“Take the keys away from him… he’s a boob” cried the country. “What idiot gave him the keys in the first place?” we said.
You should never have given him the keys. Now look at what he’s gone ahead and done. The car is deeper in the ditch! We’ll never get it out now. Oh my! “We’re gonna have to get someone who knows what she’s doing.”
“Ooh, look! Look! Look! What is he doing now? What’s he doing now? He’s gonna muck things up worse! Stop him! Stop him!”
“Too late, too late.” “Now he’s gonna bore us with a bunch of words and excuses.” “Darn”
“I heard he’s taking a trip. Gonna cost $200,000,000 a day!” “No way?” “Way.”
“Are you kidding me? We barely got money to keep things from falling apart and he’s going to bore other countries with our money? Is he nuts?”
“Well we should never have given him the keys in the first place… he’s a boob.”
“What do you think he is going to say?” “Dunno, something stupid most likely.” “He’ll make excuses. Lot’s of them Harvard words. Maybe he’ll call the police stupid or something. Maybe he’ll call us stupid.”
“Maybe he’ll call us “bitter”.” “That’s what he thinks of all of us anyway.” “Well, if you can’t go on $200,000,000 a day vacations you got a reason to be “bitter”. “Hey, that’s funny.”
“Well, wadda ya think he’s gonna say?” “Dunno, something stupid. No doubt something stupid.”
[We’ll update after the Barack Obama Press conference full of flowery words, excuses, fake humility, and fake concern.]
Obama was in a deeply delusional state at his press conference today. As he kept reminding himself he is the president. Obama relived the glory days in Iowa where he campaigned two years ago. This was as he said he did not want to “re-litigate” the last two years. But those glory days are long gone – people know who he is now.
The American people get it, they know Obama is a delusional boob. Barack Obama does not get it. He still thinks “to know me is to love me”. If he let’s that delusion go, it’s back to the days when mommy dumped him on grandpapa and racist grandma. If he let’s that delusion go, it’s back to the days when Harvard educated daddy dumped him after talking to him for 10 minutes. If he let’s that delusion go he’ll have to look in the mirror and say “I flim-flammed myself.”
It’s a short walk from that mirror to the medicine chest.
Obama thinks Republicans are stupid. He said he wanted “specifics” from Republicans about what they wanted and then he would talk to them about it. But Republicans are not going to be so stupid as to get stuck in a minutia negotiation then another minutia negotiation. Smart Republicans will tell Obama “shove it” – with more polite words.
Obama at the press conference made about as much sense as the victory speech by Governor Moonbeam in California last night. Obama began by saying he has been “listening” to the American people. He said the American people “want to know there tax dollars are spent wisely” just as he is about to fly off with 40 planes to waste twohundredmilliondollarsadayfortwoweeks.
Obama said Americans want to see Washington “business to be done openly” even as it was back room slimy deals with Big PhaRma and Big Insurance that forced through his health scam. Yes, he’s got the keys but the American people took the keys and gave the Republicans the wallet with the credit cards and the gasoline card.
Obama said Americans did not want “bumper sticker slogans” as he talked about slurpees and cars in ditches and Hope and Change. Oh and “I’m the president” and “I’m not naive.”
“You don’t seem to be second guessing or reflecting – should voters believe you don’t get it?” “um… I’m the president.” Yeah, unfortunately that is true but you still could not get your close mob banker buddy the job he wanted.
“I think we would be misreading the results of this election if we thought Americans want us to re-litigate some of the issues that we spent the past two years litigating.”
Buddy are you delusional. The past two years, the past four years are about to be re-litigated with subpoenas until we find out what happened. It’s what happens when a car gets driven into the ditch and the driver dies – an autopsy is held. Now Obama can hear the buzz saw hovering about his head.
Last night Republicans won more than 23 legislative chambers. Republicans govern in the super important presidential election states of Ohio, Pennsylvania and Florida. Russ Feingold lost his senate seat and Marco Rubio looms large over the American future. And then there is the historic bloodbath in the House of Representatives.
Last night the postmortems began. The numbers are grim for delusional Obama and his Dimocrats of Doom:
“Republicans made big gains in state legislatures tonight, capturing full control of both legislative chambers — crucial to partisan redistricting — in six states.
