Hillary Clinton has been a laugh riot recently. Not only did Hillary make a surprise video appearance on Jeopardy (“Hillary Clinton” was a category and she read the clues), Hillary also recently appeared on The Tonight Show to “mediate” the dispute between host Conan O’Brian and the Newark mayor.
Today, Hillary provided some laughs again. While decrying presidential ambitions Hillary answered interviewer Ann Curry with a Mona Lisa smile that should worry B.O. and M.O., again. But it was in answering questions about Obama’s undeserved, gifted, Nobel prize and whether she herself is relevant that Hillary set us all, um, cackling.
After mouthing platitudes about the Nobel prize, Hillary defended her deft both keep-in-the-public-eye and her smart stay-behind-the-scenes-don’t-get-associated-with-the-myriad-Obama-messes this way: ““I believe in delegating power. I’m not one of those people who feels like I have to have my face in the front of the newspaper or on the TV every moment of the day. It would be irresponsible and negligent were I to say, ‘Oh no, everything must come to me!’”
The Three Musketeers never displayed such panache! With one flick of her rhetorical foil, Hillary gutted the Obama fish, filleted him, and flung him on the grill, to be devoured.
Hillary then garnished the unsavory Obama dead fish with this spice: “Maybe this is a woman’s thing. Maybe I’m totally secure in that I feel absolutely no need to go running around in order for people to see what I’m doing. It’s just the way I am.”
At some point Hillary will retire, but now, Hillary is anything but retiring. The “girl” is having fun – at boob Obama’s expense AND while keeping up a backbreaking schedule of work, work, work.
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As Hillary Clinton continues to Save The World, yet simultaneously not get tarred with the multiplying Mess-iah Obama messes – Obama is busy slapping some fools of his own.
The Nutroots, the DailyKooks, all the boys from Big Blogs who love to fluff themselves with delusions of power, went flaccid this morning, again. It turns out the amorous affectations these flaccid pencil boys wear to display their love of Mess-iah is for naught. It is a love in vain.
Oh yes, it’s a love in vain. Obama does not love the Nutroots, the DailyKooks, nor “The Gays”. Pardon us while we wipe away the tears of laughter.
The tears in vain:
HOLT: But in general when yo look at the left as a whole, have there been conversations about some things they thought would have been done but haven’t?
HARWOOD: Sure but If you look at the polling, Barack Obama is doing well with 90% or more of Democrats so the White House views this opposition as really part of the “internet left fringe” Lester. And for a sign of how seriously the White House does or doesn’t take this opposition, one adviser told me today those bloggers need to take off their pajamas, get dressed and realize that governing a closely divided country is complicated and difficult.
Don’t forget to send in your checks to Obama and his Dimocrats “internet left fringe” before you take off your pajamas. Send in the money and your “mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama” checks to your (well documented) oppressors and exploiters Gay Americans.
The Big Blog boys in their “Hulk” pajamas, will weep tonight. The Big Blog pajama boys will moan into their “Spiderman” pillow covers and cry all night. “You don’t have to say you love me” they will moan to Obama, as Obama walks out the door to smooch and dance with his Evangelical, gay-bashing friends.