Update II: There was so much crap at last night’s Obama Dimocratic Party convention that we should have called this article “Flush, Flush, Sweet Charlotte”. We’re still trying to figure out if that really was
Fidel or Raul Julián Castro or whether it was his brother pretending to be him again. They guy doesn’t speak Spanish so why was he faking it? Oh, right, that Rubio guy has them full time worried. (For those that don’t understand the above, try reading THIS.)
Another question we have is “where did Michelle Obama leave her waitress tray?” Does she have anything other than cocktail dresses? Well, we won’t solve those mysteries today. Whatever. Anyway, the talk today is about our Druid assisted curse which is the news breaking: Obama speech moved indoors due to … weather. Yeah right, no one is fooled. As we wrote below, it’s not the weather its the buttocks – not enough to fill the seats.
As to Bill Clinton, which we discussed a bit below, our article on what he is up to will be published this afternoon, so take your analyst hat out and figure it out before we pink ink it. Coming soon.
Update: We posted this in the comments – WaPo/ABC poll: Obama’s favorable rating now underwater — including with women
Meanwhile the Bill Clinton speculation never ends. We’ll give our complete view tomorrow on this matter – we teased it a bit below.
The once beautiful Democratic Party of FDR/Hillary Clinton, now the Obamination of Barack, brings to mind the film history of the great actress Bette Davis. Davis, once a young unusual beauty, finished her distinguished and long film career featured in a series of horror flicks one more frightening that the last.
This week the Obamanuts will star in remakes of late Bette Davis classics such as “The Nanny“, “Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?” and of course the bizarre murder/madness/corruption/decay/greed reels of “Hush, Hush, Sweet Charlotte“.
We’ll leave it to Republicans/conservatives to poke fun at the Bloombergian “The Nanny”. It’s an easy job to draw political parallels to a film which is about an old nanny who does everything for everyone in the household with the drawback being that nanny eventually snuffs out lives with soft pillows and in a fit of madness drowns a child. It is only through the quick wits of a despised independent child that nanny is carried off to the funny farm.
For Hillary Democrats the horror this week will be Bill Clinton appearing on the DNC platform to hustle votes for Barack. We’ll chortle all day tomorrow about Bill but for those worried today about the impact of Bill, don’t. Don’t worry.
Don’t worry because thus far the vast majority of Republicans/conservatives are taking our most excellent advice. Our advice is to use Bill as a weapon, jiujitsu Bill’s appearance into a “Barack, you’re no Bill Clinton.”
Also, don’t worry because only fools think Marco Rubio can win the Latino vote or Florida for Mitt Romney. Say, what? What do we mean? Rubio? What we mean is that at the presidential level surrogates like Bill Clinton or Marco Rubio do not get votes, the most surrogates can do for a candidate is to get attention and possibly a listen from the voters who know/respect them.
Mitt Romney/Paul Ryan are going to have to win Florida all on their own. Rubio can run up and down the state as a surrogate for Romney/Ryan but only the unhinged believe that Rubio, the surrogate not the candidate, can secure votes. Likewise Bill Clinton.
Bill Clinton will bring lots of attention to tomorrow’s house of horror but the attention will be mostly on himself and his loathing of Barack, which is reciprocated by a Barack so desperate to win that he has gone coffee cart in hand to Bill.
We will have fun tomorrow. But the horrors of this week will keep us on edge. Just think, don’t imagine and whatever you do don’t picture it in your mind’s eye: Michelle Obama. Shudder….
Tonight Michelle Obama will try to be charming and sweet in order to get votes for her lunkhead of a husband. It will be a true fright flick to see Michelle, sleeveless or covered up to appear aw shucks folks, clop to the stage. We warn you, avert your eyes. Do not stare straight into your TV sets. Beware this Medusa.
Now ordinarily we discipline anyone who engages in attacks on appearance, especially against women. But lantern jawed Michelle who has more muscles on her face than her husband does in his whole body loved to mock Hillary Clinton in 2008 and Michelle’s servants constantly mocked Hillary’s ankles or laugh. Michelle opened that door and we will walk right through it. No whining here – we respond in kind – you started it, we’ll finish it.
We will watch the cobra hugs. We will scrutinize Michelle’s painted on, or tattooed on, eyebrows and raise our own, natural, eyebrows. We will squint to see if she is impervious to the bites of the vermin and bedbugs which apparently are infesting Charlotte hotels. Michelle, crack, bedbugs, prostitutes, and pimps – the Obama convention in a NUTshell. Quelle horreur!
There are many horrors to be faced this week. Let’s do a quick survey of the news today:
Israel has been abandoned by Barack Obama and the Obama Dimocrats. Goodbye Jerusalem as the capital of Israel if Obama and the Dimocrats get their way.
All those promises by Barack Obama not taking corporate money for the convention? Guess what – Dems take $20 million in corporate money for convention. Big Labor wouldn’t slit it’s own throat and come up with the money so Obama got it where he likes it – after all he is saying “yes” at the Bank of America stadium.
After our Saturday evening call for all our native American, druid, pagan, witches, wizards and those in good standing with the almighty readers to petition for rain, a call that has been picked up by many others now, the possibility exists that Obama will have to retreat to a much smaller venue on Thursday night and forgo the vast, roofless Bank of America stadium. Rain will be the excuse the Obama henchmen will use. But we all know it is because now they know the buttocks are not there to fill the many seats. And no, that is not a nasty Michelle Obama joke.
No Grecian columns on Thursday, not with 54% of Americans in a Hill poll of likely voters saying Barack should hit the road, that he deserves to be thrown out.
In Rezko hometown Chicago Barack crony Rahm Emanuel faces murders aplenty and teachers a-striking.
“U.S. factory activity shrank for the third straight month in August and construction spending fell in July from June by the largest amount in a year. Next up: The Labor Department will release new jobs numbers Friday. Economists expect to see some job gains but believe the unemployment rate will remain at 8.3 percent.”
And for this miserable record of failure – excuses – Obama henchwomen like Stephanie Cutter: An incomplete is a totally awesome grade after four years – now we know how Obama made it through school.
The economy is falling apart, the debt will hit a new milestone as Michelle assaults the nation, but the nanny… – Mrs. Obama’s second-term agenda: Impacting “the nature of food in grocery stores”.
Racist or not, it cannot be denied that Obama is a wrecking ball:
“To look at a map searching for Democrats of the future though, is to be reminded of a painful truth for the party gathering in Charlotte: President Obama is their undisputed leader, but the Obama presidency has been a time of deep Democratic decline.
When Obama took office Democrats held:
• 56 Senate seats. It is 51 now (plus two independents who align mostly with the Democrats).
• 257 seats in the House of Representatives. It is 190 now (there are also three vacancies for seats last held by Democrats).
• 29 of the 50 governorships. It is 20 now.
• 4,073 state legislative seats. It is 3,319 now.”
The Obama wrecking ball is set loose on Charlotte this week. The sand castle’s will be swept away and only gnawing bedbugs will remain. Hush, hush, sweet Charlotte, your pain will soon be over.