser Bernie Sanders won’t tell the DNC, Hillary2016, nor Hillary Clinton, to go to Hell because he, like a good smart Socialist, is in this only for personal profit and personal glory. Bernie Sanders tells his own supporters to go to Hell.

The Obama Party and the DNC conspired to steal this election from Bernie Sanders. We repeatedly wrote that Bernie Sanders never had a chance because we remembered 2008 and that stolen election. In 2016 the DNC fixed the primary calendar and limited debates to help Hillary Clinton win the nomination. In 2008 the debate calendar, prepared earlier but designed by conspiratorial Obama supporters Ted Kennedy, John Kerry, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and Howard Dean, focused on states and issues that helped Barack Obama – and every debate focused on race issues, not a single debate concerned “women’s issues” that might have helped Hillary2008. In addition the DNC of 2008 under Howard Dean engaged in every sexist misogyny they could concoct. In 2008 the Journolist list serve likewise conspired to gift Barack Obama the nomination and destroy Hillary Clinton.

This year the debate calendar was likewise fixed and the DNC did everything it could to destroy Bernie Sanders. Likewise, the RNC fixed this election for Jeb Bush, but once Donald Trump got in, their best laid corrupt plans were laid waste. Donald J. Trump won his nomination fair and square and #NeverTrump is a small collection of sore losers pining for lost power. Donald J. Trump beat the fixed system. Bernie Sanders’ supporters got Berned by the fixed system.

Some Bernie Sanders supporters are fighting back with a lawsuit against the corrupt DNC. We wish them well, but the system is so rigged, so corrupt… well, we wish them well, congratulate them on their fighting spirit, and advise them not to follow Old Socialist losers in the future.



As to Hillary2016 and Hillary Clinton, it cannot be denied that Hillary Clinton is the knowing, willful, co-conspirator, and beneficiary of the DNC corruption. But we warn: What goes around, comes around.

Hillary2016 is the biggest mess of a political campaign we have ever seen. The New York Times agrees. It is still, after what we wrote years ago, a “muddled message mess”. It’s not just that Hillary Clinton is walking around in a fog. It is that the corruption is undeniable. How else to explain Hillary2016’s hire of the corrupt and stupid Debbie Water-carrier Schultz?

Sgt. Debbie Schultz resigned and the DNC convention is exposed as the disunited mess it is. At a Florida delegation meeting Sgt. Schultz was denounced as she tried to speak.



Hillary Clinton permits Sgt. Schultz to speak to the convention tonight? Is Hillary mentally feeble? The torrent of boos will be a loop of video that will demonstrate to the nation the mess the party is in and will be what the public will see. Let alone, Sgt. Wasserman Schultz permitted the Jew baiting of Bernie Sanders. And that “no homo” email. And all the other emails. Hells Bells there’s even an email chain among top Democrats at the DNC that confirms Donald Trump was right about the Lee Harvey Oswald/Ted Cruz father picture. Yet, Hillary Clinton intends to allow her new hire at Hillary2016 to speak to the convention???

Even worse, Donna Brazile will head the DNC? Donna Brazile, the pig that attacked this website repeatedly during the 2008 election cycle because she wanted Barack and hated Hillary? That Brazile? Donna Brazile who stabbed Hillary Clinton in the back, as Tim Kaine did, in 2008? That Brazile? Donna Brazile who also attacked Bernie Sanders in previously secret emails from the DNC? That Brazile? Hillary Clinton is either mentally feeble or enjoys abuse. There is no one who abuses Hillary Clinton that she will not reward.

Tonight, Bernie Sanders will join Hillary in the “reward abusers” club as he endorses Hillary Clinton.

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Tonight, a moose in high heels will be the first to address the convention. This will be the person that we have talked about for a long while now. Following the Paul Ryan playbook Michelle Obama pretends to disdain what she craves.

Barack Obama wants Michelle Obama to be the nominee of the party. To be more precise, Barack Obama wants to retain full control of the party even if he is out of office. That’s what this is all about. The question for Barack Obama, hidden behind tapestries, is: How to maintain control of the party even out of office?

