We wrote why Karl Rove was stupid to talk about Hillary’s health. Now dumb has become dumber. Karl Rove: Let’s face it, Hillary’s “old and stale”. What does that make Jeb Bush? Poppin’ fresh? Whether he knows it or not, Rove is helping Hillary. Rove is hurting Jeb. And that makes us laugh.
Rove is not the only Hillary Hater that has brought us to laughter lately. Barack Obama supporters that hated Hillary in 2008 make us laugh in 2014. Remember 2008? Hillary was the enemy that had to be destroyed. Barack Obama was the future Reich that would last a thousand years along with his coalition of the ascendant storm troopers. Now, professional blowhard Charles Cook informs us that for many of those that proclaimed Obama the forever future and Hillary Clinton the dead turn-the-page past, the question is “Does Hillary Owe It to Democrats to Run?”:
The question of whether Clinton runs certainly evokes strong emotions in many people. At a dinner recently, a friend—one with clear Democratic sympathies—argued to me that if Clinton declined to run for president in 2016, the Democratic Party would have a right to feel angry with her, suggesting that she had an obligation to run.
How the worms have turned! Now the very Hillary Clinton they spurned, that evil corporatist Iraq warmonger dynast MUST RUN! Ya gotta laugh!
Wasn’t Hillary a racist? These Hillary Haters from the left accused Hillary of darkening pictures of Barack Obama and making dog whistle racist attacks. But now Hillary Clinton must run???? Ya gotta laugh.
Micheal Tomasky back in December 2012 demanded that Hillary run for president because, because:
And in this context, this context of keeping history moving forward, Hillary Clinton has not just the chance to run in 2016. She has the obligation to do so. Her party, and her country, will need her then, to consolidate gains and prevent the backsliding that the backsliders just can’t wait to commence. In other words, if the next four years go the way I suspect they might, it will be of the most fundamental importance that the Democrats hold the White House thereafter, and the burden of so ensuring falls squarely on the shoulders of Hugh Rodham’s rebellious daughter.
Here’s what I mean. I suspect that the next four years will go rather nicely for my side. The economy shows every sign of turning around and, one hopes, going like gangbusters three years hence. Obamacare will be implemented. Taxes—tax rates—will have been hiked. Immigration reform may well have been enacted. With a ridiculous amount of luck, a carbon tax. And all that will have been on top of Dodd-Frank, the equal pay act, and the other first-Obama-term accomplishments. We stand a decent chance, come 2016, of looking back on a pretty darn good eight years.
Ya gotta laugh! The economy turning around? Ha, ya gotta laugh. Economy going gangbusters in 2015? Ha ha, ya gotta laugh! ObamaCare working, tax hikes, immigration gates flooded, carbon taxes imposed, what a world what a world. Hasn’t exactly worked out as Tomasky imagined has it? Tomasky’s argument for Hillary then is that Hillary should run in order to keep in place Barack Obama’s obaminations and disasters. Harrddy harrddy har har. Ya gotta laugh. Hillary’s gotta run as the vestal virgin to Zeus Obama, stomps Tomasky and other Obama-the-lightbringer acolytes. We laugh and laugh.
Laughter ensues every time we hear from the “Obama is the future” crowd now clamoring for Hillary:
Clinton Apostates Trip Over Themselves to Get in Line Behind Hillary
Democrats who passed over Hillary to endorse Barack Obama in 2008 know they’re on the enemies list—and they’re jumping on the Clinton 2016 bandwagon as early as possible.
Ya gotta laugh. They know they are on the “S” list. They want Hillary and us to forget and forgive. Some of them also want to be able to stick a knife in Hillary’s back if/when something like Elizabeth Warren 2016 emerges. Don’t trust them Hillary. Gull ’em then cull ’em. We would invite these vermin to dinner only to poison them.
To these vermin Barack Obama was the future, Hillary Clinton was the hated past. To these vermin Hillary Clinton was a racist blocking halfrican-American Barack Obama. These vermin still think it is racist to not worship Obama.
Ron Fournier went to Arkansas and found hypocritical race-baiting vermin:
In Arkansas, Obama Is a Four-Letter Word Hampering Democrats
What Bill Clinton’s home state says about racial politics, control of the Senate, and Hillary Clinton in 2016.
