Update: Try to stay awake. The usual Obama publicity stunt on a Friday before vacation is on. Most everyone is likely to write an open thread: Obama presser type article/blog entry to discuss this non-event. The usual lies and sounds of distorted reality will be emitted. We don’t expect Big Media to ask Obama a question about how life is in Elysium with once pretty boy Matt and his private school kids hypocrisy.
Warning! Another publicity stunt tomorrow! Barack Obama, as usual before every one of his many vacations, will perform at a press conference publicity stunt. The press conference publicity stunt is scheduled on a midsummer Friday so that when Obama proves himself a boob, again, the news or lack of news will be lost to the public because Big Media will have an excuse to ignore the gaffes sure to come. After the publicity stunt Barack goes to Elysium to meet with hypocrite and idiot Matt Damon.
We’ve discussed the once pretty boy, Matt, back in 2011. Our article then was titled Matt Damon Proves He Is Too Stupid To Be Allowed To Criticize Sarah Palin (fun videos to be watched there). Pretty boy Matt of course used to be a big stupid Obama supporter in 2008 and attacked every woman who dared challenge giving Barack Obama more authority than getting Bill Clinton coffee. Now Matt is getting paunchy, bald, and grumpy, – not to mention more hypocritical and idiotic than ever. Paunchy is now so grumpy he is even unhappy with Barack.
But there was a time when the boy blunder used to love himself some Barack. Did you read our last article about Obama’s Face? It’s not just that “milky loads” pig Andrew Sullivan nor overly botoxed horse-face John Kerry that loved Obama’s Face. Then pretty Matt Damon had this to say about Barack, “I think a lot of the problems in the world would be mitigated if he were the face of our country.” That’s not exactly an example of what Matt condescendingly calls “higher order thinking” is it?
We’ll get back to Matt Damon and his meeting with Barack in Elysium shortly. We need to bid good riddance to Barack as he goes on his latest multimillion taxpayer subsidized vacation. Barack Obama, like his mentor Jeremiah Wright, who shouted ‘na, na, na, Not God bless America, God Damn America’ on the Sunday after September 11, 2001 and then moved to a gated community and into a mansion so big it has an elevator in it, Obama knows where to get his buns butttered.
Like the man who mentored him and from whom he borrowed for a book title – Barack is on his way to Elysium for vacation:
“When he vacations on Martha’s Vineyard, President Obama will stay at the $7.6 million home of a wealthy financier who specializes in corporate restructuring, the type of thing Obama and his allies mercilessly slammed Mitt Romney for during the 2012 campaign.
The owner, David Schulte, is the founder of Chilmark Partners, a company that has been “been providing companies, creditors, and other key stakeholders with clear, careful advice in complex restructuring situations for more than 27 years,” according to its website. The firm also “has decades of mergers and acquisition experience, both in distressed contexts and for healthy companies.” Schulte “has more than 30 years of restructuring experience” and before Chilmark “created and ran Salomon Brothers Corporate Reorganization Group.”
Bain Capital, which Romney led, took controlling stakes in companies and restructured them – sometimes painfully – in an effort to profit from a newly lean and mean corporation. For this basic exercise in capitalism, Romney was relentlessly pilloried during the 2012 campaign as an iniquitous corporate looter by Obama and his Democratic allies. [snip]
But Obama’s moral objections to Romney’s behavior apparently end at the door of his exquisite new vacation rental property.”
Ambrosia. How wonderful to be in Elysium! How knee buckling the splendors of isolation with your own kind. It must be thrilling to know that you’ve left all those poor saps in Chicago, hiding from murderers and poverty, not to mention the stench of the stockyard history, so so behind after so successfully fooling the boobs with flowery words. This weekend is one of entertainments and who knows what debaucheries behind the gates. Perhaps the citizens of Elysium will gather together to watch the film Elysium? Ya think? Maybe?
There’s nothing Obama likes more for relaxation than watching himself so why not watch Elysium the film? Elysium the film opens nationwide tonight as Thursday becomes Friday. By now you must have heard of the film Elysium, right? Elysium stars Matt Damon:
“‘Elysium’ director Neill Blomkamp, star Matt Damon deny movie has political agenda
LOS ANGELES – The Hollywood Reporter calls it a “politically charged flight of speculative fiction.”
Newsmax refers to it “sci-fi socialism” and “political propaganda.”
Variety said its one of the “more openly socialist political agendas of any Hollywood movie in memory, beating the drum loudly not just for universal healthcare, but for open borders, unconditional amnesty and the abolition of class distinctions as well.” [snip]
“I don’t think it is trying to say anything. It just presents the issue – the distinct difference between the haves and the have nots,” he told FOX411 while promoting the flick.”
The haves and the have nots? We know what side Barack Obama and Matt Damon are on. In the “two Americas” hypocrite treacherous boob Barack and idiot once-pretty boy Matt stand with John Edwards and Jeremiah Wright. They’re all in Elysium:
“Set in the year 2154, “Elysium” imagines a world where two distinct classes remain. There is the overpopulated, crime-riddled, poverty-stricken slums of Earth, and then there are the excessively wealthy who reside on Elysium, a slick, mind-blowing man-made space station that comes complete with a cure for every illness, and humans and robots that stop at nothing to enforce anti-immigration laws and preserve the luxurious lifestyles of Elysium’s lucky few.“
Doesn’t this tiresome movie plot sound like Detroit versus wherever Barack Obama is?
Which is not to say that Boob Barack is entirely welcome in Elysium. As our commenter Lil Ole Grape would no doubt remind us, not everyone in Elysium wants to see that Obama mole scarred puss:
“Some of the local newspapers on Martha’s Vineyard report that island goers “can expect extraordinary and lengthy up-Island detours, after President Barack Obama and his family arrive Saturday.” [snip]
One commenter responds, “He really needs to find another place to go. He treats people here terribly.”
