Update: Excerpts from Obama’s shameless speech can be read HERE. “Credibility Gap” indeed. Shameless, Shameless, Shameless.
[Join us tonight at 9:00 (EST), as we retch and guffaw, then spill out laughs – yup, it’s another Obama publicity stunt we will subject ourselves to.]
The State of the Union speech used to be a serious report on the status of the country from the chief executive of the country. Tonight it will be another TelePrompTer powered publicity stunt by a desperate flim-flam man aware the police are just about to break down the door.
Expect a lot of fast talk, a lot of “I”, a lot of grins, and a lot of bunk. The audience will be full of smiles, but the atmosphere will be so cold even Michelle will have sleeves on.
Ted Kennedy’s bulk will threaten over the proceedings like a sword of Damocles, or is it the Blue Whale at the American Museum of Natural History? Banquo’s ghost will speak with a Boston brogue at the Mackdaddy’s table. “It will have blood: they say blood will have blood. Stones have been known to move and trees to speak. He is afraid of what he has brought down upon himself, and begins to believe that his evil actions will have consequences.”
The star of the evening will not the the corpse reading the TelePrompTer. The star will be one of the non-mourners at the state funeral – Scott Brown. Scott Brown’s light will shine and a glow will be cast over the minority which has tripped the huge boob majority. At every opportune moment the camera will alight upon a smiling Brown then a scowling Michelle, feverish with loathing and envy.
Republicans will not interrupt the proceedings with insults at the boob, they will smile like Cheshire cats at a scrawny, elongated mouse. Republicans will talk of “terror trials” and ignore the one termer’s flowery but directionless words. “`Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?’ `That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,’ said the Cat. `I don’t much care where–‘ said Alice. `Then it doesn’t matter which way you go,’ said the Cat. `–so long as I get SOMEWHERE,’ Alice added as an explanation.”
Via videotape, Hillary will be on the Tavis Smiley premiere tonight. More importantly, Hillary Clinton will put an ocean of distance between herself and the arsenic that is Barack Obama. A wise Hillary will be in Europe, as giggling European heads of state watch the Three Stooges Hour unfold in the once proud American capital. A real president, Bill Clinton, will be laughing his two-term ass off as he watches Obama truly become “the One” – as in One-Termer.
For Barack Obama the revelatory “state of the union” is the sacred night he united with and became a made member of the Chicago thug machine. For Barack Obama “the union” is the unholy perfidy when he secretly became the establishment candidate of Teddy, Plousey and Reid – and the stooge of the Big Media Party. “Blood will have blood.”
For Americans “the state of the union” are the rusty hinges barely holding together these red/blue United States of North America. Americans tonight will see a flim-flam scam man once again try the ol’ Razzle Dazzle. The wasted year on a hated health scam, the hated Dimocrats increasingly hated, and the Razzle Dazzle buffoonery to convince Americans to “stay the course” after the obvious failure of leadership, will be tonight’s circus entertainment.
But Americans tonight will drink Boston Tea as they sit, clenched jawed, by their televisions and remember the long train of abuses and usurpations inflicted on them in the past year and the previous eight.
Obama will talk of pay freezes for White House workers. But Michelle will not let go of her nail polishers, her foot buffers, her pillow fluffers, the vast army of assistants all, who make her Antoinette existence bearable after the garden pretense. Obama will talk, more words, of fake budget freezes after oceans of spending and wasting and corruptions. But Obama will not release one of his courtiers from the public payrolls – let others suffer, not he.
Americans tonight will see the state of bamboozlement – Obama before the work became “hard”. Obama before the Oceans retreated and the Planet healed. Words, words, words, with necessary profound humility, care for the sick, good jobs for the jobless, the moment the wars ended, America’s image was restored, when we came together – but they’re just words, as we warned over and over and over again:
As Hillary warned – Hillary before the planet healed and the oceans retreated and the celestial choirs and Scott Brown:
For many a year we have said:
Obama simply cannot be trusted. Obama cannot be trusted on any issue. Obama cannot be trusted by his friends. Obama cannot be trusted by his enemies. Obama cannot be trusted.
Now, Obama can’t be trusted says Evan Thomas alongside the venomous Colbert King who is the ugliest of Hillary Haters and the most wicked of race-baiters. Now, after he called Obama a “sort of God”, Evan Thomas declares that Obama is “Not Fundamentally Honest” on health care.
Colbert King, the viper of the brood, still defends Barack Obama. Obama and Colbert are increasingly in the minority and not on the basis of skin color. Colbert King is a snake defending a snake. We knew that all along. Even before Obama became a one termer.
Tonight we will see the de-fanged snake coil.