Update: Hillary Clinton wins Massachusetts. Donald J. Trump wins Vermont. Only state left is Alaska. Little polling in that hard to poll Alaska. Sarah Palin might help Trump there. Does Bernie Sanders have a shot to make it 5? Our congrats to Kasich for the surprise almost win.
Update VII: Bernie Sanders wins Colorado caucuses. Bernie Sanders wins Minnesota caucuses. Money saves the socialist! Sanders survives SuperTuesday. Marco Rubio clicked his heels and won Minnesota. Even when he doesn’t win, Trump wins. Cruz, Kasich, Carson, and Cruz will stay in and keep the field divided as Hillary can’t scrape the Sanders off her shoes.
Update VI: Trump wins Arkansas. Kasich moving in on Trump in Vermont. Sanders ahead of Hillary in Colorado. Rubio clicks his heels, like Dorothy, to win Minnesota.
Update V: Yay!!! We get our shocker. @BernieSanders and @TedCruz win Oklahoma.
Does Oklahoma have a meth problem?
Update IV: Cruz wins Texas. Cruz and Trump in tight race in Oklahoma too. Hillary joined Bernie Sanders with a victory speech. At the same time Marco Rubio gave his “victory” speech even as he loses everywhere. Cruz likely stays in the race now and Marco Rubio will never leave the race even if his heels snap off. Trump smiles.
Update III: Trump wins Virginia (Fox News call, waiting on others). Hillary wins Arkansas.
Update II: Hillary wins Tennessee and Alabama. Trump wins Massachusetts, Alabama, Tennessee. Trump, with very low vote totals in, is very close to the 50% barrier that turns Georgia to a winner take all state. Trump wins in Massachusetts and Alabama – who woulda thunk it?
Update: Bernie Sanders wins Vermont as everyone and their pet(s) expected with a margin Ted Cruz will eye with envy. Hillary Clinton wins Virginia and Georgia. Donald Trump wins Georgia too and we will watch to see who crosses the 20% threshold to win delegates there.
Will Donald J. Trump announce his endorsement by Florida Governor Rick Scott at the press conference scheduled for 9:00 p.m. ET tonight??? Will Marco Rubio fall off his high heels??? Will Ted Cruz trip over his tongue??? Will Bernie Sanders, a.k.a. Saint Bernard, bark??? Will Hillary? And what are John Kasich and Ben Carson having for dinner tonight???
We’ll get the answers to all those questions tonight. There will be a shocker tonight, we just don’t know what it is yet. Maybe it’s that Rick Scott endorsement, if any.
Big questions for tonight are what states are won by whom and who comes in second with enough percentage value to have delegates allocated to him – on the GOP side. On the Dem side, there’s really not much to see tonight, but the results will provide fodder for analysis tomorrow when we compare the Ds and the Rs results and look to November.
Tonight it is all about results. We’ll update constantly. We’ll gossip and bitch and make up vicious stories about candidates – like Little Marco and Lyin’ Cruz have been doing lately.
We’ll analyze later.
Tonight, it’s results, gossip, noodle salad, bitchin’ and cacklin’ for us.