#GOPDebate Forum – The Losers Lose

Big Media decides who gets coverage, the type of coverage, which polls to laud, which polls to ignore then uses the coverage and the polls to decide who gets to be a legitimate candidate on the debate stage. It’s an outrage. Worse, the political parties and the political candidates not only put up with this, they encourage the Big Media and establishment corruption of our political process because they are all part of the corrupt establishment.

That corruption of the people’s right to choose their leaders is why we have the comedy of a big debate tonight at 9:00 p.m. ET on Fox News which just about everyone is going to watch – and the 5:00 p.m. ET one hour losers’ forum also on Fox News.

The 5:00 losers’ forum is for, um, losers. The alleged candidates in the losers forum are losers. They are losers and losers lose. We’re not being cruel. They are losers. Only a loser would agree to the indignity the losers will subject themselves to tonight.

The candidates at tonight’s loser forum should have united and demanded a type of debate structure which would not have filtered out any candidate based on polls or Big Media attention. They could have demanded two debates, with an even number of candidates in attendance, chosen by lottery. But they are losers so they laid down to be fu*ked.

The candidates at tonight’s loser forum should have appeared in press conferences together. The candidates at tonight’s loser forum should have formed a united front at every campaign event to denounce the pernicious influence of Big Media. The candidates at tonight’s loser forum should have pooled together resources to air ads, hand out leaflets, do whatever was necessary to get a fair and balanced debate structure. But they didn’t do any of this – because they are losers.

Can you imagine what would have happened if, as the GOP establishment once planned, Donald Trump was relegated to a lesser position on a losers’forum? The gates of Hell would have broken and the fires of Hell loosed upon the Earth. We know Donald Trump has a lot of advantages that tonight’s losers don’t have. But as demonstrated with Donald Trump’s response to Gawker’s release of his cell phone number, Donald Trump would not have greased himself up to be violated.

But losers lose and that is what we have tonight at 5:00. Let’s look at the losers, why they lose, and why they already lost.

First, Carly Fiorina. We wrote some nice things about Fiorina when she announced. But Carly Fiorina is a loser.

Why is Carly Fiorina a loser? Because Fiorina (some dub her FioRINO for her illegal immigration amnesty positions) forgot that she is in a Republican primary. Fiorina thought that if she attacked Hillary Clinton incessantly Republican voters would make the leap that Fiorina would be the best candidate against Hillary and that Fiorina could attack Hillary in ways that male candidates could not. But Hillary is not Fiorina’s opponent. A bunch of men are her obstacle. Result: the losers’ table for Carly.

Carly Fiorina also missed the bit about Donald Trump getting in the race. Outsider? Businessperson? Outspoken? Yeah, Carly Fiorina did not update her strategy once Trump got in. Result: Loser!

Why is Rick Perry a loser? Unlike Fiorina, Rick Perry did update his strategy once Trump got in. But instead of going with Trump, Perry chose to fight the tide. Result: Losers forum.

Rick Perry should have augmented Donald Trump when it came to illegal immigration. Perry could have “regretted” Trump’s choice of words while agreeing that illegal immigration has to be stopped. But instead Perry took the ferry to Palookaville. Perry called Trump a “cancer” at the same time he decried Trump’s tough language. That is at least a disconnect and double message which proved Perry is an unthinking loser. Result: Biggest Loser at the Losers’ table.

Yeah, we know Perry calculated that attacks on Trump would bolt him to national attention and by dint of higher poll numbers Perry would secure a seat at the adult table. Perry then calculated that once at the big debate table he would attack Trump and triumph. But that too is part of Perry’s problem. Perry “calculated.” Calculation is poison this election season. Result: Loser! – Biggest Loser!

Why is Lindsey Graham a loser? Compare and contrast the cell phone number public release as handled by Lindsey and Trump and you get the answer.