Darn it, there are dissidents even in Elysium!:
“The official synopsis for the upcoming science fiction film “Elysium” has been released online. It’s from “District 9” director Neill Blomkamp and stars Matt Damon and Jodie Foster:
In the year 2159 two classes of people exist: the very wealthy who live on a pristine man-made space station called Elysium, and the rest, who live on an overpopulated, ruined Earth. Secretary Rhodes (Jodie Foster), a hard line government official, will stop at nothing to enforce anti-immigration laws and preserve the luxurious lifestyle of the citizens of Elysium. That doesn’t stop the people of Earth from trying to get in, by any means they can. When unlucky Max (Matt Damon) is backed into a corner, he agrees to take on a daunting mission that if successful will not only save his life, but could bring equality to these polarized worlds.
Darn that Jodie Foster! How dare she block immigration reform! Er… we forgot for a few seconds that it’s just a film. Still… immigration reform in what passes for the real world would really hurt low wage workers in America today... but what the Hell, Barack has to help keep down wages doesn’t he? That’s why Matt Damon looking for workers on his Elysium plantation is happy about Plan B on immigration reform for amnesty supporters: Have Obama issue an order granting temporary amnesty. But back to the movie.
Elysium, the film sucks! That’s what Matt Demon’s friends and Barack Obama supporters at The Atlantic think:
“The Epic Disappointments of ‘Elysium’ [snip]
Loud, clunky, and disappointingly shallow, Blomkamp didn’t rock the studio system so much as it seemingly rocked him.
What’s most jarring, and dismaying, about Elysium — about a ruined and impoverished 22nd century Earth and the gleaming space arcology where all the rich people live — is how many tired action movie cliches Blomkamp traffics in. There are many, far too many, Matrix-esque slo-mo shots, so predictable and hacky by now that parts of Elysium look no more sophisticated than a Resident Evil movie. [snip]
In addition to the corny tricks and gimmicks that Blomkamp uses to gild his cluttered, ultra-violent (several people gorily explode in the movie) action sequences, Elysium suffers from a dearth of thoughtfulness. The allegory he’s working with here is about immigration and health care, and while those are indeed pressing topics ripe for spinning into dark and insisting fables, here the messaging is too literal and blunt. A ship full of illegals lands on (in?) Elysium and they flee like immigrants across the U.S./Mexico border, only to be brutally and inhumanely captured. Basic healthcare is hardly available on Earth, whereas on Elysium they have machines that can cure anything, essentially granting immortality. [snip]
Elysium is a disappointment. A big one, in fact.”
Sounds like Elysium the flim sucks huh? But before we descend, or ascend, into movie reviewers let’s discuss that lovable ex-pretty boy blockhead Matt Damon and Barack “the boob” Obama. They are the worst of our American Elysium:
“The place in which they currently work, snicker, frolic, and make millions, is in fact Elysium.
If you want to experience “Elysium” today, just drive down Wilshire or Melrose. In just a couple of miles those famous boulevards turn from a gorgeous, mile-high, palm tree-lined gilded city where the Matt Damons shop, dine, exercise, enema, valet, facelift, chant, and enjoy the greatest healthcare in the world — to shit-hole city: urban sprawl, graffiti, crime, filth, and grinding poverty.”
The hypocrite idiots called Barack Obama and Matt Damon are the worse of any Elysium. The treacherous boob Barack:
“Obama simply cannot be trusted. Obama cannot be trusted on any issue. Obama cannot be trusted by his friends. Obama cannot be trusted by his enemies. Obama cannot be trusted.”
What about Matt Damon? We know he’s an idiot. Is he a hypocrite? You betcha:
“He’s an actor. And activist. And, so brave. A bravactivist. Who high-tails it from the status quo he enables at the first sign his own children might have to suffer the crappy education the rest of the little people do.
A father of four (three daughters, aged seven, five and three, and a stepdaughter, 15), this summer he is moving his family from New York to Los Angeles, and the challenge of giving them a childhood that remotely resembles the one he enjoyed is about to get even harder.
Choosing a school has already presented a major moral dilemma. “Sending our kids in my family to private school was a big, big, big deal. And it was a giant family discussion. But it was a circular conversation, really, because ultimately we don’t have a choice. I mean, I pay for a private education and I’m trying to get the one that most matches the public education that I had, but that kind of progressive education no longer exists in the public system. It’s unfair.” Damon has campaigned against teachers’ pay being pegged to children’s test results: “So we agitate about those things, and try to change them, and try to change the policy, but you know, it’s a tough one.”
Hypocrite John Edwards used foundation money that was supposed to fight poverty to pay for his personal travel around the country when he ran for president. Edwards then premised his campaign as a “two Americas” war on poverty even as he built a monster house on real estate in Elysium. Likewise Matt Damon is a hypocrite of monumental proportions. In 2011 pretty boy Matt stroked his activism on behalf of public schools, in public:
What flowery words Matt. How dreamy! Too bad you won’t send your kids to be beaten up on buses because they refuse to buy drugs in the public schools you have flowery words for but won’t put your money or kids where your idiot mouth is. But then again you and Barack live in Elysium don’t you?
How wonderful it is to live in Elysium where you are exempt from your own words.
Matt Damon and Barack Obama have made wonderful lives for themselves by having two faces. One face is the public compassionate face that emits soothing verbiage against the “capitalist system” and that wins applause from fools happy to be parted from their money and their well being.
The other face is ugly, brutal, hate-filled for anyone that stands in their way. They are leaders in Elysium.
If that’s an example of Elysium – we’ll stay in the good ol’ U.S.A.