What are you doing reading this? What’s wrong with you? Why aren’t you in the bunker with Barack and his boobs waiting for the Sequester Apocalypse while munching on dried chicken, crackers, and drinking purified water while balancing your circa World War I Doughboy helmet (useful for cooking over a fire) on your head? Haven’t you learned anything from the Obama Sequester Doomsday Prepper speeches?
We’re not goofing on Doomsday Preppers, they understandably believe that with a dimwit like Obama in charge catastrophe is just around the corner. We can just picture the Obama Hopium Guzzlers today calling up the Doomsday Preppers asking for a bar of gold, a Mayan calendar, and some MREs.
We can picture Michelle Obama under her bed in a death struggle with Bo the dog over possession of her bang-up new wig. Barack of course is under his bed with Reggie Love wistfully dreaming of all the golf vacations and other fun they could have had if not for Michelle and Doomsday.
Ah, Doomsday Sequester Day. We can’t wait to see the fiscal meteors blaze through the skies exploding all over the landscape killing by the Hiroshima-full. Doomsday Sequester Day is tomorrow for most of the populace. But Doomsday came a bit early for Barack in the form of Bob Woodward of Watergate fame.
Bob Woodward opened the door a bit. With the door slightly ajar we can see Big Media going all out to defend
Dick Nixon Barack Obama over Watergate Bob.
Big Media has to defend
Dick Nixon Barack Obama over Watergate Bob. Think about it: Barack Obama is prepping for Sequester Doomsday (not really, it’s about Obama getting ready to blame Republicans/conservatives as the economy tanks due to his malevolent boobery) and along comes Watergate Bob and defecates all over Barack’s narrative. Ugggg-ly. Michelle level ugly.
How can Barack continue to Doomsday Sequester Prepper while Watergate Bob keeps, um, dumping the truth all over his head? That’s why Big Media had to dump their idol Watergate Bob for the new golden calf made of tin. Barack’s Doomsday Sequester narrative endangered by Watergate Bob – so Watergate Bob had to be destroyed.
The Big Media counterattack against Watergate Bob was about to suckceed but then along came LANNY DAVIS. Yup, LANNY DAVIS.
LANNY DAVIS former Clinton aide: Obama WH threatened my paper, too. ‘Oh no he didn’t’ shout Barack and Michelle from underneath their respective beds.
Now imagine you are a Hopium Guzzler. Your golden calf has been mooing all over the countryside about the Doomsday to come. Enter Watergate Bob calling out Obama on his sequester lies and the Obama White House thuggery. Then freaking LANNY DAVIS joins in to confirm the narrative from Watergate Bob. Ask yourself (as a Hopium Guzzler) why is LANNY DAVIS stabbing Obama right in the chest on the eve of Doomsday Sequester Day?
Can it be that the bad blood between HillaryLand and Barack’s World remains toxic? But you already know the answer:
“Barack Obama and his minions will do everything in their power to destroy Hillary Clinton and make sure she does not get the nomination in 2016 let alone the presidency.
There is no way that the crazed Obama left is going to go back to the hated paradigm of clinton-bush-clinton-bush interrupted by Obama for clinton-bush years. The crazed left minions might think they love Hillary Clinton now, but wait until their overlords decide they will oppose Hillary and the minions will fall back into the Hillary hate line.
The crazed Obama left is not going to have Hillary Clinton, THE CLINTONS, be the culmination of their revolution by having Hillary inherit the mantle of Obama. The left might be crazed but it is not stupid and the leadership of the totalitarian Obama left is not about to surrender its power to Hillary and Bill and Terry and the hated DLC.”
LANNY DAVIS today makes us smile and makes the Hopium Guzzlers tremble. The Hopium-laced blood will flow in rivers down the corridors of the DNC if and when Hillary Clinton gets the nomination in 2016. Donna Brazille, the DailyKooks, Judas Richardson, certain Kennedys, and everyone else who sided with Barack Obama over Hillary in 2008 will be disemboweled.
The blood will flow. We haven’t forgotten, Lanny hasn’t forgotten, the racebaiting of 2008. Bill and Hillary have to play a different game, but who thinks they have forgotten? Thanks Lanny.
Watergate Bob and LANNY DAVIS are not alone in calling out the Obama thugs today. USA Today reporter: I know more than a few reporters who’ve gotten White House e-mails like the one Woodward got.
Big Media Obama lickers will do what they have to do to protect their golden calf boob. Marc Ambinder offers this putrid defense:
“The White House threatens reporters. A lot. It is sort of a humblebrag to say that people with titles as lofty as “Assistant to the President” and with titles as lowly as “deputy press secretary” have used the F-word in conversations with me. Both White House officials and journalists tend to be arrogant and self-referential, and there is a lot of healthy and sometimes unhealthy tension on the job. We yell at each other, and we butt heads, and we live to work another day.
Threats about cutting off access are fairly routine.”
The very first response to his article puts Ambinder on his knees even though Obama is not standing, zipper down, in front of the Journolister:
“Well maybe the reason it’s news, Marc, is that it’s the first time a journalist has taken his mouth off Obama’s tailpipe long enough to say something critical of this White House. Evidently you’ve been out of politics for quite some time if you didn’t know that.”
Ambinder is/was a Journolister. Journolisters are propagandists for the totalitarian left so it won’t do any good for us to suggest Ambinder acquaint himself with the facts.
The facts? National Journal chief: A senior WH official got so belligerent with me, I had to drop him as a source. We wish it was just as easy to drop Obama as a president.
Well, we have to go now. It’s time to get under the bed and wait for Sequester Doomsday. We hope we don’t find Barack or Michelle or the little dog there.