Gosh darn it, we at this pure, sweet, innocent, pink, website are heartbroken that so many wish us ill and say such mean things about us. In the past we have never commented on the mean and hurtful things said about us on websites or even on Big Big Media TV, but we are so overcome, we just might speak out about what is causing our tears now.
We’ve shed so many tears our ShamWow towels have lost absorbency.
The trouble started with our polite, ahead of the curve analysis, on December 14 as to why Caroline Kennedy should not be a U.S. Senator and how her campaign was “running out of air”.
Later we began a series (as of yet no Part II, but perhaps it is still timely to publish and there is still interest) about our privately heard information, again before the curve, that Senator Chuck Schumer is A, if not THE, secret hand against the Caroline power grab and why Hillary Supporters and Upstate New Yorkers would prevent Caroline Kennedy becoming the appointed U.S. Senator. The Schumer rumors have now been confirmed, after the beheading, by Big Media outlets.
For these mild efforts at explaining why Caroline should not be Senator and her Lack of Judgment in endorsing the unqualified, race-baiting, and gay-bashing, and sexist, Barack Obama, we were rebuked by the Hopium addled.
The Hopium Narco-traffickers blamed us for the defeat of Barack Obama/Ted Kennedy’s schemes to gift Caroline the Senate seat from New York. The Hopium addled Narco-traffickers saw a big defeat for Obama in Caroline Kennedy’s going over the bridge. They are right in that. It was a big defeat. One of many to come for Obama. We innocents were accused of causing the Caroline train wreck.
We are indeed happy Caroline has so much free time again. We also do admit we are beginning to really like Kirsten Gillibrand. We like how when Obama tried to worm himself in and hog the spotlight to inflict himself on New Yorkers with a phone call to Senator Gillibrand during her televised appointment announcement – Obama was told to call later – Kirsten Gillibrand was busy.
We like how as a Congresswoman Representative Gillibrand voted “NO” on the scandalous $350 Billion TARP bailout. We like Kirsten Gillibrand’s close friendship and alliance with Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton. We like that Kirsten Gillibrand is a strong woman from Upstate New York who is able to get elected in a Republican area.
But for some of the Hopium addled addicts, being a good public official is the kiss of death. The Hopium addled addicts don’t like good representation. To the Hopium addled addicts a qualified candidate is like wolfbane to a vampire. The noive of Kirsten Gillibrand to be a good Senator for the people of New York.
I also don’t doubt that she’ll be effective, compelling and popular, and may turn out to be a very good senator for New York. I just don’t know that she’ll be an especially good senator for Democrats.
But we are getting ahead of ourselves. Let’s start at the beginning. Oh, and here is a real train wreck for the Narco-traffickers to play with:
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The rabid response of Obama’s Hopium addled addicts to the appointment of Kirsten Gillibrand shows how big a defeat this is for Obama and his dreams of conquest. Many of the Hopium addled wanted Caroline Kennedy because she would not represent New Yorkers, but rather be Obama’s lapdog. To some, including apparently top Obama strategists, Caroline Kennedy was to be promoted from lapdog to president once Obama left office.
As unbelievable and demented as it sounds some Obama strategists actually thought that they would neutralize Hillary Clinton, by removing her from the Senate and politics generally, then appoint Caroline Kennedy to the New York U.S. Senate seat. Caroline Kennedy, after Obama served two terms (they are truly demented), would swoop in and become the next president.
We’re not kidding. They really believe this. Our ShamWow is soaked again.
Those demented Obama delusions are now no longer because Caroline Kennedy has no political future. Like Ozymandias, the mighty Caroline lies shattered to bits in a political desert. The list of problems with taxes, hubby, and lord knows what else, mean that Caroline Kennedy cannot fill out the 63 question vetting forms for a goverment job. Forms she herself helped prepare. Obama could not get a job if he filled out the 63 page vetting form either, but that is beside the point to our narrative.
