As summer ends, that fashion maverick, icon to the clueless, Michelle Obama has done it again.
Michelle is now a music trendsetter too!
Michelle Obama has started a new dance craze which is sure to sweep the young ‘uns and the befuddled.
The new dance craze – it’s called “The Scowl”.
Women can do “The Scowl” best when sleeveless or near sleeveless. Wear a huge bow which twirls for takeoffs – attach lights to the bow for extra attention.
Throw yourself on the floor; do a push-up. Keep those biceps threatening. Do “The Scowl”.
Put your hands above your eyes to scan what everyone else is wearing. When you spot someone who is classy, like Hillary Clinton, do “The Scowl”.
Men can do “The Scowl” too. Men – just jut your jaw and brush your shoulders. You’re doing “The Scowl”.
Be as arrogant and selfish and cold and ungrateful and careerist and self-centered as can be. You’re doing “The Scowl”.
The bow-tie, the music, the glamour! Just like Soupy!
(chorus) Hey, do “The Scowl”, yeah.
Hey, you can do it in your house, yeah.
(break) Jut your jaw like Mussolini,
Here comes Barack in a Lamborghini.
(chorus)Hey, do “The Scowl”, yeah.
Hey, you can “Scowl” in a funeral house, yeah.