In all of world history is there an entity or person more loving, generous, giving, kind and sweet than we here at Big Pink? Consider, with all the contempt we have for that boobish creature of low character called Barack Obama, we are busy at work this Friday devoted to help him. Such kindness! Such generosity! Such love!
From here on there is no one who can doubt how angelic we are as we strive to help Obama achieve a singular promise from last night. This is what the Boob said towards the end of his TelePrompTer reading campaign publicity stunt:
“You should pass it. And I intend to take that message to every corner of this country.”
Here is our contribution to the Barack Obama 2012 campaign: There is an election in Brooklyn this coming Tuesday, in a Democratic district, and there will be no greater demonstration of Obama power and support for Obama’s non-existent legislation as read in a joint session last night than a massive 99% victory for the man who will replace Anthony Weiner.
Imagine the stunned Hillary Clinton supporters, Social Security supporters, Medicare supporters, Republicans, conservatives, and assorted members of the NOBAMA coalition who will be silenced when Obama makes an appearance in Brooklyn and the Obama Dimocrat wins 99% of the vote! “Hurrah” the fratboys will cheer and the Obots sing out, the Dimocrat ladies they will all sing out when Barry comes smiling home.
Suspicious minds will suggest that we are not sincere in our attempt to help Obama. They will throw in our faces the fact that we laughed when we heard Barack Obama planned to campaign in Massachusetts for Martha Coakley. We knew Obama is Poison and that poor Martha Coakley was doomed the minute Barack Obama appeared in true blue Massachusetts.
Those suspicious minds will also note that we knew Jon Corzine of New Jersey would be defeated once Barack Obama appeared in blue New Jersey. Suspicious minds will speak about how we knew that Creigh Deeds in Virginia, and Specter in Pennsylvania were all dead meat the moment Obama appeared in those respective states on their behalf.
Fair enough, there is a lot of evidence to justify those suspicions. But our suggestion stands in spite of those who think it is a spiteful bit of advice. After all Obama is selling the nonsense that Obama Dimocrats in 2012 should stick by him. What better way to demonstrate the logic of “unity” and support for Obama than a massive victory in the Brooklyn 9th congressional district?
Before 2010 Obama promised Obama Dimocrats running for office that they had a golden future and electoral victory in their grasp because unlike 1994 when the Democratic Party had Bill Clinton – in 2010 the Obama Dimocrat Party was blessed because “YOU’VE GOT ME!”. That promise did not come to fruition. Instead it was an electoral Waterloo.
In addition, Barack Obama is THE issue in the 9th congressional district. The entire campaign by the Republican is based on an Ed Koch fueled slogan of “send Barack Obama a message, send Washington a message.” Barack Obama is the issue in the 9th congressional district and only he can save the hapless Obama Dimocrat.
That Obama Dimocrat, David Weprin, is a prime example of a nonentity who succeeds by toeing the party line and advancing himself by being an empty slate. Weprin the boob does not know how much the national debt is and is unable to vote for himself because he does not live in the district and does not intend to move into the district.
Weprin the boob Obama Dimocrat is arguing for building the Mosque of Doom. Barack Obama supports building the Mosque of Doom and therefore he should campaign for the Mosque of Doom in the district as well.
Weprin the Obama Dimocrat has already declared support for Obama’s reelection and Obama should do everything to support Weprin. Today Michelle Obama took off last night’s inappropriate cocktail dress and appeared in the district to scare the children with her scowl. Where’s Barack Obama????
Barack Obama MUST travel to Brooklyn and bring his Mess-iah message to Brooklyn, to a Democratic district, and demonstrate the power of his message. Siena poll or not Barack Obama MUST campaign for the Weiner seat, for Weprin, against Turner:
“Just remember that NY-09, which sent Anthony Weiner to the House seven times in a row. It has a Cook index of D+5, a significant registration advantage for Democrats. This district voted for Barack Obama 55/44 in 2008. And yet, with just four days to go before a special election to replace the disgraced Weiner, Siena’s new survey of 886 likely voters show the Democratic nominee David Weprin six points behind the man who couldn’t come within 20 points of Weiner in a massive Tea Party midterm: [snip]
Recall that Obama won this district by eleven points in 2008. What do voters think of him now? Siena’s crosstabs show Obama’s approval at 43/54 in this Democratic district in New York City. Among Democrats, he only has a 59/38 approval rating, hardly a strong vote of confidence in the party leader. Independents in the district give him an abysmal 29/68 job approval rating, and he has majority-disapproval ratings among all gender, age, religion, and income categories. He’s even underwater among union households, 46/52.
If Turner pulls off the upset on Tuesday, Democrats will find a better candidate for the 2012 election to run against Turner than the hapless Weprin, who has a terrible record in elections anyway. But if Obama is at the top of that ticket, Turner has a pretty good shot at holding the seat if these approval numbers stay the same.”
Roll Call has taken note of the boobery and rated the race a toss up with only Obama Dimocratic turnout operations the Hope to elect boob Weprin.
Oh, dear…. perhaps we are wrong. We momentarily forgot “Obama is the kiss of death.” Maybe we have been utterly insincere in our affectation of helping the boob.
Still we do think that Obama should go to Brooklyn and explain his booberies, lunacies, treacheries and corruptions. There is a lot for Obama to explain (like the Solyndra potential corruption). Let the people of Brooklyn hear from the boob in person. Then let them vote.