To maintain control of the party, squirrelly Barack Obama and Moose will remain in Washington, D.C. after he leaves office.

For a long time we have written that Barack Obama and the kooks do not want Hillary Clinton to be the nominee:

Barack Obama and his minions will do everything in their power to destroy Hillary Clinton and make sure she does not get the nomination in 2016 let alone the presidency.

There is no way that the crazed Obama left is going to go back to the hated paradigm of clinton-bush-clinton-bush interrupted by Obama for clinton-bush years. The crazed left minions might think they love Hillary Clinton now, but wait until their overlords decide they will oppose Hillary and the minions will fall back into the Hillary hate line.

The crazed Obama left is not going to have Hillary Clinton, THE CLINTONS, be the culmination of their revolution by having Hillary inherit the mantle of Obama. The left might be crazed but it is not stupid and the leadership of the totalitarian Obama left is not about to surrender its power to Hillary and Bill and Terry and the hated DLC.

This denial of the nomination to Hillary Clinton won’t be easy. There is a lot of juggling of interests and circumstances, and events, behind the tapestry. For instance, squirrel and moose did not expect Donald J. Trump to be the GOP nominee and they certainly did not anticipate Trump would be so strong in the polls (CNN today has Trump at 44%, Hillary 39%). Barack Obama cannot afford President Donald J. Trump investigations into Obama term corruptions. So Trump has to be juggled into the considerations.

When to strike? Timing is everything. There are scenarios to prepare for, scenarios to react to, scenarios to the unexpected, and scenarios when scenarios go bad. As we wrote:

Picture this scenario: Just before the convention, or during the convention, something happens to derail Hillary Clinton. Maybe that’s why after Obama met with Bernie Sanders yesterday he then met with the Attorney General to lynch Hillary? At this point, after something derails Hillary, Bernie Sanders says he should be the nominee. Joe Biden says he should be the nominee. Corrupt Cuomo and others think they should be the nominee. Up steps Barack and says “I supported Hillary (after she had the delegates and did not need me) and campaigned with Hillary. But Hillary has got to go. We also cannot afford the chaos of so many candidates running. So here’s my candidate which I have not plotted for years to nominate no matter what HillaryIs44 says!” Barack can add “Hillary will not object to this and as proof look how I stole delegates from her in 2008 and the bitch still backed me.”

Of course it might be easier to replace Hillary after the convention, away from the public eye, as was done to Tom Eagleton.

Before, during, after the convention, all Hillary Clinton can expect from Barack Obama is treachery. Why Hillary Clinton embraces this bloodsucking mosquito and his disaster economic failures is a mystery.

More scenarios to consider. The F.B.I. is now investigating the DNC email hack. The F.B.I is now investigating whether Hillary’s testimony to congress was perjurious (we predict the F.B.I. will punt). But the great fear for Hillary2016 and Hillary Clinton comes from overseas.

It is not just the daily Muslim terrorism that strengthens Donald J. Trump. Last month Julian Assange threatened more Hillary Clinton emails to be released. This past weekend’s email DNC emails is not what Assange referred to. There are more emails to come. From Hillary’s private server. About the Clinton Global Initiative and financing.

Barack Obama and Michelle Obama, hidden behind the tapestries to plot and scheme, have a lot to consider. They have Hillary Clinton in chains. Whatever Hillary does, Moose and squirrel win.

Moose and squirrel cannot afford a Donald J. Trump presidency. Investigations. Crime commissions. Special prosecutors. Moose and squirrel do not want Bush-Clinton-Bush-Obama to be followed by Clinton. Obama followed by a Clinton would mock the “transformational” Obama. Moose and squirrel will not risk a Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton escape from their clutches and then to take the DNC and their power away from them. So they wait, and plot, and construct “opportunities” as they keep an eye on Trump – The Final Avenger.

We too will watch and wait as the tapestry moves. This week and beyond the plots and counter-plots will be woven at great speed.

The problem with a fixed election is that they can be unfixed against you. What goes around comes around.

