Barack Obama is not qualified to be president. Final proof of that very sad fact comes from Paris. Not Berlin. Paris… Paris Hilton.
Paris Hilton, celebrity Paris Hilton, who has traveled the world, has mobs of fans, avoided spending too much time in jail, threw her long time pal Nicole Richie under the bus, communicates lucidly on energy policy without a teleprompter, knows a thing or two about phallic symbols, runs several businesses primarily trading on her celebrity, lives in a lovely house she paid for, has not flip-flopped (on issues anyway), mocks older people who have acquired their wrinkles and grey hair with hard won experience, is very very popular with the youth demographic, declares herself “hot” (no doubt to know her is to love her), is a big hit on YouTube, knows more than she should about drilling, is a darling of Big Media, loves the camera and crowds, does not know much about the simple life or bowling… is running for President. She is “the one”.
The sad fact is that the very ambitious Hilton heiress is more qualified that Barack Obama to be president.
The ambitious Hilton heiress declared her candidacy after starring in a John McCain video mocking Barack Obama. The feisty and publicity saavy celebrity answered the McCain ad with her audacious declaration of candidacy. It was an impressive response.
Barack Obama is running away, as he has throughout this campaign season but especially during the last few primary months, from debates or townhalls. John McCain will no doubt have a debating partner in Paris Hilton if demure Obama persists in hiding from discussions of his views in formats where he can be challenged.
The McCain campaign recognizes that Paris Hilton is a more substantive candidate than the reclusive, sun-glasses loving Barack.
“Sounds like Paris is taking the ‘All of the Above’ energy approach that John McCain has advocated — both alternatives and drilling. Perhaps the reality is that Paris has a more substantive energy plan than Barack Obama.”
No doubt the McCain campaign, trembling from this unexpected threat to his election, will soon float the name of Miley Cyrus as a potential vice presidential pick. If the young Miley’s age is a constitutional problem, Nicole Richie will in all likelihood be approached.
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The crisis in the McCain campaign is growing. Not only is Paris Hilton a worthy opponent, but McCain’s advertisement noting the vapidity of Barack Obama’s candidacy is now under the microscope of our most intelligent Big Media minds. The hidden messages in the ads are being dissected and exposed by these extremely brilliant analysts.McCain is finished now, with Paris Hilton in the mix. What can possibly save the Democratic Party then, from the sure to self-finance heiress, Paris Hilton?
The answer as always: Hillary! Hillary Clinton.
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Many grassroots Democrats are working to save the Democratic Party. We are not alone in our demand to have a roll call vote at the Democratic? convention. Now Texas Democratic Party Chair Gary Mauro is calling for a roll call vote too. We disagree with Gary Mauro on the acceptability of Obama because Obama is not qualified to be president. But we have great respect for Gary Mauro’s judgment on the roll call vote issue and his choice of candidate.
We demand a roll call vote at the Democratic National Convention. Voting is Democratic and democratic.
Superdelegates preparing to vote can today feast on the column written by Hillary Clinton in the Wall Street Journal. The column is substantive and well thought out. There is no mention of Barack Obama.
Americans need Hillary Clinton’s passionate policy prescriptions and her steady hand and experience.
After 8 years of Bush, Americans do not deserve the blond ambition of Paris Hilton.
After 8 years of suffering under Bush, Americans do not need the blind ambition of Barack Obama.