Update: Bernie Sanders leads Dem field of Hillary challengers in fundraising with… $1.5M. The DailyKooks are all in to raise billions for Bernie.
You know what they say… a Kook and his money are soon parted.
It’s April 30 – Walpurgisnacht, when all the demons from Hell emerge and the Church of Satan was established. So, How Convenient – Socialist Senator Bernie Sanders today announced he will run for President in 2016 and try to wrest the nomination away from Hillary Clinton. It’s panic time folks! It’s panic time!
Weary and unsure, the clubfooted Hillary Clinton 2016 campaign stumbled about trying to decide how to respond to the challenge from the Green Mountains man. Thrown off kilter by this latest setback, the Hillary Clinton 2016 campaign attempted a “Hail Mary pass” and violated it’s own vow that the candidate’s spouse would take a back seat in the campaign.
That’s right!. Bill Clinton was called in. Along with a foreign affairs campaign aide, whose presence was required to properly respond to this latest threat to the nomination for Hillary, Bill Clinton responded to the Socialist Senator Bernie Sanders’ daring move in a widely viewed press conference:
Socialist Senator Bernie Sanders cannot be easily dismissed. True, some think he is a bigger flake than the last candidate from Vermont, Howard Dean, but Socialist Senator Bernie Sanders cannot be underestimated enough.
The story is still told about the time a casually dressed Bernie (along with a cute young friend, also casually dressed) went helicopter fishing for the first time. Few expected Sanders to come up with anything. But Bernie Sanders surprised all. Bernie then caught a big one, just as he hopes to catch a big one in 2016:
Bernie Sanders is a quadruple threat. First the Hillary Haters in search of an opponent to challenge the woman they have denounced as a racist, the DailyKooks, are all atwitter for Bernie Sanders.
Also Bernie Sanders is a WalNut – that’s right he has won the coveted endorsement from the deplorable traffic stoppers and all around drunk rowdies who call themselves Occupy Wall Street. Yup, Bernie Sanders is a WalNut:
Given New Hampshire’s proximity to Sanders’s home state of Vermont and the senator’s familiarity with the area and its people, he would have a real shot at winning the New Hampshire primary if he were to run. If Sanders wins in the critical first-in-the-nation primary state, he will finally be seen as a credible candidate for the nomination by the top pollsters and pundits. And if Sanders wins the nomination, Americans will finally have the economic populist presidential candidate they’ve been waiting for. Whether or not this opponent of the billionaire class, corporate greed, Wall Street and environmental degradation – and this champion of working people, the unemployed, retirees, and student debtors – becomes our next president will be entirely up to us.
Bernie Sanders is a total WalNut:
Bernie Sanders is a WalNut who says he hates “income inequality”. We suppose Bernie Sanders means to turn America not into his home state of Vermont but into Red State Utah which has the lowest income inequality in the nation.
Bernie Sanders unites the left and the right wings of American politics. Republicans and conservatives along with the leftist loons, all call Hillary Clinton a “weak” candidate. But if Hillary is such a weak candidate why are so many Republicans out to get rid of her? If Hillary Clinton is such a weak candidate isn’t it in Republicans and conservatives’ best interest to encourage Hillary to run like a lamb to the slaughter? The fact is the loony left comprised of Obama Dimocrats/DailyKooks/Occupy Wall Street know Hillary is a strong candidate. We saw Hillary after Iowa 2008 when, back to the wall, she stood in the rain and fought on to overwhelming victories in state after state. If it wasn’t for the corrupt DNC and the delegate theft from Michigan and Florida in the Rules committee Hillary would have had more delegates than Obama and garnered her deserved nomination.
Republicans/conservatives sometimes twist themselves into knots in order to attack Hillary. Keith Koffler is an example of someone who berates Hillary almost daily but takes time to write odes of appreciation for Barack Obama and his Baltimore race-baiting. More rational is Charles C. W. Cooke who deplores Hillary and praises Bernie Sanders while providing the road map for Hillary2016 to take in regards to Bernie Sanders:
Thus far at least, Clinton’s campaign, which seems to be motivated primarily by fear, has been reactive. When they can, Hillary and her team stick to meaningless and saccharine banalities, almost all of which, one presumes, have been poll-tested within a fraction of an inch. When she feels that she has to weigh in, however, she does so with a degree of studied caution that would have made even Mr. Rogers blush. If Clinton is worried that a potential rival might ding her, she pens a quick tribute to their position and then she moves on. If she is concerned that her silence could be interpreted as indifference, she gives a platitudinous speech on the topic of the hour, and then goes home. If the scandals that stick to her finally become too much for the press to bear, she consents to answer a few carefully chosen questions and then she buggers off.
That’s pretty good advice, if churlishly delivered, for Hillary Clinton 2016 and one we are sure the campaign will follow.
The hope on the left and the right is that Bernie Sanders 2016 will coalesce all the Hillary Haters into one traffic stopping
mess mass. Then, the hope is that Sanders will disappear and the real candidate of the left will enter the arena with a fully formed organization. The dream is for Bernie Sanders to roam the beaches and restaurant back alleys filled with garbage in a glorious search of deposit bottles and cans – then Bernie Sanders turns all the empty bottles and cans over to someone else to cash them in at the recycling center.
In a very real way WalNut Bernie Sanders is perfectly suited to run against Hillary Clinton 2016 as the tribune for the Socialist Kook left. But Bernie Sanders won’t achieve the aim of Kook Unity because, well,… um,…, he looks to much like a kook. In the words of Cooke, Bernie Sanders looks like “an elderly man with wild eyes and white, straggly Doc Brown hair“. Bernie Sanders looks pure kook – a crackpot uncle in the basement tinkering with old clocks and pots to invent a socialist time machine where all the sins of socialism are forgotten.
Bernie Sanders is a powerful threat to Hillary Clinton 2016, not because of what some on the right wish, but because he is not afraid to attack Barack Obama and Obama policies. For Hillary to win, not the nomination but the presidency, she must attack Barack Obama and Obama policies with great force. Why would anyone allow themselves to be tied to Obama and the Obama economic record? Have you seen the latest economic data? The Obama economy is a disaster.
If you think Bernie Sanders or the left loon candidate to come is a joke, you might be right. But Big Media is no joke. Big Media hates Hillary and Big Media will attack Hillary. Think that is all an idle threat? Remember 2008. Hillary Hater Matt Taibbi explains/threatens in his ode to Bernie Sanders in Rolling Stoner magazine:
It’s a little-known fact, but we reporters could successfully sell Sanders or Elizabeth Warren or any other populist candidate as a serious contender for the White House if we wanted to.
Hillary Clinton 2016 has an opponent for the nomination now. It is imperative that Hillary Clinton win the nomination. With his announcement Bernie Sanders might be the man to destroy Hillary, right? Well, it sure as blazes won’t be Martin O’Malley who destroys Hillary because Martin O’Malley’s campaign is up in flames in Baltimore. We’ll have a lot more to say regarding Martin O’Malley if he dares to announce a run for the nomination against Hillary.
The Socialist Bernie Sanders presidential campaign announcement was a masterpiece of rhetoric. The video of Socialist Bernie Sanders great leap forward is a masterpiece which captures the authentic Bernie Sanders:
Bernie Sanders is a triple, quadruple, megaupple threat. Most worrisome to the Hillary Clinton 2016 campaign is they won’t have the old Bernie to run against. As he announced his shocking presidential run Socialist Bernie Sanders also announced he will be running full throttle as he no longer smokes pot. Bernie Sanders has abandoned his “grass” roots – for Bernie it is now the big time.