Update: “Gee Mr. Taxman, I, um, lost all my receipts and stuff, solar flares and all but, um, that won’t be a problem, right, what with all these other disasters, right?” “Hey there Taxpayer dude not to worry. We at the IRS understand. Why just recently we misplaced stuff too and so we sent a letter to the congress from us here at the understanding and non-political IRS: Those Lois Lerner emails you wanted? Yeah, her computer crashed, so… yeah, um, solar flares and full moons….” Darn computer machines! “Heh, heh, Friday the 13th sure do dum funny things.”
This is going to be a Friday the 13th worthy of Barack Hannibal Obama.
On Wednesday House Veterans Affairs Chairman Representative Jeff Miller of Florida asked Defense Secretary Hagel “Why hasn’t he been returned to the United States?” “We have seriously wounded soldiers that are returned to the United States almost immediately after they are stabilized.” “You’re trying to tell me that he’s being held at Landstuhl, Germany, because of his medical condition?” Hagel yelped “Congressman, I hope you’re not implying anything other than that.”
Perhaps because of that exchange, this Friday the 13th Bowe Bergdahl will return to the United States. Left at large is the Obama Terrorist Squad. What a great welcome home the Obama Terrorist Squad received – Iraq is in flames.
We’re not talking about run of the mill flames. These are boob Barack Obama Biblical catastrophe flames.
Do we exaggerate a tad. No. Consider what is happening in Iraq.
The Kurds have now seized Kirkuk. The Kurds have long wanted a Kurdistan to call home. The problem is Turkey will not tolerate a Kurdistan in Iraq because that could mean a loss of Turkish territory to the new entity. Result: Expect Turkey to intervene actively in Iraq soon.
Turkey will not be alone. As leaderless America founders under Boob Barack here comes the, er, cavalry? Iranian Revolutionary Guard heads to Iraq to take on ISIS:
A U.S./Israel/Iran/Saudi Arabia/Bashar Assad alliance in the Middle East is, if I’m not mistaken, mentioned in chapter nine of the Book of Revelation.
Alternate headline: “Atheist starting to believe in the End Times.”
It’s certainly the end times for women. The Caliphate is here to wage the war on women:
A transnational jihadist group now controls a swath of territory across northern Iraq and Syria, creating a de facto Sunni Islamic “caliphate” in its wake as it pushes south toward the Iraqi capital of Baghdad.
The group, the Islamic State in Iraq and the Levant (ISIS) endangered the oil refinery of Baiji and yesterday seized Saddam Hussein’s hometown of Tikrit, 80 miles northwest of Baghdad. The advances came just a day after ISIS shocked observers by easily taking full control of Mosul, one of Iraq’s largest cities, where Iraqi soldiers trained and equipped by the US shed their uniforms as they fled. On Thursday the militant group claimed to have surrounded Samarra, bringing it closer to Baghdad. [snip]
“Militarily, territorially, financially and practically speaking, ISIS’ Islamic State is very much nearing genuine realization,” said Charles Lister, a specialist on insurgent groups at the Brookings Doha Center, in a tweet after the fall of Mosul. [snip]
Their aim, said Mr. Phillips, is to use a caliphate that does not recognize formal borders as a “launching point for radicalization through the region.”
For the fighters themselves, the idea of a national home is dissolving as they push for that broader Islamic state. There have been reports of some burning their passports in Syria.
“Everybody’s renouncing their affiliation with their countries, because we are now trying to establish the caliphate. … Our citizenship means nothing to us anymore,” a British foreign fighter by the name of Abu Sumayyah al-Britani said from the northern Syrian town of Idlib, in a May 25 broadcast of “The ISIS Show,” posted by EAWorldview.
This is a moment of great peril. At the moment (expect nothing to change) Barack Obama is displaying all the weakness, pandering, posturing, and worst academic traits for which he is known. Instead of a display of seriousness, resolve, and attention – Obama yesterday watched basketball featuring his daughter and then went to party with David Axelrod.
We wrote that in January of 2011 and other than the party with David Axelrod it’s still an accurate depiction of Boob Barack.
The real war on women, Sharia law, more than threatens. Sharia law is now the law for millions of women:
Repent or die: al-Qaeda forces announce rules for Iraqi territory they now control
ISIS, the al-Qaeda group that has swept through northern Iraq, releases list of rules that citizens must live by: including ‘repent or die’
The Islamic State of Iraq and al-Sham has set out a list of rules for residents of Mosul as it seeks to impose its Islamist rules on Iraq’s second city.
Referring to the area by its ancient name, Nineveh, the group says it has a clear set of instructions for the remaining occupants of the city and surrounding area.
Firstly it tells “anyone who is asking,” who its members are and what it is about: “We are soldiers of Islam and we’ve taken on our responsibility to bring back glory of the Islamic Caliphate.” [snip]
No guns will be allowed outside of its ranks. [snip]
Outlining its sectarian bias it declared all shrines, graveyards and monuments will be destroyed.
Finally all women must dress in concealing clothing that preserve decency. Females should only go outside “if necessary”.
The Iron Veil has descended. Iraq truly is one of Obama’s greatest achievements. And Al-Qaeda was dead in 2012 for Obama election purposes. But it is back baby.
The state of Jordan is next. King Abdullah is declared “an enemy of Islam and an infidel” and is to be executed.
Satan’s spawn Barack Hannibal Obama is truly transformational. When in 2008 he called for HOPE and CHANGE we declared it was false HOPE and CHANGE for the worse. It’s worse.
The sun has had three major solar flares on its surface in the past two days that have affected communications on Earth and could send a shockwave through Earth this Friday, according to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration.
The “solar events” caused brief blackouts in high frequency communications when they struck, twice on Tuesday morning and once this morning, all between the hours of 7 a.m. and 9 a.m. EDT.
It’s lights out folks. Either the sun will get you or Barack Hannibal Obama will get us all killed.