Republicans took over control of both houses in Indiana, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Alabama, Michigan and Wisconsin. The GOP is also poised in win gubernatorial elections in a number of those states, solidifying their control over the redistricting process.
The GOP took control of 16 chambers tonight in all; Democrats flipped none.”
Michael Tomasky, who used to have a functioning brain before he began to huff the Hopium, cried for “Change!”:
“There’s a case to be made, of course, for dumping the whole lot of them, up to and including Axelrod. Yes, this was going to be bad in any case with 9.6. unemployment. But it didn’t have to be this bad.
Read this quote:
“They just had so much faith in the president’s ability to navigate all this and that no matter what the right threw at him, the president would have this force field of trust that would protect him,” a House strategist said. “On the Hill, there’s this sense that there are three [political] parties, the president, Democrats in Congress and Republicans in Congress.”
Well, if that quote is true, and it rings true to me, these folks were pretty spectacularly bad at their jobs. I do not mean here to hold Obama blameless. He obviously, at least a few months ago, had an inflated idea of his own ability to walk these coals. But he can’t fire himself. What he can do is wake up to the fact that he’s being badly served. His future and legacy are already on the line here.
Liberals love post-election recriminations time! But seriously. He really, really has to change course, and I don’t really think he can change course if he’s surrounded by the same people. No one should be safe. He doesn’t need people around him who want to protect his “brand” anymore. He has that, and his brand ain’t in great shape. He needs people who will tell him what’s what and get him a few in the win column.”
Tomasky thinks Obama should hire more Hillary Clinton people “Hire Wolfson”. The problem is Obama not hiring more Clinton people.
The problem is delusion. The problem is thinking Obama knows what to do or what he is doing. Obama is a boob. Obama is a stooge for Big Media and every crackpot and Big Money donor who will throw some change his way.
The Wall Street Journal took inventory last night:
“Amid deep pessimism about the economy, the coalition of voters that gave Democrats control of Congress in 2006 appears to have fractured.
Preliminary exit polls showed that the party lost ground to Republicans in Tuesday’s midterm elections among women, middle-income workers, whites, seniors and independent voters.
Driving the shift: broad anxiety over the economy, as well as skepticism of big government and opposition to signature Democratic Party policy achievements, such as President Barack Obama’s economic-stimulus package and the health-care overhaul.”
Dump Obama or go deeper into the ditch.
Obama Dimocrats spewed sexism and misogyny in 2008 and 2010 and now the women are aware of the fratboy tactics. The FDR/Hillary Clinton coalition walked away:
“The shift appears to be even larger among white women. The parties were evenly divided four years ago among white women, but on Tuesday a decisive majority of that group went for the GOP.
Among seniors, the two parties were at parity in 2006; Republicans now hold a large advantage among voters age 65 and older. Equally damaging for the Democrats, seniors—who were heavily courted by Republicans this year with ads attacking Mr. Obama’s health-care overhaul—appear to represent a larger share of the electorate than four years ago.
Democrats also have loosened their hold among middle-income voters. A two-point edge in 2006 among voters with income between $50,000 and $75,000 a year has turned into a deficit, the preliminary data showed. And a five-point advantage among those with income of $75,000 to $100,000 has turned into a more substantial deficit. Together, those two income groups make up a third of the 2010 electorate, the early data showed.
In addition, in a sign of how Democrats may be losing their foothold with the working class, voters without college degrees who backed the party in 2006 have shifted back to the Republicans this year, the early numbers showed.”
These demographic groups have not made a permanent alliance with the Republicans. But run Obama in 2012 again and the alliance will become allegiance.
Dump Obama now! All the crackpot theories of his “situation comedy” coalition are proven failures. Dump Obama Now!:
“For Mr. Obama, winning re-election may require piecing the Democratic coalition back together. Core Democratic voters who turned out in big numbers in 2008 for Mr. Obama, such as African-Americans and Hispanics, did not appear especially mobilized nationally on Tuesday. Those groups had been heavily courted by the White House to turn out this year.
Exit polls in 2008 showed intense voter optimism about Mr. Obama’s ability to govern. Tuesday showed how quickly the voters have changed their minds.
A narrow majority said the president’s policies would hurt the country, according to the preliminary data. A plurality said they voted in opposition to him.”
Dump Obama Now or get further into the ditch!
Obama is delusional and madhouse politics are the result.
Dump Obama now or get further into the ditch!