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February 17, 2009 - David Letterman - Top Ten Things Hillary Clinton Wants To Accomplish On Her Trip Overseas

10 Exchange U.S. dollars for currency that's worth something

9 Win respect defeating Japan's top-ranked sumo wrestler

8 Shift world's perception of America from "hated" to "extremely disliked"

7 Personally thank all of her illegal campaign donors

6 Three words: stylish Indonesian pantsuits

5 Visit burial site of revered Chinese military leader, General Tso

4 Get drunk with that Japanese finance minister guy

3 Convince China to switch from lead-tainted products to mercury-tainted products

2 Catch Chinese screening of Benjamin Button entitled "The Strange Adventures of Freaky Grandpa Baby"

1 Pick up carton of duty-free smokes for Obama

February 16, 2009 - David Letterman - Top Ten Things Abraham lincoln Would Say If He Were Alive Today

10 "Sup?"

9 "I see Madonna's still a slut"

8 "Who's that handsome sumbitch on the five?"

7 "Is that free Grand Slam deal still going on at Denny's?"

6 "I just changed my Facebook status update to, Tthe 'ol rail splitter is chillaxing'"

5 "How do I get on 'Dancing with the Stars'?"

4 "Okay, Obama, you're from Illinois, too. We get it!"

3 "Hey Phelps, don't Bogart the weed!"

2 "What's the deal with Joaquin Phoenix?"

1 "A Broadway play? Uhhh, no thanks. I'm good."

January 28, 2009 - David Letterman - Top Ten Things Overheard at the Meeting Between Barack Obama and the Republicans

10 "I miss the Clinton administration when we'd meet at Hooters"

9 "Can we wrap this up? I've got tickets to the 4:30 'Paul Blart: Mall Cop"

8 "Smoke break!"

7 "You fellas really need to take it easy on the Old Spice"

6 "Mr. President: don't misunderestimate the Republicans"

5 "Another smoke break!"

4 "What was the deal with Aretha Franklin's hat?"

3 "About that tax the rich stuff -- you were joking, right?"

2 "Sir, it's refreshing to have a Chief Executive who speaks in complete sentences"

1 "Senator Craig's offering his stimulus package in the men's room"

January 27, 2009 - David Letterman - Top Ten Ways Rod Blagojevich Can Improve His Image

10 Star in new television series, "America's Funniest Haircuts"

9 Quit politics and become a fat, lovable mall cop

8 Start pronouncing last name with Jerry Lewis-like "BLAGOOOYYYJEVICH"

7 Offer a senate seat with no money down, zero percent interest

6 Team up with John Malkovich and Erin Brockovich for hot Malkovich-Brockovich-Blagojevich sex tape

5 Change his name to Barod Obamavich

4 Safely land an Airbus on the Hudson River

3 I don't know...how about showing up for his impeachment trial?

2 Wear sexy dresses, high heels and say, "You Betcha!"

1 Uhhh...resign?

January 16, 2000 - David Letterman - Top Ten Signs Obama's Getting Nervious

10 New slogan: "Yes we can... or maybe not, it's hard to say"

9 In moment of confusion, requested a $300 billion bailout from the bailout industry

8 He's up to not smoking three packs a day

7 Friends say he's looking frail, shaky and...no, that's McCain

6 He's so stressed, doctors say he's developing a Sanjay in his Gupta

5 Been walking around muttering, "What the hell have I gotten myself into?"

4 Offered Governor of Illinois, Rod Blagojevich, $100,000 to buy his old Senate seat back

3 Standing on White House roof screaming, "Save us, Superman!"

2 Sweating like Bill Clinton when Hillary comes home early

1 He demanded a recount

January 8, 2000 - David Letterman - Top Ten Barack Obama Plans To Fix The Economy

10 Encourage tourists to throw spare change in the Grand Canyon

9 End our dependence on foreign owls

8 Sell New Mexico to Mexico

7 Put a little of that bailout money on the Ravens plus 3 at Tennessee. Come on! It's a mortal lock!

6 Rent out the moon for weddings and Bar Mitzvahs

5 Lotto our way out of this son-of-a-bitch

4 Appear on "Deal or No Deal" and hope to choose the right briefcase

3 Bail out the adult film industry -- not sure how it helps, but it can't hurt

2 Release O.J. from prison, have him steal America's money from China

1 Stop talkin' and start Obama-natin'!

January 7, 2000 - David Letterman - Top Ten Things Overheard At The Presidents' Lunch

10 "Sorry, you're not on the list, Mr. Gore"

9 "If Hillary calls, I've been here since Monday"

8 "Laura! More Mountain Dew!"

