Leslie Nielsen is alive and well and vacationing in the White House. Don’t believe the reports that the actor who played stumbling, bumbling, characters died a few days ago. It’s not true. Plus the busted lip and higher melanin levels, the stumbling boob that Nielsen portrayed lives on in Barack Obama. Call Barack Shirley.
We’re doing our best to get furious about the WikiLeaks situation. We’ve tried everything including yanking sleeves and eating peppers to see if that gets us riled. But we keep coming back to some very basic questions such as “Why is this crap secret?” and “Is any of this crap secret?”
We do understand […]
Atheists Beware! Deists have powerful new evidence that the Almighty Is Still On The Throne. It’s almost a Thanksgiving Holiday Miracle.
This proud and accomplishment blessed nation entered the long holiday weekend groped, radiated, exhausted.
The week began with international economic crises and with peace shattering deadly attacks from North Korean on South […]
Cancel Camelot, enter CamelRot. “Ask not what you can do for your country, demand what your country can do for you” is the poet/Messiah Obama’s slogan in the apocalyptic laugh riot which is America today.
We thought any and all Thorazine delusions which remained post primary season of Obama as JFK ended with a […]
Is everything fake now? Is anything really “real” anymore? Oh yeah, there’s real death and real rocketry and real danger in the Korean Peninsula produced by a Fake leader in North Korea and a naive flim-flam man in Washington, D.C.. But what about in America? Is anything real in America? Or rather is there no […]