It’s the headline we never wanted to write. But we have no choice. Impeach Hillary Clinton!
Five years ago, April 19, 2007, this website began to publish. We’ve all been through a great deal. We’ve defended Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton when no one else has but only when they have deserved defending. But now it is time. Impeach Hillary Clinton!
What vileness requires such drastic action? Shamelessly we list the bill of particulars:
Charge #1: Hillary Clinton earlier this week while in Cartagena, Colombia took a half hour vacation.
Charge #2: While in Cartagena Hillary Clinton guzzled a bottle of beer paid for by the taxpayer.
Charge #3: Hillary Clinton has yet to condemn Barack Obama devouring dogs. World criminal Hitler has been moved to express outrage but Hillary Clinton remains silent about this outrage.
The lucid and courageous Niles Gardiner of the Telegraph is our prosecutor, our Javert, our Starr:
“Is Hillary Clinton becoming an embarrassment as Secretary of State?
The overwhelmingly liberal US media is treating the story as a bit of fun, with the usually austere Mrs Clinton seen as letting her hair down. But I suspect that a lot of US taxpayers will see it differently – as a senior government official having a jolly time on an official overseas junket at taxpayers’ expense. And this was hardly a display of good judgment at a time when nearly 13 million Americans are unemployed, and US soldiers are laying their lives on the line every day in Afghanistan. In an effortless display of leading from behind, Hillary was partying in Colombia while the Taliban were about to launch a wave of terror attacks in Kabul.
It is hard to imagine Condoleezza Rice, Colin Powell, Madeleine Albright or Henry Kissinger “livin’ la vida loca” on the world stage. This was less an example of “smart power” than a boozy nightclub audition for the sixth season of Jersey Shore. Hillary Clinton’s Colombian antics are an embarrassment for a high-level cabinet member on official duty, and have lowered the office of Secretary of State. Not exactly the sort of image the federal government should be projecting at a time of widespread public disillusionment with Washington excesses.”
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A shameless hussy! People are dying and Hillary Clinton is partying like it’s 1999. Get thee hence to the Jersey Shore with Snookie you floozie.
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It’s shocking and disgusting! How dare she! A whole half hour wasted.
But what is even more shocking is the Hillary silence on the lurid practice of eating dogs! Hillary Clinton cannot pretend she does not know of this Fido cuisine. Today it was a Dog Day Afternoon at the White House as the doggie doo hit the White House: “Question for Jay Carney: Does Obama know that people are talking about him eating dogs?”
Hillary Clinton cannot pretend she does not see. Barack Obama is already plotting his next assault on our pets. The menu is being planned. Run Bo Run.
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Hillary Clinton cannot pretend she is unaware of the shocking Barack Obama dog eating. Hillary Clinton must speak up. For the sake of Fluffy, for the sake of Spot, for the sake of all our furry friends – Hillary Clinton must speak out against this savagery – or be impeached!
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Some will say we are overreacting. Indeed we are somewhat shocked that it is a Republican/right wing website that defended Hillary Clinton when they heard Hillary has a beer in Columbia:
“The photos are here in case you missed them elsewhere, and here’s the obligatory pun-tastic New York Post cover. Two camps on this one: Team Gardiner, which thinks she’s an embarrassment for cutting loose publicly in a way no other SoS would, and Team Fleischer, which thinks everyone should mellow out about an adult having a drink with staffers after work. I’m on Team Fleischer. The problem with the “beneath the dignity of the office” argument, I think, is that, like it or not, she’s not just any Secretary of State. She’s Hillary!, the rare SoS whose political stature exceeds that of the office. The public will cut her slack on this that it wouldn’t cut, say, Warren Christopher because they know Christopher only through his official role whereas they’ve known Hillary as First Lady, Senator, presidential candidate, feminist icon, and now chief diplomat for 20 years. She’s familiar in a way few apparatchiks are so it’s easier to relate to the human side of her. Frankly, I don’t even think of her as taking official trips when she’s jetting off to see some foreign leader in Europe or the Middle East or South America or wherever. She and Bill have known all of those people for years and could get a meeting with them even without the State Department’s imprimatur. Go figure that she thinks she’ll get a little slack for a half hour of light partying in Colombia.”
Well, the fact that Hillary is a fabulous political power is no excuse for the debauchery. True she is not the first diplomat that has taken a drink in the line of duty, even though the above defense does not mention that aspect of diplomacy.
What must be condemned is Hillary Clinton displaying in an international forum her BAD ASS COOL! Where is Texts From Hillary now that we need it to explain her thinking That she can be so brazen with her BAD ASS COOL. All the while Obama made a spectacle of himself in the realm of BOOBERY.
Some of our readers will no doubt object to our IMPEACH HILLARY CLINTON demand. Perhaps they will not be persuaded by our reasons and/or reasoning above. But surely this next reason will be universally accepted as dispositive. Without referencing a certain HOOKER situation, here’s something else that happened in Columbia:
“If you want to feel embarrassed about a diplomatic gaffe — assuming the pathetic Secret Service scandal hasn’t already given you your fill — here’s O trying to talk about the Falklands. Emphasis on “trying”:
President Obama erred during a speech at the Summit of the Americas in Cartagena, Colombia, when attempting to call the disputed archipelago by its Spanish name.
Instead of saying Malvinas, however, Mr Obama referred to the islands as the Maldives, a group of 26 atolls off that lie off the South coast of India…
D’oh! What a Homer. What an international embarrassment! What a boob!
Perhaps we have been too rash. We do not know what provocations Hillary suffered after spending so many hours with Barack Obama. Perhaps at dinner he offered Hillary a hot dog of dubious pedigree. Perhaps Hillary suffered too much and simply needed a beer to burn the memory of Barack Obama’s booberies out of her head.
Perhaps we are wrong that Hillary Clinton should be impeached as punishment for taking a half hour off to drink a beer. But we certainly are correct that Hillary Clinton should be impeached as a reward – anything to rescue her from Obama and his ceaseless booberies.