July 22nd, 2016

Great News From The #TrumpTrain; Dump Paul Ryan; Kaine Mutiny; #FeelTheBern Bad News For Bernie ‘The Jew’ Sanders Viz #Hillary2016

Disgusting news, great news, and the next tasks, are what we write about today. First, the GOP convention is over and Donald J. Trump is the Republican nominee. A New Republican Party is born.

What are the first tasks for Trump supporters? We think the smart Trump supporters and those happy with the New Republican Party have to fight alongside Donald J. Trump in every state as well as do one other really important task: Dump Paul Ryan. The time is now. Dubious polls look good for Dump Paul Ryan voters. But win or lose, the time is now to shave Paul Ryan from the House of Representatives.

A President Trump does not need a Speaker Ryan. President Trump needs a leader in the House, not a mouse. Dump Ryan.

The strength of the Trump revolution is what kept Mullah Ryan in check. Did anyone notice that when the roll call of states for the nomination began the RNC and the Trump loyalists kept Paul Ryan off the stage? When Paul Ryan finally was allowed back on stage it was only because RNC Chairman Reince Priebus was there too, making sure Paul Ryan could not gum up the works.

Mullah Ryan must go. The Trump convention went well because Mullah Ryan was kept in check.

Mullah Ryan was kept in a cage at the convention. Donald Trump’s convention allowed Donald J. Trump to be the star. Donald J. Trump was the star and he shone brightly.

Big Media declared Trump a “dark” star. In just about every Big Media outlet the scam was the same: “dark”. The professor at Legal Insurrection, who hates Trump, noted how the “dark” came to be:

Media parrots Clinton campaign attack on Trump speech – “dark”

Donald Trump’s acceptance speech last night was a hit with viewers, as Yahoo News reported:

The majority of viewers who watched Donald Trump’s speech to the Republican National Convention on Thursday night said it made them more likely to vote for him in November, according to a CNN/ORC instant poll.

The poll found that 56% of speech viewers were more likely to vote for the New York businessman after seeing him formally accept the Republican nomination. [snip]

Overall, 57% of viewers said they had a “very positive” reaction to Trump’s speech. Meanwhile, 18% said they were “somewhat positive” and 24% said it had a “negative effect.”

A positive speech but immediately, Big Media began to repeat the word “dark”. Communist Van Jones at CNN and Jake Tapper used the word “dark”. BuzzFeed, NYTimes, Rolling Stone ragazine, all used the word “dark” to describe Trump’s speech. The New Yorker, The Nation, Huffington Post, all went “dark” too. Orlando Sentinel, Bloomberg News, NBC, all “dark” “dark” “dark” as did Slate and ABC. The #NeverTrump Republicans likewise denounced the New Republican Party speech as “dark” too.

Many of these losers argued that Donald J. Trump’s “dark” speech compared unfavorably to Ronald Reagan’s “Morning In America” speech. But as has been pointed out by a demented Trump hater who happens to be right about this, the Reagan “Morning In America” speech was made at his reelection convention when Reagan relished all he had accomplished.



Four years earlier, when Reagan successfully first ran for president in 1980 however, Reagan, like Donald J. Trump, described a very realistic picture of America in decay. Trump recycled Reagan’s “Let’s Make America Great” slogan against Jimmy Carter into today’s “Make America Great Again”. Reagan and Trump are not being “dark”. It’s reality. Look at Munich today.

Speaking of Reagan, Pat Buchanan agrees with what we have been writing, that a New Repubican Party is born. Buchanan recalls Reagan to denounce Ted Cruz and applaud Donald J. Trump:

Ted Cruz and the Trump Takeover

The self-righteousness and smugness of Ted Cruz in refusing to endorse Donald Trump, then walking off stage in Cleveland, smirking amidst the boos, takes the mind back in time.

At the Cow Palace in San Francisco in July of 1964, Gov. Nelson Rockefeller, having been defeated by Barry Goldwater, took the podium to introduce a platform plank denouncing “extremism.” [snip]

Rocky was finished. He would never win the nomination.