Here is the Caroline Kennedy as Senator-then-President story from the respected Steve Clemons at The Washington Note:
But the question that is legitimate and remains is what machinations drove Kennedy to reach for this Senate seat. What was she thinking — and how did this fit into the game plans of two of America’s biggest political kingpins, Barack Obama and the ailing Ted Kennedy? And did she end up getting derailed by the Clinton machine? [snip]
Most writers limited their attention to the surface explanation she provided when she announced her interest in the Senate appointment. Kennedy said that her work for the Obama campaign stirred in her a desire to do more — and doing more for the public was what the Kennedy family operation had always, in her words, committed itself to. She said that she was ready in this phase of her life to move to a new career and that she was comfortable moving out of the shadows and into the public spotlight — though this was difficult to tell in her tightly scripted early press events in New York that couldn’t help but remind of the over-handled, over-scripted roll out of Sarah Palin.
But other machinations may have been at play as well.
Obama started with the Daley franchise in Chicago and then built into that the Daschle franchise, followed by the Kennedy franchise, and is now working very hard to absorb the Clinton political machine which is larger and more potentially dangerous to Obama than any of the others. [snip]
There is a saying that “those who supported Obama got a President and those who supported Hillary got a job” — as many of her loyal followers are popping up with key positions throughout the government while many of those who helped Obama from the beginning of his candidacy are still in the cold. And then there is Kennedy — and that big family brand that connects with so many in the country, particularly in labor union America. Ted Kennedy will soon die — and Obama (and many other of the Kennedys) want to see Caroline in the political game in a high profile way to provide leadership for the tens of thousands of capable political hands that Kennedy’s machine has produced to be loyal both to her stewardship of the family operation and then loyal to Obama.
Clemons writes that the information in his article comes from the Ted Kennedy inner circle. Clemons writes that Ted Kennedy’s loyal retainers have conveyed to me privately that the Senator aware of approaching death wanted Caroline Kennedy to take over the family and fulfill the plan.
But the plan Ted “may have had”, they say, had little to do with the New York Senate seat. It had to do with succeeding Obama in 2016.
Clemons details the plans:
The game plan — whether real or fantasy — is intriguing. It goes something like this. Caroline Kennedy would be appointed now to the Senate. She would perform well above the very low expectations many had for her and win handily the seat in the 2010 mid-term race in which that Senate seat needs to be contested again. She would then be in place until 2016. Ted Kennedy’s view “may be” that Caroline would instantly out-shine Hillary Clinton in the eyes of New York voters and in the American political scene and that in 2016, Caroline Kennedy would be 59 while Hillary Clinton would be 69.
I have no idea whether Ted Kennedy owned this narrative. All I know is that his friends and many key pillars of Kennedy Land believed that something along these lines is what animated Ted’s highly strategic approach to Caroline’s political future.
Clemons indulges in his own fantasy by suggesting that tax dodger Caroline -we presume after dumping her marriage blanc husband and publicly taking up with her New York Times concubine – accept appointment as ambassador to England or France. Afterwards, presuming we suppose that Americans forget her tax dodging and political ineptitude, Caroline can return from exile and accept her sceptre and crown swathed in ermine to rule.
The threat to Caroline, according to the Hopium addled, is of course Hillary Clinton. Hillary, who remains politically viable as long as Bill Clinton continues to campaign for candidates for public office. Hillary, who amasses more kudos in foreign policy while Obama stumbles domestically and has nowhere to go but down.
The Obama and Ted Kennedy ploys and plots to neutralize Hillary Clinton and begin the succession of Caroline I have blown up. Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton have not been neutralized. Hillary Supporters have not been neutralized. Instead of Hillary-land, we now have Hillary World-Wide, operatives everywhere, and supporters unrelenting and accepting no substitutes.
And while Hillary Clinton, the woman Caroline tried to succeed in the Senate, is now Secretary of State — it is clear that Obama still has some work to do to get the keys to the Bill/Hillary political franchise — and that this derailment of Caroline Kennedy removes for the time being a threat to Hillary’s longer term political interests.
Barzini Uncle Ted, along with the Hopium addled, suffered a big defeat because of Caroline K. It’s not an unusual defeat. History teaches us that sometimes the children don’t live up to the accomplishments of the parents. Idiot princes are plentiful in history.
The hare-brained Obama schemes have our heads shaking from side to side. Our faces are drenched. Our ShamWow is soaked. To borrow from Bob Dylan, the tears on our cheeks are from laughter.
[Still to come: Scheumer’s role in Lèse majesté, the unlikely but possible revolt against Gillibrand and Paterson in 2010, Kirsten Gillbrand and the possibility of defeat for the fake Obama “stimulus” bill, and the emerging NObama coaltion.]