Lindsey Graham’s entire purpose this election season was to blast away at Rand Paul. Lindsey Graham was the GOP establishment shill who got in to attack the opponents of the GOP establishment. Once national security climbed as a big issue this election season Rand Paul’s candidacy was going the way of Ron Paul. So Lindsey shifted his attentions to the new big threat to the GOP establishment: Donald J. Trump.

Lindsey Graham attacked Trump then Trump stomped on him and Lindsey crumbled like a graham cracker. Result: Loser!

Why is Bobby Jindal a loser? Bobby Jindal deserves better than a place at the losers’ table because he has not really done anything wrong other than being himself. Jindal has never really recovered from his disastrous national appearance years ago. Jindal is a very good book smart guy but not very bright when it comes to how he comes off to viewers. We don’t want to beat up on Jindal because he is probably doing that to himself enough. But the result is the same: Loser!

Why is Rick Santorum a loser? Santorum is the one candidate we truly detest so we will censor ourselves. To be kind, Santorum is the very definition of a loser. Santorum lost his senate seat. He’s a loser. Santorum the loser of the senate seat, decided he wanted to lose higher office. So Santorum ran for president in 2012. He lost. So Santorum runs again in 2016 to bore us all yet again. Santorum will be at the losers’ forum because Santorum is a loser. The big winner? Sweater sales. Santorum wore a sweater at every campaign appearance in 2012 to make himself appear humble – which made us and many Americans hate sweaters. Those (Republicans/conservatives) that know Santorum know he is a sanctimonious nasty prick. Buy a sweater. Santorum sucks. Result: Loser!

George Pataki and Jim Gilmore? We’ve know Pataki and our dealings with him lead us to have great respect for him. Why Pataki is running for president in 2016 and why he attacks Trump is a mystery to us. Gilmore? Seems like a nice guy whose time has long passed. We don’t want to say anything bad about him because, well, he seems harmless and why waste energy over him? The result is the same: Losers!

The Losers’ Forum will last one hour. It will be an hour you will never get back. Use that hour wisely. Water your plants. Wash your dishes. Brush your hair. Polish your shoes. Beat your servants. Watch Youtubes of a drunk Joe Biden. Think up new insults for Trump to use at the big debate later tonight. Do something productive.

As with the big debate later tonight at 9:00, we’ll watch. Our comments section will post constructive comments as well as snide remarks. We’ll waste our 5:00 hour so you don’t have to.

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25 thoughts on “#GOPDebate Forum – The Losers Lose

  1. The stiffs are on stage. Plastered smiles on. Perry gets first question. He’s not doing well. Problems with the English language. He said mush

    Fiorina next. Her “I’m like Thatcher” phrase is challenged by Martha McCallum. Fiorina says she is tough and understands technology.

  2. Sanctimonious is next. “Has your moment passed?” Instead of sulking away Ricky says something about standing up and having a track record in D.C. of getting things done.

    Jindal next, “Why do your poll numbers in Louisiana suck?”

    Jindal says he won and will make generational changes necessary in government. Brags about his record. Won 2 landslide elections. Says people are tired of politicians.

    Lindsey next. “You worked with Hillary on climate change?” Lindsey attacks Hillary and says something about energy independence.

    Pataki next. “Romney says the party needs new blood?” Pataki says politicians posture but do not solve problems so that is why he is running.

    Jim Gilmore next. “New blood? You haven’t been in office for 30 years.” Reply is “I have experience. I helped win the Cold War. I know foreign policy.”

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    Anyone still viewing has run from the TV looking for a gun to shoot themselves.

  3. Donald Trump is now the topic.

    Perry responds that he has issues with Trump. Says he himself did a lot on the border. Attacks Trump for all “talk”.

    Fiorina attacks Trump for the Clinton call. Attacks Trump for giving the Clinton Foundation money. Says the political class has failed and that is why Trump is doing so well. Wants Trump to declare his principles.

  4. ISIS?

    Jindal says say “Radical Islam.” Chides Obama.