Richard Nixon took another road, endorsed Goldwater, spoke for him in San Francisco, campaigned for him across America. And in 1968, with Goldwater’s backing, Nixon would rout Govs. George Romney and Rockefeller, and win the presidency, twice.

Sometimes, loyalty pays off.

About Cruz, a prediction: He will not be the nominee in 2020. He will never be the nominee. If Trump wins, Cruz is cooked. If Trump loses, his people will not forget the Brutus who stuck the knife in his back. [snip]

Yet, beyond the denunciations of Trump and disavowals of his candidacy, something larger is going on here.

The Goldwaterites were not only dethroning the East Coast liberal establishment of Rockefeller, but saying goodbye to the Republicanism of President Eisenhower and Vice President Nixon.

Something new was being born, and births are not a pretty sight.

What was being born was a new Republican Party. [snip]

The crisis of today’s Republican Party stems from a failure to recognize, after Reagan went home, and during the presidency of George H. W. Bush, that America now faced a new set of challenges.

By 1991, America’s border was bleeding. [snip].

By 1991, free trade had begun to send our factories and jobs overseas and de-industrialize America.

By 1991, an epoch in world history had ended. With the collapse of the Soviet Empire, the Cold War was suddenly over. America had prevailed.

“As our case is new,” said Lincoln, “so we must think anew and act anew.” Bush Republicans did not think anew or act anew. [snip]

With Trump’s triumph, the day of reckoning has arrived.

The new GOP is not going to be party of open borders, free trade globalism or reflexive interventionism.

The weeping and gnashing of teeth are justified.

For these self-righteous folks are all getting eviction notices. They are being dispossessed of their home.

Buchanan provides examples of the fear and prejudices that kept the GOP from growing once Reagan departed the scene. Now Trump has smashed the old order and a New Republican Party is born.

This is all great news. The eviction notices are posted. The worthless men of the old GOP are kicked out in the streets. Some, like Daniel Pipes, have fled. Good riddance:

Daniel Pipes: Why I just quit the Republican Party [snip]

Fourth, the conservative movement, to which I belong, has developed since the 1950s into a major intellectual force. It did so by building on several key ideas (limited government, a moral order, and a foreign policy reflecting American interests and values). But the cultural abyss and constitutional nightmare of a Trump presidency will likely destroy this delicate creation. Ironically, although a Hillary Clinton presidency threatens bad Supreme Court justices, it would leave the conservative movement intact.

Daniel Pipes is blowing smoke. He is a loser from a loser party. Donald J. Trump is the New Republican Party.

Daniel Pipes wants to live in the past. The Cold War was his womb. He wants to go back. But a New Republican Party is born and will never go back.

As to going back, Daniel Pipes is just like an Obama Dimocrat in old Republican clothing. Just take a look at what those Dims are doing. The Obama Dimocrat Party plotted to plant phony advertisements on Craigslist, to smear Donald J. Trump. That comes from the latest batch of Wikileaks documents released today.

Also from Wikileaks is Bernie “the Jew” Sanders:

New Leak: Top DNC Official Wanted to Use Bernie Sanders’s Religious Beliefs Against Him

Among the nearly 20,000 internal emails from the Democratic National Committee, released Friday by Wikileaks and presumably provided by the hacker “Guccifer 2.0,” is a May 2016 message from DNC CFO Brad Marshall. In it, he suggested that the party should “get someone to ask” Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders about his religious beliefs.

It might may no difference, but for KY and WVA can we get someone to ask his belief. Does he believe in a God. He had skated on saying he has a Jewish heritage. I think I read he is an atheist. This could make several points difference with my peeps. My Southern Baptist peeps would draw a big difference between a Jew and an atheist.

The Obama Dimocrat Southern Baptist is Jew baiting. For political profit. In Kentucky and West Virginia. Because Bernie Sanders was doing well in those two states. Jew baiting for political profit. The Obama Dimocrat Party. Will Hillary Clinton demand Jew Baiter Brad Marshall be fired and a full investigation conducted in public to purge the party of Jew baiters who smear Southern Baptists, Kentucky, and West Virginia?

