Hey workers – you know that big “O” in the Obama logo? It’s not an “O”. Its a zero. That zero logo stands for Zero Jobs, Zero Hope, Zero Change, Zero Fight, Zero Brains, Zero Character, Zero Worldview, Zero Personality, Zero Plan, Zero Future.
Go ahead and vote for him in 2012. See what that gets you. Look how well voting for him has benefited his strongest supporters from 2008. Blacks and young people are doing ever so well under Obama it is hard to know where to begin. Don’t look at the unemployment figures for both groups or you will learn the meaning of dour sarcasm.
Go ahead vote for him. If you haven’t had enough, if you haven’t learned enough, if you haven’t suffered enough – send him your money, if you have any.
Go ahead and vote for him. Go ahead and cheer him on. You’ll hear a lot of Obama’s supporters say “he’s doing the best he can.” But isn’t that the problem? Obama is not up to the job. Obama was never up to the job.
Go ahead and vote for him. Give him a call and tell him what a wonderful job he is doing. Call Obama at 3:00 a.m. – that’s usually the time when he is not at the golf course.
Dear workers, listen to the Obama supporters from 2008 and realize that you are in a workers’ paradise:
“No one, not even the president’s defenders, expect his coming jobs speech to mean anything. When the president spoke during a recent market swoon, the market dropped another 100 points. Democrats may soon have to confront an uncomfortable truth, and ask whether Obama is a suitable choice at the top of the ticket in 2012. They may then have to ask themselves if there’s any way they can push him off the top of the ticket.”
Oops, ignore that quote. Must be a one of those racists who extolled Obama in 2008. Let’s try again with another Obama lover and Hopium dealer:
“MSNBC’s Matt Miller offered “a public service” to journalists talking about Obama — a list of synonyms for cave: “Buckle, fold, concede, bend, defer, submit, give in, knuckle under, kowtow, surrender, yield, comply, capitulate.” [snip]
If the languid Obama had not done his usual irritating fourth-quarter play, if he had presented a jobs plan a year ago and fought for it, he wouldn’t have needed to elevate the setting. How will he up the ante next time? A speech from the space station?
Republicans who are worried about being political props have a point. The president is using the power of the incumbency and a sacred occasion for a political speech.
Obama is still suffering from the Speech Illusion, the idea that he can come down from the mountain, read from a Teleprompter, cast a magic spell with his words and climb back up the mountain, while we scurry around and do what he proclaimed.
The days of spinning illusions in a Greek temple in a football stadium are done. The One is dancing on the edge of one term.
The White House team is flailing — reacting, regrouping, retrenching. It’s repugnant.”
Oops, that didn’t work out too well either. Must be another racist who spent decades attacking Hillary Clinton and years fluffing Barack Obama. We’ll keep looking for something/anything to cheer you workers up and get you all pumped up to vote for Obama. But that is not an easy job. The most positive articles we find are from strung out Hopium junkies down on their luck and other articles which are positive only in the sense that they say Barack Obama is irrelevant.
We want to salute and help you workers today, but we’re fresh out of false Hope. Obama consumed all the false hope there was in 2008. Again, the best we can do is remind you, if you are going to vote for Obama, that “misery loves company” and if you vote for Obama you’ll have a lot of company in the unemployment lines.
Bah, forget about your selfish need for jobs. The only job that matters to Barack Obama is Barack Obama’s job. Destroy your lives to help him.
If we appear downbeat and scolding schoolmarmish today it is not because we mean to disrespect you. We wanted to write a traditional ‘Hooray On Labor Day’ anthem. But… we are tainted with reality.
The only Hope we have to offer is Change – to leadership with experience and tenacity. But she is not running… yet.