Atheists Beware! Deists have powerful new evidence that the Almighty Is Still On The Throne. It’s almost a Thanksgiving Holiday Miracle.
This proud and accomplishment blessed nation entered the long holiday weekend groped, radiated, exhausted.
The week began with international economic crises and with peace shattering deadly attacks from North Korean on South Korea. Barack Obama took to the airways, with crib notes at the ready (the TelePrompTer was on necessary holiday because Americans are noticing that even trivial announcements require presidential electronic tutoring) to announce a pardon of a pair of Thanksgiving turkeys named “Apple” and “Cider”.
At American tables thick with Thanksgiving prayers and hopefully laden with mouthwatering feasts of succulent dishes the nation celebrated yesterday. Along with the Thanksgiving prayers and silent reflections on the meaning of the holiday, millions of Americans whispered to their God a fervent wish: “Please Shut Obama’s Mouth“. Even a few seconds respite from the Obama drone of words would help sooth the oppressed nation. God Delivered.
And so it came to pass, that in the District of Columbia, a silence was delivered:
“White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said the President received a dozen stitches after getting hit with an errant elbow during a Friday morning basketball game with White House aide Reggie Love and some unidentified family members at the Fort McNair military base in Washington.
A senior administration official said the cut was not caused by Love, a former player for Duke University who serves as the President’s personal assistant, but the official was still checking for more details on who caused the accident.
“After being inadvertently hit with an opposing player’s elbow in the lip while playing basketball with friends and family, the President received 12 stitches today administered by the White House Medical Unit,” said Gibbs. “They were done in the doctor’s office located on the ground floor of the White House.”
Aides said Obama was given a local anesthetic while receiving the stitches, and doctors used a smaller filament.”
Joe Biden perhaps rejoiced and considered himself temporary president while Obama was under the local anesthetic. Ordinary Americans perhaps scratched their heads and asked “Does this guy Obama ever work?” It seems as if Obama is on vacation during holidays, on vacation during the work week, on vacation on the weekends. Does he ever work?
But what was truly extraordinary is the name of another potential candidate which came up as the nation’s great benefactor in silencing Barack Obama if only for a few seconds. Here is how the conservative website HotAir explained the identity of the wonderful person:
“It’s cute that they’re pretending that they’re not sure who elbowed him even though we all know who did it. You learned a lesson today the hard way, champ: When you drive the lane on Hillary, you come strong or don’t come at all.”
Thank you Hillary, the nation turns its lonely eyes to you – woo woo woo.
“The president had gone to nearby Fort McNair to indulge in one of his favorite athletic pursuits, a game of basketball. It was a five-on-five contest involving family and friends and including Reggie Love, Obama’s personal assistant who played at Duke University.
Obama emerged from the building after about 90 minutes of play, wearing a short-sleeve T-shirt and gym pants, and was seen dabbing at his mouth with what appeared to be a wad of gauze. A few hours later, reporters who had gathered on the White House driveway for the arrival of the Christmas tree, saw the president in an upstairs window, pressing an ice pack against his mouth before he stood and walked away. [snip]
Obama had no public events scheduled during the long holiday weekend.”
Obama is too busy to actually work. Hillary Clinton worked today:
“Beijing held phone talks with US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton on Friday on the tense situation following North Korea’s deadly bombardment of a South Korean island, the Chinese foreign ministry said.”
Hillary worked, Obama
golfed basketballed. Perhaps Obama was thinking of his thumping in 2010 or the thumping to come in 2012 and went to play games and escape Michelle Obama.
Whoever is responsible for the few seconds of enforced silence – we thank you. Hillary or the deity or Love – Thank you. Thank you.
In 2012, Four More Years – of Silence.