It’s Presidents’ Day so the Hell called MSNBC decided to acquire viewers, or a viewer, by airing a special broadcast featuring a real president. Jabba The Hut Chris Matthews thinks he can avoid the fate of Keith Olbermann by doing a special program featuring President Bill Clinton. Chris Matthews, the slimy host of Mudball, thinks we will end the boycott/girlcott of the cable snoozefest in order to get a glimpse of Bill Clinton. Ain’t gonna happen.
The boycott/girlcott of MSNBC is still on. We are imposing Sharia law. Anyone who watches MSNBC will have their eyes gouged out, their ears cut off, their hands and feet amputated, and their nostrils stuffed with Michelle Obama’s armpit hairs.
The Bill Clinton special is being sold as a glowing portrait but no doubt the loathsome Chris Matthews will find little and big ways to slime the guest. Matthews will also skew events with his twisted version of history. We won’t watch and neither will you – or else. We won’t watch no matter how the show is sold:
“Hardball host Chris Matthews offers a Presidents’ Day gift to Bill Clinton with a new documentary.
“President of the World” is how Matthews titled his special on the ex-president, airing Monday at 10 p.m. Eastern on MSNBC.
The premise is that Clinton’s post-presidency has been unlike any other: Theodore Roosevelt’s “international stardom” combined with Herbert Hoover’s “public redemption” and Jimmy Carter’s “low-key humanitarian work.”
Today Bill Clinton produced new cause for great amounts of silly outrage when he and George H.W. Bush announced a new University of Arizona center – The National Institute for Civil Discourse. We’ll stick with our version of Sharia law and issue fatwas.
Anyone who watches the Hellish MSNBC risks incurring the wrath of our fatwa. Because we are merciful (bleeding heart liberals that we are) we will consider pleas for forgiveness from those unable to resist the lure of Bill Clinton, the spectacle of Chris Matthews crawling to Bill for rating(s), those who wish to figure out why Bill Clinton would humiliate Matthews this way, or scholars/writers who for various reasons believe they need to watch the show so that others are kept informed but are not burdened with watching.
The above does not mean that absolution will be granted automatically. To qualify for exemption from our fatwa justice the potential viewer (this loopy hole is valid for tonight only and only for one hour) must recite the Big Pink catechism before and after the show begins:
Obama simply cannot be trusted. Obama cannot be trusted on any issue. Obama cannot be trusted by his friends. Obama cannot be trusted by his enemies. Obama cannot be trusted.
It’s not difficult to understand why Chris O’Tingles would choose to ignore his love crush, Barack Obama, on this Presidents’ Day. Even O’Tingles understands that Obama is a boob. An unpopular boob with a 55% disapproval rating.
The boob in the White House is having a dramatic impact on those who foolishly allied themselves with him. Big Labor is about to suffer a Hellish defeat in Wisconsin that will cripple the Obama Dimocratic Party as Wisconsinitis spreads to other states.
The White House response to the coming catastrophe is to lie and run away by pretending they never played a role in the Wisconsin disaster. However earlier White House “tweets” prove again that Obama and his thugs are lying. Barack Obama is running away from his earlier position because he knows the gig is up and his poll numbers are down. Obama simply cannot be trusted – and Big Labor is about to learn that lesson, again.
As we wrote earlier, the battle of Wisconsin is not going to end well. The “optics” for labor indeed look very bad. We earlier made the point that the Thunderball in Wisconsin should be attributed to the labor movement and the Democratic Party having effectively merged. Labor leaders cared mostly about electing politicians and politicians mostly cared about wooing the Big Labor leaders. Now the foolishness of that union for both labor and what once was the Democratic Party (but is now the Obama Dimocratic Party), can be witnessed. A labor union official makes the point we elaborated on:
“Whatever happened to the vague sense 10 years ago of the need to develop a community unionism?” asked another official, who suggested labor leaders on the ground in Wisconsin shouldn’t have been surprised by the Walker attack, yet were clearly caught off guard. “They’ve been talking only to themselves for too long.”
In 2008 the Democratic Party ignored the rank and file voters and imposed their chosen boob on the party. The “leaders” talked to themselves for too long. They choose a boob over an experienced and ready on day one, ready to answer a 3:00 a.m. phone call, leader. In the same way Big Labor bosses have ignored their own rank and file and now they are about to get hit.
American organized labor is going to have to go back to the basics. At the beginning labor unions were very representative of the workers. But eventually as the unions grew, received substantial dues collected directly from the checks of the workers – the unions and the workers separated in their interests.
Big Labor became a bureaucracy interested in its own survival. Labor unions increasingly saw their bureaucratic interests as paramount. The workers lost when their representatives cared more about themselves and transformed into what amounted to a second boss. Power corrupted.
American organized labor is going to have to go back to the basics and focus on the workers, not politicians, as their primary concern if they want to get out of the Hell they are about to enter. All over the world leaders are learning to get back to the basics and listen to the people.
Libya’s Qaddafi is learning that lesson in his own very public Hell. Qaddafi’s reign is crumbling. Barack Obama should watch and learn before the gates of Hell close in on him. But Obama won’t learn. Obama will have to be pushed out, forced out.
Barack Obama should start packing his bags. He’s got a one way ticket on this Presidents’ Day. It’s not a ticket to paradise.