Will Hillary2016 demand an investigation into foreign money and her campaign? We doubt it.

A needed purge of Jew baiters at the DNC will not take place. There are too many troubles for Hillary2016. We’ll discuss the problems of Hillary2016 and who the Obama Dimocrat Party will nominate next week when the convention begins. But we can’t resist putting out a plate of appetizers.

Today was the day Hillary Clinton was supposed to announce a VP pick. Cory Booker is supposed to be on that list. But Cory Booker is a black man and his selection would make a great temptation for those who want to get rid of Hillary. Cory Booker would be a catastrophe.

Elizabeth Warren, the squaw from Cambridge is a problem too. Barack Obama hates Warren so that selection would make Obama squawk. Obama would have to replace the entire slate with Warren as VP and Warren is too popular for Obama to tangle with. But Warren only brings trouble for Hillary and doesn’t really add anything to the ticket so Hillary has “reservations” about Warren.

The presumed selection for VP is the Obama supporter from 2008, the guy that stabbed Hillary Clinton in the back. Tim Kaine won’t help Hillary Clinton much. Liberals don’t like Kaine because Kaine the backstabber is not kook enough for them. But Hillary needs to win Virginia.

Virginia? Doesn’t Hillary have Virginia sewn up. Terry McAuliffe is governor of Virginia and a long time Clinton ally. But today Terry McAuliffe got some bad news:

Virginia court invalidates Gov. Terry McAuliffe’s order restoring felon voting rights

Obama Dimocrats cannot afford to lose Virginia. The New Republican Party can win Virginia. This is all good news for and from the TrumpTrain.

July 21st, 2016

The Secret Speech Tonight: Power To The People! @RealDonaldTrump Make America One Again At #RCNinCle

We wrote a speech for Donald J. Trump to deliver to the convention tonight. We won’t publish it here. We’ll outline that speech.

The unsubmitted speech we wrote, one that Donald J. Trump should deliver, is essentially an explanation of HOW to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. The first part of the speech is a diagnosis of the problems the American people and the American economy and government face. In the first half Donald J. Trump should perform a scientific analysis of what ails our country and polity, then write the prescription for HOW to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

HOW to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN? It’s not that difficult. Donald J. Trump can begin with the presidential oath of office:

“I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.”

Donald J. Trump’s great slogan for this all important election is “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN”. Those four words are easy to make come true if another four words come true. The oath of office followed by four words can indeed “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN”.

What are the four words that can “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN” a reality? Those four words are “POWER TO THE PEOPLE”.

Yup, that 1960s Black Panther rallying cry can easily help MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. As we wrote yesterday, the Republican National Convention has been a wholesale theft of the working class from what once was the great Democratic Party. So why not steal from the Black Panther Party? Those four words might even shake black Americans enough to consider the debased state they are in and vote for Donald J. Trump so they can thrive, not just survive. MAKE AMERICA ONE AGAIN.

For that matter Donald J. Trump should plagiarize, or rather take a direct quote from that reptile Lyin’ Ted Cruz. Donald J. Trump should cite this line from Lyin’ Ted Cruz:

And citizens are furious, rightly furious, at a political establishment that cynically breaks its promises, and that ignores the will of the people.

Lyin’ Ted Cruz broke his promise, ignored the will of the people, and collaborated with the political establishment to advance himself at a brokered convention controlled by the GOP establishment not the votes of the people. Lyin’ Ted Cruz and the rest of the political establishment is why we need POWER TO THE PEOPLE!

Donald J. Trump’s speech tonight should steal liberally from the brilliant speech of Donald Trump, Jr.:

We will not accept the current state of our country because it’s too hard to change. That’s not the America I know.

We’re going to unleash the creative spirit and energy of all Americans.

We’re going to make our schools the best in the world for every single American of every single ethnicity and background.

We’re going to put Americans first. All Americans. Not a special class of crony elites at the top of the heap.