    Question to Lindsey: More troops in Iraq? Graham says to be serious is to send troops to Iraq and Syria.

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    Thank the Almighty for a commercial break.

  5. Lindsey Graham attacked Trump then Trump stomped on him and Lindsey crumbled like a graham cracker. Result: Loser!

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    I love how your mind trips around with words, Admin.

    You are so funny.

  6. I’ve had more excitement watching paint dry than seeing this bunch of no-hopers spin and soundbite.

    Seriously dire.

  7. Santorum will be at the losers’ forum because Santorum is a loser. The big winner? Sweater sales. Santorum wore a sweater at every campaign appearance in 2012 to make himself appear humble – which made us and many Americans hate sweaters. Those (Republicans/conservatives) that know Santorum know he is a sanctimonious nasty prick. Buy a sweater. Santorum sucks. Result: Loser!

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    Right on, Admin.

    We all hate sweater vests now because that nitwit thought he looked so sweet and pure in them.

    What could he wear to help prove his point in this election cycle to gain back attention?

    How about these…

    http://www.adweek.com/fishbowldc/wp-content/uploads/sites/10/2012/11/Mormon-sacred-Underwear-garments-eacology.jpg

    If they are good for Mormons, they should be okay for Catholics like Sweaters.

  8. “Our comments section will post constructive comments as well as snide remarks.”

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    Oh yes we will, ‘snide’ rides high with GOP debates. Especially one with Trump running the show.

  9. How long will the top 10 debates last?

    I guess I will be watching at work because there is a three hour difference. Hope FoxNews online has a live stream.

  10. I made a donation to Trump. Just $10 because I need it more than he does. But I thought I would help him with his donor count.

    Both Hillary and Trump are in my prayers everyday. I am going to say an extra one for him tonight.

    TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!

  11. After tonight we may lose about half of them because there aint enough money out there to steam them along.

    A crappy first debate will bury a lot of them, like Perry buried himself in 2012.

    Graham is a muppet just grandiosing and looks like he is high on cat milk…….saucer of milk for lecturn 2 please……

    Be clear though, all of these in this 5th rate debate are aiming for the vp spot really, they know they aint getting the top spot, this is just jockeying for the blowjob position, something they know a lot about and with that, I am off to bed…..night.

  12. I loathe Graham but he stayed true to his theme. I like Fiorinas manner of speaking jindal also hit me as okay. The rest just go away, especially Perry. Too little to judge on substance just my gut.
    What I love about The Donald is I already know how I feel about him. I’d much rather hear I am really smart I went to Wharton than some bullshit story about meeting a sob story.

  13. Jim Gilmore next. “New blood? You haven’t been in office for 30 years.” Reply is “I have experience. I helped win the Cold War.
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    That is a typo.

    He was with Grant and Brian Williams at the Cold Harbor, Spotslvania, and Petersburg.

    Then he was with Grant, Lee and Brian Williams at Appomattox.

    Because those battles were fought in Virginia he can claim he has experience in domestic policy.

    And because they were with a government foreign he can also claim experience in foreign policy.

    No wonder they call him “Happy” Gilmore.

    No wonder he considers himself to have presidential timber.

  14. I made the principled commitment to fast forward through every word from Pataki and Gilmore. They showed me no respect by getting into the race. Turn about is fair play.

    This will be the last I subject myself to Santorum, Perry, or Graham going forward.

    Jindal and Fiorina are relevant and articulate enough to deserve a listen and VP consideration. Both are solid voices in a new Republican party. The other five from the first debate should just go home.

  15. Jindal and Fiorina are relevant and articulate enough to deserve a listen and VP consideration. Both are solid voices in a new Republican party. The other five from the first debate should just go home.
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    That would be my view as well.

    Santorum will be driving a Good Humor Ice Cream truck around Mount Washington in Pittsburgh PA boning up for the 2024 debates.

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