It’s only week two of the Trump Revolution and the patriots are happy. For the Kooks it feels like the end times Apocalypse Superbowl. We’ve seen this before. Should we snoop around and get the score? Yeah! Put your shoulder-pads and girdles on – we’re going in.
The game is just about to begin. The playing field is packed. The players are in uniform. There’s a guy as big as a quarterback, but he’s too fat. He’s eating quarter-pounders from McDonalds.
Let’s listen to this big fat nut on the playing field spouting gibberish:
Michael Moore to Dems: Block Gorsuch or face primaries
Liberal filmmaker Michael Moore on Wednesday threatened any Senate Democrats who do not block President Trump’s Supreme Court nominee with primary challenges in their next election.
Senate Dems, let's be very clear: You will filibuster & block this SC nom or we will find a true progressive and primary u in next election.
— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) February 1, 2017
That’s loser talk.
Now, there’s a tight-ass talking to quarter-pounder. We think it’s his not too tight rear end:
Sen. Jeff Merkley (D-Ore.) has vowed to filibuster any nominee from Trump, meaning Gorsuch would require 60 votes under current rules.
Coming in from the goal thing-a-majigs is one of the blockheads who must be drunk on krank Gatorade cause he’s saying a lot but not making much sense. We suspect he’s been hit on the head a lot:
Eichenwald: Neil Gorsuch Is Supremely Qualified, and Must Not Be Confirmed [snip]
Democrats must fight it to the bitter end. The preservation of the final, tattered remains of American constitutional government demands it.
This has nothing to do with Gorsuch as a nominee. On first assessment, there is no doubt he is eminently qualified, perhaps more so than several other sitting justices were at the time of their nomination. He has done it all. His legal education is first-rate, with a law degree from Harvard and a doctorate in jurisprudence from Oxford. He has seen up close how the Supreme Court works, serving as a clerk for Justice Byron White and then Justice Anthony Kennedy. For more than a decade, he has served as a judge on the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 10th Circuit, where he has gained a reputation as someone committed to the rule of law. He is a member of the federal Advisory Committee on Appellate Rules. [snip]
The end game: Force Trump to renominate Garland.
Wut???? As we back away… real slowly, from this guy… who has obviously been hit one too many times on his head, we bounce off of fatso, still eating quarter-pounders. Yikes! Does this guy ever stop eating?
Another blockhead approaches us from behind the tight rear end. This one is a real doozy. From the looks of his face, this guy has been hit a lot of times right in the kisser. Shutting our eyes and then looking down at the field, we listen to the mad ravings of this running hack:
Yes, blocking Gorsuch would likely be just a symbolic gesture, given that his bona fides as a fairly typical right-wing jurist will likely see him confirmed, possibly with even a few Democratic votes.
So is it worth losing the filibuster, with its supermajority requirement, over him? After all, three of the five justices who keep Roe v. Wade alive are about a decade older than the Golden Girls during their last season on NBC. And if the vacancy helped Trump win, wouldn’t it be a bad idea to focus on this, given that nine of the 10 swing state Senate elections in 2018 take place in states Trump won?
Now you’re thinking like a Democrat.
Um, ugh, yeah… back away real real slowly from this half wit. He’s not thinking at all. Something’s wrong with him. He’s not only two french fries short of a happy meal… he’s the owner of Chock-full-O’-nuts.
After dunking our heads for a while in a bucket of cold water, as the fat guy is sniffing around looking for more quarter-pounders to suck in, we notice it is half-time and the half-time show is on. What a relief! An hour away from the rear end, the quarter-pounder, and the running hack, is time we need to recover from the kookarama.
Here comes the half-time show. Uh, oh, it’s some guy from Hollywood next to a naked guy with bongos:
Director Judd Apatow Supports Far-Left Berkeley Riot, Warns ‘This is Just the Beginning’
Hollywood director, writer, and producer Judd Apatow warned conservatives on Twitter that last night’s riot at UC Berkeley was “just the beginning,” adding: “When will all the fools who are still supporting Trump realize what is at stake?”
Apatow, who directed The 40 Year Old Virgin, Trainwreck, and Knocked Up, made the threatening tweet after far-left “anti-fascist” rioters assaulted numerous attendees, started fires, smashed up shops and ATMs, and attacked people’s cars at Breitbart Senior Editor MILO’s UC Berkeley show on Wednesday.
The half-time show gets worse as another “entertainer” takes the spotlight:
Riot when your college invites a Nazi.
Set it all on fire.
In case of doubt, study history.
— Lexi Alexander (@Lexialex) February 2, 2017
Um, “isn’t that what “Nazis” do?” we wonder. But too late, here comes the next “entertainer” and we don’t expect much from him… not after his last appearance in “entertainment”:
After that lunacy with his “hey, hey,” this will finish us off for sure. Even the left acknowledged that video was “a sort of tone-deaf singalong that inadvertently affirms criticism that movie stars may indeed be out of touch with regular people.” Well, here he comes… we guess he did survive. Wonder what new insights this “entertainer” will provide at the half-time Kookarama Superbowl Apolcalypse? Shush… here he is:
Matthew McConaughey is urging his fellow Hollywood actors to “embrace” President Trump. [snip]
In an interview with the BBC’s “Andrew Marr Show” this week, host Andrew Marr compared the characters in McConaughey’s new movie “Gold” to “not Trump’s America, but this is small-time, central redneck America sticking one up to the snotty East Coast and the elites.”
He then asked McConaughey if it was time for Hollywood to give the president a break.
“They don’t have a choice now,” McConaughey answered. “He’s our president. It’s very dynamic and as divisive of a time and inauguration as we’ve had, at the same time, it’s time for us to embrace. Shake hands with this fact, be constructive with him over the next four years.” [snip]
“Even those who most strongly may disagree with his principles or things he’s said or done — which is another thing, we’ll see what he does compared to what he has said — no matter how much you disagreed along the way, it’s time to think how constructive can you be. Because he’s out president for the next four years, at least,” he said.
Wow! Well, that blew our mind. The fat guy is still eating quarter-pounders and now looking at Matt like a sausage sandwich with gravy on it.
We figure we better run while the running is good. Forget the rest of the Kook Apocalypse Superbowl. Sneaking out we run into a guy in uniform with a measuring tape. He’s building a wall:
DHS secretary: Border wall should be finished in two years
MCALLEN, Texas – EXCLUSIVE: In his first television interview as Homeland Security secretary, retired four-star Marine Gen. John F. Kelly told Fox News he wants the U.S.-Mexico border wall finished in two years – setting an ambitious schedule for the project ordered last week by President Trump.
“The wall will be built where it’s needed first, and then it will be filled in. That’s the way I look at it,” Kelly said. “I really hope to have it done within the next two years.”
Two years only and the wall, that great big beautiful wall will be built. If poet Robert Frost is correct that “good fences make good neighbors” imagine what good neighbors a great big beautiful wall will make.
Ay Caramba! What are we thinking? Wait until the Kooks hear about this! They’ll go nut nuts! Can they even be more nut nuts? Ay yai yai! We’re outta here.