We’re going to elect a president who will work with everyone to pass legislation that will make our country great again.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

POWER TO THE PEOPLE!

July 20th, 2016

#RCNinCle: Make America First Again And Other Brilliant King Tut Wholesale Lifts

Update:Even many Ted Cruz supporters are seeing him for the reptile he is tonight.

Ted Cruz might have united the GOP more with his nasty speech than even with an endorsement.

An endorsement might have been an OK thing to do but most people would know it was not sincere and just politically expedient (like Marco Rubio). But the snake move, the disgusting reptilian speech by Lyin’ Ted has revealed to many of his supporter that Trump was right. Trump called him “lyin’ Ted” for a reason. Ted Cruz is a liar.”

There is now a visceral loathing of Lyin’ Ted Cruz. Trump tried to unite the party and therefore invited Lyin’ Ted Cruz to speak to the RNC. Then Ted Cruz proved he is a reptile, a snake, scumbag. The Art of the Deal. Trump gave Lyin’ Ted enough rope. Lyin’ Ted Cruz used that rope to hang himself.

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Who’s more clueless? Ted Cruz, The Dimocrats, John Kasich, Big Media, or Hillary Clinton?

None of the above see what is happening at the Republican National Convention even as they write and talk about the Republican National Convention. Plagiarism? That’s penny ante. It’s wholesale theft and it’s the Dims, Hillary Clinton, and Big Media helping the Republican load up the trucks. The future? Ted Cruz and John Kasich can’t see how the future has been taken from them already. Let’s discuss all of this.

In October 2015 we wrote @RealDonaldTrump Walks Away With The Clinton Coalition. The wholesale theft is happening in prime time and none of the clueless see it. Some excerpts of what we wrote that October 2015 day:

The white working class should have been the bedrock of Hillary2016. The white working class support for Hillary Clinton in 2008 provided grand victories of 40 point margins when Hillary was most wounded. Now Hillary2016 has repeatedly abandoned those voters. [snip]

The bedrock of a winning coalition, the people Barack Obama dismissed in 2008 as “bitter” and clinging to their guns and Bibles, used to be the FDR coalition and the Clinton coalition. No longer. They are now part of the Trump Triumph. Hillary2016 has abandoned them so they have abandoned her.

The counter argument to Trump winning the white working class vote is that Trump won’t get the nomination. At every turn we hear of a new pawn up to the job of destroying Donald J. Trump. [snip]

Donald J. Trump is not a conservative the GOP establishment likes nor a liberal the Democratic Party likes. Donald Trump will destroy the Republican Party as we now know it because Barack Obama destroyed the Democratic Party as we once knew it. The GOP has long contained a struggle between it’s populist voters and the big money Chamber of Commerce types that want a low wage society. Donald Trump is against a low wage society and therefore against illegal immigration. The white working class understands this. Enough of the black working class and the Latino working class understands this too.

The white working class chased out of the Democratic Party by Obama’s Kook coalition had no where to go but to the Republican Party. Now the former Democrats join in solidarity with the long time populist Republicans – ergo TRUMP.

There’s a wholesale theft going on every night in Cleveland and all Big Media and the dummies talk about is “plagiarism”. They don’t see the obvious. Every time that magnificently beautiful Melania Trump gets negative or positive Big Media coverage comparing her in any way to Michelle Obama it is a boon for Trump2016. Why? Because the medium is the message! It’s teleVISION. You see that gorgeous exotic bird Melania Trump. Then you see what looks like a Moose in high heels.

In rap music it’s called “sampling” but in order to damage Trump2016 all Big Media and the dummy ally Dimocrats want to wail about is “plagiarism” – not realizing the beautiful bird wins over the high heeled moose. While the dummies caterwaul about “plagiarism” the wholesale theft of the working class voters and what used to be Democratic Party themes is being stolen by the truckload.

