Finally!: President Trump Fires FBI Director Comey

As the beautiful day arose, few expected the day would develop so Trumpily. As per usual President Donald J. Trump was hard at work. As per usual, the attention seeking Director of the FBI was once again publicly displaying himself, making more grandiose pronouncements, on yet another speaking tour. Work in an office was not what Comey the Clown sought. Comey wanted attention and TV cameras. Comey the Clown gave a speech, a television behind him. Comey didn’t know what hit him, he only felt that massive schlong:


Endless Christmas! President Trump schlonged Comey the malicious clown. President Donald J. Trump acted upon the recommendation of Attorney General Jeff Sessions and Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein. The “YOU’RE FIRED” came via letter:

Dear Director Comey:

I have received the attached letters from the Attorney General and Deputy Attorney General of the United States recommending your dismissal as the Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. I have accepted their recommendation and you are hereby terminated and removed from office, effective immediately.

While I greatly appreciate you informing me, on three separate occasions, that I am not under investigation, I nevertheless concur with the judgment of the Department of Justice that you are not able to effectively lead the Bureau.

It is essential that we find new leadership for the FBI that restores public trust and confidence in its vital law enforcement mission.

I wish you the best of luck in your endeavors.

Donald J. Trump.

The Attorney General and Deputy Attorney General recommended Comey the Clown be removed:

In a Tuesday statement, the press secretary said the president “terminated and removed” Comey from office “based on the clear recommendations of both Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein and Attorney General Jeff Sessions.”

Sessions told Trump in a letter that he believes “a fresh start is needed at the leadership of the FBI.”

In a memorandum titled “Restoring public confidence in the FBI,” Rosenstein said he couldn’t defend Comey’s handling of the investigation into Hillary Clinton’s emails.

“The Director was wrong to usurp the Attorney General’s authority on July 5, 2016, and announce his conclusion that the case should be closed without prosecution. It is not the function of the Director to make such an announcement,” the deputy attorney general said.

Last summer, Comey concluded that “no charges are appropriate” in the FBI’s investigation of Clinton.

“Although there is evidence of potential violations regarding the handling of classified information, our judgment is that no reasonable prosecutor would bring such a case,” he said in July.

Rosenstein said that the dismissed FBI director compounded the error when he “ignored another longstanding principle: we do not hold press conferences to release derogatory information about the subject of a declined criminal investigation.”

The deputy attorney general was referring to Comey’s letter to Congress, which said the FBI was probing an additional batch of emails related to the Clinton investigation. Comey later announced that the FBI had “not changed its conclusions” after reviewing the new cache of emails.

The former Democratic nominee has cited Comey’s letter, coming a little more than a week before the 2016 presidential election, as a contributing factor to her loss.

Rosenstein said that such information may be disclosed in legal proceedings, but that it’s not something that should be done “gratuitously.”

The Director laid out his version of the facts for the news media as if it were a closing argument, but without a trial. It is a textbook example of what federal prosecutors and agents are taught not to do,” he said.

Comey has defended his actions, saying that he was simply trying to not conceal the FBI’s decision to investigate the additional emails.

But Rosenstein refuted Comey’s language, saying that federal agents “are not concealing anything” when conducting an investigation quietly.

“In that context, silence is not concealment,” the deputy attorney general said.

We expect Obama Dimocrats will be in a fury against Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein and demand hearings after a lynching. The yelps from Obama Dimocrats will be especially funny because Deputy AG Rosenstein will have to be attacked by Obama Dimocrats because he agrees with what many Obama Dimocrats have been most furious about:

Trump made no mention of Comey’s role in the Clinton investigation, which she has blamed in part for the election result that put him in the White House. But in announcing the firing, the White House circulated a scathing memo, written by deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein, criticizing Comey’s handling of the Clinton probe, including the director’s decision to hold a news conference announcing its findings and releasing “derogatory information” about Clinton.

The firing of an FBI director is exceedingly rare. Democrats slammed the move, comparing it to President Richard Nixon’s “Saturday Night Massacre” decision to fire the independent special prosecutor overseeing the Watergate investigation, prompting the resignations of the Justice Department’s top two officials.

This is Nixonian,” Sen. Bob Casey, D-Pa., declared on Twitter. “Outrageous,” said Oregon Sen. Ron Wyden, calling for Comey to immediately be summoned to testify to Congress about the status of the Trump-Russia investigation

Trump has ridiculed the FBI investigation, as well as concurrent congressional investigations, as a “hoax” and has denied that his campaign was involved in Russia’s election meddling. In his letter to Comey, he asserted that the FBI director had informed him “on three separate occasions that I am not under investigation.”

Comey the Clown got his job via Obama the Clown who nominated Comey in 2013 for a ten year term that lasted much less than that. Clown cleanup on aisle 2017.

