There will be eight Republicans on the Iowa debate stage vying for the job of running against a certain corrupt Chicago Boob. Tonight’s 9:00 p.m. debate festivities will be grade B or C entertainment because we doubt the person who eventually gets the nomination will be present.
Willard Mitt Romney is the presumed Republican front runner. We suppose he could get the nomination. But we doubt it.
First of all, Willard is a Mormon. Nobody likes to talk about this but evangelical Christians do not think kindly of Mormons. There are many reasons for this, which we will not get into because we do not want to get involved in sectarian violence. But do remember that Ted Kennedy, the Chappaquiddick Chauffeur who engineered the coup that gifted Obama the nomination, used Romney’s Mormonism to destroy Romney years ago when Romney ran against Kennedy for the Senate seat from Massachusetts.
And if you think Barack Obama and his army of thugs do not know that history of Ted and Willard’s Excellent Adventure and will not use the same religious line of attack against Romney, well then you should get out of here and go back to your coloring book and videos of Barney.
Picture Romney with a hat and cane – he’s a song and dance man in a vaudeville hall. Yet no Republican/conservative is calling for the hook to get him off stage. The man would throw away a major issue/strategy/tactic but he is considered “serious.” Willard is seriously flawed. Willard also does not poll well with the white working class and that’s another missed opportunity as the white working class does not like Barack Obama at all.
So laughable was the Willard spectacle of authentically genuine foolery (“a sincere, intelligent, cogent, informed political disaster“), Ron Paul’s odd plea on behalf of Pakistan and the “not necessary” killing of Bin Laden was lost in the gales of laughter. Get the hook!”
Ron Paul, Newt, Pawlenty (great recent ad but its an ad for the general election not the primaries), Cain, Bachmann (doing very well thus far but as Yoda once said “there is another”), Huntsman (same religion problem as Willard and is not doing particularly well), Santorum – ain’t ta gonna happen.
The eventual Republican nominee is busy elsewhere. Sarah Palin is rolling her bus around the country and will make her moves in September. Meanwhile she is not eating her peas like a good little girl – she’s fighting back like a girl (hint: tough as nails). Rick Perry… lots of Rick Perry news today. Chris Christie is slimming down (hard to believe but as he joked during the New Jersey Governor’s election when taunted about his weight by Obama Dimocrats, “I’m a big fat winner”) and that only means he is seriously weighing his options.
And… are we the only ones who noticed that Marco Rubio has opened up a political action committee called “Reclaim America”?