Some see the wholesale theft and watch with glee. Barack Obama destroyed the Democratic Party and its winning FDR/Kennedy/Clinton coalition therefore homeless Democrats have gone to Trump. The latest prime time laugh is how the Republicans, in full prime time Klieg lights have put in their platform a return of Glass Steagall:

Republican Platform Under Trump Backs Glass-Steagall’s Return

Republican National Convention delegates approved a platform Monday that calls for reinstating the Glass-Steagall Act and scaling back the Dodd-Frank financial overhaul, calling it the Democrats’ “legislative Godzilla.”

The Glass-Steagall measure puts presumptive presidential nominee Donald Trump and his party in the company of unlikely allies such as Bernie Sanders, the democratic socialist who ran against Democrat Hillary Clinton on a plan that included Glass-Steagall reinstatement, underscoring the blurring of political lines in the 2016 race. [snip]

Trump has been a vocal critic of trade deals such as the TPP and the North American Free Trade Agreement, saying they have cost U.S. jobs and should be renegotiated. His stance has pitted him against some party stalwarts and pro-business groups such as the U.S. Chamber of Commerce.

We support reinstating the Glass-Steagall Act of 1933 which prohibits commercial banks from engaging in high-risk investment,” said the platform released by the Republican National Committee.

Clinton, whose husband signed a repeal of the law in 1999, doesn’t advocate for its return.

“We believe that the Obama-Clinton years have passed legislation that has been favorable to the big banks, which is one of the reason why you see all of the Wall Street money going to her,” Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort told reporters prior to the platform’s approval.

We are supporting the small banks and Main Street. We talk about legislation that affects, you know, some of the mistakes made in repealing Glass-Steagall and some of the mistakes made in imposing Dodd-Frank. The platform reflects those things,” Manafort said.

It’s a wholesale theft in prime time Klieg lights but all Big Media and Dimocrats want to do is give more publicity to that beautiful bird of happiness Melania Trump.

It’s wholesale theft in prime time Klieg lights with trucks lined up for miles as they load up on the stolen goods. Goldfinger never dreamed so big.

The wholesale theft goes on every night! Bill Clinton’s 1992 campaign slogan was Putting People First. Tonight’s theme at the Donald J. Trump RNC is “Make America First Again. Last night the theme was “Make America Work Again which we noted was the old “JOBS, JOBS, JOBS” recycled for a new era and new leadership.

Tonight’s theme is a variant of Putting People First although Big Media and the rest of the clueless insist on slapping on nationalist paint to cover the appeal of the message to the working class. Even the first night’s Make America Safe Again was a retread of the old “security mom” argument designed to appeal to women.

The Donald J. Trump #RNCinCle convention is the greatest robbery of a grave site since Howard Carter and Lord Carnarvon looted the tomb of King Tut.

Clueless Big Media, Hillary Clinton, the Obama Dimocrats, are not the only clueless clowns. After all Lyin’ Ted Cruz and John Kasich are still alive.

Last night a spectacular speech was given by Donald Trump, Jr. The speech by Trump Jr. was very well delivered and full of powerful messages. In that speech the Donald J. Trump movement became greater and long-lasting.



The speech by Trump Jr. was very effective as a boost to Donald J. Trump. But much more happened in that speech. The transcript of Donald Trump, Jr.’s speech to the RNC reveals the golden nuggets:

For the first time, parents no longer think that their kids will be as well off as we were. We’ve lost the confidence in our leaders and the faith in our institutions. [snip]

He didn’t hide out behind some desk in an executive suite. He spent his career with regular Americans. He hung out with the guys on construction sites, pouring sheet rock and pouring concrete and hanging sheet rock. He listened to them and he valued their opinions as much and often more than the guys from Harvard and Wharton locked away in offices, away from the real work.

He’s recognized the talent and the drive that all Americans have.

He’s promoted people based on their character, their street smarts, and their work ethic, not simply paper credentials.

To this day, many of the top executives in our company are individuals that started out in positions that were blue collar. But he saw something in them and he pushed them to succeed.

The true gift as a leader is that he sees the potential in people that they don’t even see in themselves – the potential that other executives would overlook because their resumes don’t include the names of fancy colleges and degrees.