7 "You guys wanna see, 'Paul Blart: Mall Cop'?"

6 "Call the nurse -- George swallowed a napkin ring!"

5 "Hey Barack, wanna go with us to Cabo in March? Oh that's right, you have to work!"

4 "Kissey kissey"

3 "Obama? I think he's downstairs smoking a butt"

2 "Did you ever see a monkey sneezing?"

1 "I hope Clinton's unbuckling his belt because he's full"

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From Seneca To Denver, From FDR To Hillary Clinton

One of the now discarded Obama talking points was the idea of politics without conflict. Obama promised, and his incense burning acolytes on the internet believed, that Democrats merely needed to “reach across the aisle’ to Republicans and all political conflict would end in harmony.

We were always offended by Obama’s “reach across the aisle” arguments [...]

Barack Obama Vs. Hillary Clinton Supporters – The Obama Insults To Women Continue

Before we begin today’s article: Congratulations to Ricki Lieberman. Ricki’s Hillraising Electability Watch newsletter is a must read delight. [We wrote about Ricki Leiberman HERE, HERE, and HERE - To get Ricki Leiberman's newsletter email Ricki at rrlieberma@gmail.com ]

Taylor Marsh’s website headlines an article which states Clinton Distances Herself From Anti-Obama Hillraiser. Presumably that Hillraiser [...]

Surge, Slump, And Slide

Obama’s betrayals are plotted and calculated.

Obama simply cannot be trusted. Obama cannot be trusted on any issue. Obama cannot be trusted by his friends. Obama cannot be trusted by his enemies. Obama cannot be trusted.

Obama is plotting and calculating the next stage of his flip-flop-flim-flammery:

Barack Obama’s campaign scrubbed his presidential Web site [...]

Enfants De La Patrie

Bastille Day. Time to overthrow the Democratic? Party leadership.

The Democratic grassroots allied with long-time Democratic high dollar donors will overthrow the Obama/Dean/Brazile/Pelosi/FISA party.

On the ramparts we stand, shoulder-to-shoulder.

The alliance is natural. The Democratic grassroots provided Hillary Clinton with the most votes this election cycle. Democratic high dollar donors [...]

Obama Bin Lyin’

The Obama/Dean/Brazile/Pelosi/FISA Democratic? Party is trying to force feed an unqualifed, race-baiting, gay-bashing, woman-hating Chicago, friend to slumlord, flip-flop-flim-flam man, on the Democratic grassroots and later on the American people.

What the Obama/Dean/Brazile/Pelosi/FISA Democrats refuse to admit is that Americans still don’t know anything about Chicago Obama and the little we do know disgusts us. This [...]

Good Riddance, Good Bye

The talented and valued Robert Redford wants Obama to win the general election. Redford is wrong on that point.

Robert Redford also has this to say:

I hope he’ll win. I think he will. If he doesn’t, you can kiss the Democratic Party goodbye.

Good Riddance, Good Bye.

The Party of Obama/Dean/Brazile/Pelosi/FISA deserves a shocking death. A loss [...]

Bagman Obama

Let’s talk money – Obama money. Let’s talk fundraising money, Federal Elections Commission reportable money, sources of said money, money reports, money prospects. It’s a lot to talk about, but let’s talk money!

We won’t discuss right here, right now the Rezko type money we wrote about in REZKO for Dummies. Remember when [...]

Jesse Jackson’s Empty Threat

Yesterday, an angry Jesse Jackson threatened to slice off Obama’s testicles. Jesse Jackson apparently does not realize that Obama has no “nuts” to cut off.

Obama is a political eunuch who will never stand his ground. Rather, Obama will cower across the aisle and submit to Republican demands.

It’s a day [...]

Hillary Votes NO On FISA

We’ll have a lot more on Obama’s YES to FISA vote tomorrow.

This is what Obama said during the primaries about how he would vote on FISA:

It’s official: Obama will back a filibuster of any Senate FISA legislation containing telecom immunity, his campaign has just told Election Central. The Obama campaign has [...]

Barack Obama Cannot Be Trusted

For over a year we have stated that Barack Obama is a flip-flop-flim-flam man.

Obama simply cannot be trusted. Obama cannot be trusted on any issue. Obama cannot be trusted by his friends. Obama cannot be trusted by his enemies. Obama cannot be trusted.

The Republicans know Barack Obama is a flip-flop-flim-flam man. [...]