LITTLE ROCK, Ark.—For five decades of Saturdays, Jerry’s Barber Shop has been a center of Arkansas politics, servicing receding hairlines for governors, legislators, and judges alongside the voters who elect and reject them. “I know how to make a politician tell the truth,” owner Jerry Hood says, “put a razor to his neck.” [snip]
“People are sick and tired of the path we’re taking. They’re sick and tired of Obama and Obamacare,” Hood says. His customers are mostly progressives from the shop’s affluent Heights neighborhood. “A lot of people coming in here talking about voting against every Democrat. They’re pissed off at Obamacare.…”
“How small businesses are treated …,” interrupts a customer with a shock of white hair.
“And Keystone,” chirps barber Doug Boydston.
Waving scissors like a conductor, Hood declares, “Folks around here are over that President Obama.”
Jerry’s Barber Shop is one the few places left in America where liberals and conservatives can be found together, laughing together, and talking politics. [snip]
A few minutes later, I pay for my haircut, say my goodbyes, and walk out. The bald man is waiting outside for me. He introduces himself as Robert Smith, then nods toward the barber shop. “How much of that do you think is about race?” I tell him the folks at Jerry’s are good people, but racial tensions are infused into much of American politics.
“I think it’s about race and the fact that Obama hasn’t done the greatest job,” Smith says. “I’m a Democrat. I voted for him twice. I’m not one of them,” he says, nodding again toward Jerry’s shop. “But I may not vote Democrat this time.”
The bald guy, Robert Smith, voted for Barack Obama twice. This bald guy thinks opposition to Obama is racial. But this bald guy does not intend to vote for Democrats in 2014. So is the bald guy a racist? Or is the bald guy a race baiting hypocrite who impugns others as racists when they cannot defend themselves. Yup, a holier than thou race baiting hypocrite. We stop laughing.
But then we hear about some murders in California and start to laugh again. Yeah, we have to say we feel bad for the murdered and the community. But the person we call “The Snowflake Killer” is such a cartoon we gotta laugh.
The Snowflake Killer. Heterosexuals are in deep trouble. Heterosexuals on the left are really in deep deep trouble. First Judith Warner, in the editorial pages of the New York Times, fantasized about sex with Barack Obama. Now a 22 year old boi in California has used knives and guns to kill a bunch of people because girls would not have sex with him.
Such is the state of masculinity in America that fey Barack and the 22 year old have the audacity to believe they are in any way masculine or even “alpha male”. Here’s the notorious Youtube uploaded by The Snowflake Killer:
He’s a cartoon isn’t he? He laughs/smirks like a super-villain in a bad He-Man cartoon. Think Skeletor with a pronounced swish. He’s so self-unaware he presumes himself to be an “alpha male”. We suppose SnagglePuss was not available. We are crude to observe that The Snowflake Killer should be as sexually alluring to women/girls as Richard Simmons’ corpse. It is a relief to know that no girl was so self-abasing as to give this creep the time of day. He died a virgin. He deserved to die a virgin. He died a love-less virgin with all the sex appeal of Barack Obama at his stinky morning best.
We suppose we will be condemned for being so callous to point out that The Snowflake Killer was a fey little thing. We call him The Snowflake Killer because he thought himself so special, so humpy, so masculine:
Authorities have identified the killer, who left various video and written manifestos saying that he was seeking to kill sorority women and others at the university as revenge for the way women had rejected him. The killer — who subsequently shot himself — has been identified as a student who enrolled but frequently dropped out of classes at Santa Barbara City College.
Rodger posted a video on YouTube prior to the killings. In it, he outlined what he was going to do and said that the women deserved it for rejecting him. The Los Angeles Times published a transcript of the video. “On the day of retribution, I am going to enter the hottest sorority house at UCSB and I will slaughter every single spoiled, stuck-up, blond slut I see inside there. All those girls I’ve desired so much. They have all rejected me and looked down on me as an inferior man if I ever made a sexual advance toward them, while they throw themselves at these obnoxious brutes,” the video says. “I take great pleasure in slaughtering all of you. You will finally see that I am, in truth, the superior one, the true alpha male.”
A “true alpha male”? Really? Who writes like that? Who talks like that? He’s a cartoon, like Barack Obama is a cartoon.
Some of the fattest on the left seized upon the California killings to denounce gun possession not bothering to mention the stabbing deaths which the left leaning 22 year old also committed. Ya gotta laugh.
Oh, and RACISM too. Yeah, the half Indonesian, half British cartoon is also a racist because… well he’s angry that “ugly” black boys got sex while he, descended from British aristocracy couldn’t get a girl to give it up. It gives us hope that the white girls he craved had enough sense to give him the heave ho. What a loser!
“I am beautiful….” writes the privileged Hollywood half-wit. Sounds like Barack Soetoro Obama. Ya gotta laugh.