CNN and the New York Times are in a fizzy tizzy:

The abrupt firing raised questions over whether Mr. Trump was trying to influence the Russia investigation. But the president said he was following recommendations from the Justice Department, which criticized how Mr. Comey concluded the investigation into Mrs. Clinton.

“It is essential that we find new leadership for the F.B.I. that restores public trust and confidence in its vital law enforcement mission,” Mr. Trump wrote.

Mr. Comey’s firing came hours after the F.B.I. corrected his testimony last week about how classified information ended up on the laptop of the disgraced former congressman Anthony D. Weiner.

Most of Big Media is in a “RUSSIA!!!!!!!!!” frenzy.

We expect more firings. The FBI needs more firings. The firings should continue with the man who replaces Comey:

New acting FBI director is Andrew McCabe – and he too is caught in the toxic impact of Clinton as his politician wife got cash from a Hillary ally

The Comey firing was long overdue. The latest blunder was Comey’s clownish performance in Capitol hill which the FBI had to correct on Tuesday. It was the latest in a long series of blunders:

But even before the 2016 campaign, the FBI endured a number of humiliations under Comey’s tenure. Most damning were revelations that the FBI was generally aware of almost every terrorist who successfully struck America over the last eight years.

Here are 10 of Comey’s biggest embarrassments at the FBI:

1. Before he bombed the Boston Marathon, the FBI interviewed Tamerlan Tsarnaev but let him go. Russia sent the Obama Administration a second warning, but the FBI opted against investigating him again.

2. Shortly after the NSA scandal exploded in 2013, the FBI was exposed conducting its own data mining on innocent Americans; the agency, Bloomberg reported, retains that material for decades (even if no wrongdoing is found).

3. The FBI had possession of emails sent by Nidal Hasan saying he wanted to kill his fellow soldiers to protect the Taliban — but didn’t intervene, leading many critics to argue the tragedy that resulted in the death of 31 Americans at Fort Hood could have been prevented. 

4. During the Obama Administration, the FBI claimed that two private jets were being used primarily for counterterrorism, when in fact they were mostly being used for Eric Holder and Robert Mueller’s business and personal travel. 

5. When the FBI demanded Apple create a “backdoor” that would allow law enforcement agencies to unlock the cell phones of various suspects, the company refused, sparking a battle between the feds and America’s biggest tech company. What makes this incident indicative of Comey’s questionable management of the agency is that a) The FBI jumped the gun, as they were indeed ultimately able to crack the San Bernardino terrorist’s phone, and b) Almost every other major national security figure sided with Apple (from former CIA Director General Petraeus to former CIA Director James Woolsey to former director of the NSA, General Michael Hayden), warning that such a “crack” would inevitably wind up in the wrong hands.

6. In 2015, the FBI conducted a controversial raid on a Texas political meeting, finger printing, photographing, and seizing phones from attendees (some in the group believe in restoring Texas as an independent constitutional republic).

7. During its investigation into Hillary Clinton’s mishandling of classified material, the FBI made an unusual deal in which Clinton aides were both given immunity and allowed to destroy their laptops. 

8. The father of the radical Islamist who detonated a backpack bomb in New York City in 2016 alerted the FBI to his son’s radicalization. The FBI, however, cleared Ahmad Khan Rahami after a brief interview. 

9. The FBI also investigated the terrorist who killed 49 people and wounded 53 more at the Pulse Nightclub in Orlando, Fla. Despite a more than 10-month investigation of Omar Mateen — during which Mateen admitting lying to agents — the FBI opted against pressing further and closed its case. 

10. CBS recently reported that when two terrorists sought to kill Americans attending the “Draw Muhammad” event in Garland, Texas, the FBI not only had an understanding an attack was coming, but actually had an undercover agent traveling with the Islamists, Elton Simpson and Nadir Soofi. The FBI has refused to comment on why the agent on the scene did not intervene during the attack. 

Comey the Clown had to be fired. Comey’s actions have been usurpations too long tolerated. Instead of presenting evidence to a grand jury, Comey decided to proclaim himself a prosecutor outside the system of justice.


As Attorney General Jeff Sessions declared, Comey would not admit his failures which meant Comey would not take corrective measures but rather double down on his public spectacles which undermine the FBI and the Department of Justice.


There comes a time when you are draining a tub that gunk clogs up the drain. At that moment you have to put on some long black rubber gloves and pull out the gunk. Then the slime can continue to flow out. But more gunk will continue to clog the drain and the gunk will have to continue to be removed.

Today, President Donald J. Trump, who will be reelected, continued to pull out the gunk. President Donald J. Trump promised to do so. It’s not a tub however – IT’S A SWAMP. President Trump will continue to drain the swamp. It’s a big swamp. President Trump is a big man, up to the job.

Drain the swamp Mr. President, drain the swamp.

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