I know he values those workers and those qualities in people, because those are the individuals he had my sibling and me work under when we started out.

That he would trust his own children’s formative years to these men and women says all you need to know about Donald Trump.

We didn’t learn from MBAs. We learned from people who had doctorates in common sense. Guys like Vinny Stellio [sp], who taught us how to drive heavy equipment, operate tractors and chainsaws, who worked his way through the ranks to become a trusted adviser of my father.

It’s why we’re the only children of billionaires as comfortable in a D10 Caterpillar as we are in our own cars.

My father knew that those were the guys and gals that would teach us the dignity of hard work from a very young age.

He knows that at the heart of the American dream is the idea that whoever we are, wherever we’re from, we can get ahead, where everyone can prosper together.

The other party also tells us they believe in the American dream. They say we should worry about economic inequality and immobility.

You know what? They’re right. But they don’t tell you that it was their policies that caused the problem and it was their policies that have no accountability.

They gave us the worst immigration system in the world, one that imports immobility, one that drives down employment and wages for Hispanic Americans, for African Americans, and for everyone. An immigration system that favors illegals over those trying to go through the process legally and, at times, even over law-abiding citizens.

It was Bernie Sanders himself who warned that a large tide of new workers keeps wages low and poverty high.

The other party gave us public schools that far too often fail our students, especially those who have no options. [snip]

They want to run everything top-down from Washington. They tell us they’re the experts and they know what’s best.

The other party gave us a regulatory state on steroids. [snip]

Imagine trying to digest all that before you even open your doors for business. That doesn’t help consumers. What it does is destroy small business in favor of big businesses who can afford the vast number of lawyers and accountants needed to comply. Dodd-Frank is consumer protection for billionaires.

We’ve produced the thickest network of patronage and influence of any country at any time in world history. It’s composed of a self-satisfied people at the top – our new aristocrats. We can’t live that way any longer, it’s too risky.

“Our new aristocrats!” That’s revolutionary stuff and delivered at the New Republican Party convention! Our excerpts are from only half of the speech delivered by Donald Trump, Jr. There’s plenty more.

Donald Trump, Jr.’s speech is a speech that long ago could have been delivered at a Democratic Party Convention to great applause if it was delivered by a rich Kennedy or a rich Roosevelt. Listen to the echoes of what once was the great Democratic Party in defense of the working class as delivered by Donald Trump, Jr.:

We will not accept the current state of our country because it’s too hard to change. That’s not the America I know.

We’re going to unleash the creative spirit and energy of all Americans.

We’re going to make our schools the best in the world for every single American of every single ethnicity and background.

We’re going to put Americans first. All Americans. Not a special class of crony elites at the top of the heap.

We’re going to elect a president who will work with everyone to pass legislation that will make our country great again.

It’s an astonishing speech in defense of the working class and the American people.

The Donald Trump Jr. speech is very positive and with every positive it is an attack against the opposition party. But it is much more than that.

Clueless John Kasich, Ted Cruz, believe that if they can sink Donald J. Trump in 2016 they will be positioned for victory in 2020. That is delusional.

Jeb Bush thought he was destined to be the Republican nominee for president in 2016 because the primary schedule and every rule was designed to fix the election for Jeb’s victory. All the rules Jeb Bush set in place insured the nomination of Donald J. Trump. Jeb! only received 3 delegate votes from the convention which means Jeb! spend $50 million per delegate.

John Kasich and Ted Cruz think if they sabotage Trump2016 and fix the rules to their benefit somehow they will be the future. They are clueless.

The Republican National Convention has created a New Republican Party. Donald J. Trump is the future of the Republican Party no matter what happens in November. If Trump wins that is an obvious truth. But even if Trump would lose, Trumpism will rule the day at the New Republican Party.

The moment Donald Trump Jr. spoke it became clear there was one obvious heir to Donald J. Trump and many others lined up with the movement. Clueless Ted Cruz and Clueless John Kasich can’t see the future is now. Neither can the other clueless, their pockets picked, houses empty, as the future rolls forward by the truckload.