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February 17, 2009 - David Letterman - Top Ten Things Hillary Clinton Wants To Accomplish On Her Trip Overseas
10 Exchange U.S. dollars for currency that's worth something
9 Win respect defeating Japan's top-ranked sumo wrestler
8 Shift world's perception of America from "hated" to "extremely disliked"
7 Personally thank all of her illegal campaign donors
6 Three words: stylish Indonesian pantsuits
5 Visit burial site of revered Chinese military leader, General Tso
4 Get drunk with that Japanese finance minister guy
3 Convince China to switch from lead-tainted products to mercury-tainted products
2 Catch Chinese screening of Benjamin Button entitled "The Strange Adventures of Freaky Grandpa Baby"
1 Pick up carton of duty-free smokes for Obama
February 16, 2009 - David Letterman - Top Ten Things Abraham lincoln Would Say If He Were Alive Today
10 "Sup?"
9 "I see Madonna's still a slut"
8 "Who's that handsome sumbitch on the five?"
7 "Is that free Grand Slam deal still going on at Denny's?"
6 "I just changed my Facebook status update to, Tthe 'ol rail splitter is chillaxing'"
5 "How do I get on 'Dancing with the Stars'?"
4 "Okay, Obama, you're from Illinois, too. We get it!"
3 "Hey Phelps, don't Bogart the weed!"
2 "What's the deal with Joaquin Phoenix?"
1 "A Broadway play? Uhhh, no thanks. I'm good."
January 28, 2009 - David Letterman - Top Ten Things Overheard at the Meeting Between Barack Obama and the Republicans
10 "I miss the Clinton administration when we'd meet at Hooters"
9 "Can we wrap this up? I've got tickets to the 4:30 'Paul Blart: Mall Cop"
8 "Smoke break!"
7 "You fellas really need to take it easy on the Old Spice"
6 "Mr. President: don't misunderestimate the Republicans"
5 "Another smoke break!"
4 "What was the deal with Aretha Franklin's hat?"
3 "About that tax the rich stuff -- you were joking, right?"
2 "Sir, it's refreshing to have a Chief Executive who speaks in complete sentences"
1 "Senator Craig's offering his stimulus package in the men's room"
January 27, 2009 - David Letterman - Top Ten Ways Rod Blagojevich Can Improve His Image
10 Star in new television series, "America's Funniest Haircuts"
9 Quit politics and become a fat, lovable mall cop
8 Start pronouncing last name with Jerry Lewis-like "BLAGOOOYYYJEVICH"
7 Offer a senate seat with no money down, zero percent interest
6 Team up with John Malkovich and Erin Brockovich for hot Malkovich-Brockovich-Blagojevich sex tape
5 Change his name to Barod Obamavich
4 Safely land an Airbus on the Hudson River
3 I don't know...how about showing up for his impeachment trial?
2 Wear sexy dresses, high heels and say, "You Betcha!"
1 Uhhh...resign?
January 16, 2000 - David Letterman - Top Ten Signs Obama's Getting Nervious
10 New slogan: "Yes we can... or maybe not, it's hard to say"
9 In moment of confusion, requested a $300 billion bailout from the bailout industry
8 He's up to not smoking three packs a day
7 Friends say he's looking frail, shaky and...no, that's McCain
6 He's so stressed, doctors say he's developing a Sanjay in his Gupta
5 Been walking around muttering, "What the hell have I gotten myself into?"
4 Offered Governor of Illinois, Rod Blagojevich, $100,000 to buy his old Senate seat back
3 Standing on White House roof screaming, "Save us, Superman!"
2 Sweating like Bill Clinton when Hillary comes home early
1 He demanded a recount
January 8, 2000 - David Letterman - Top Ten Barack Obama Plans To Fix The Economy
10 Encourage tourists to throw spare change in the Grand Canyon
9 End our dependence on foreign owls
8 Sell New Mexico to Mexico
7 Put a little of that bailout money on the Ravens plus 3 at Tennessee. Come on! It's a mortal lock!
6 Rent out the moon for weddings and Bar Mitzvahs
5 Lotto our way out of this son-of-a-bitch
4 Appear on "Deal or No Deal" and hope to choose the right briefcase
3 Bail out the adult film industry -- not sure how it helps, but it can't hurt
2 Release O.J. from prison, have him steal America's money from China
1 Stop talkin' and start Obama-natin'!
January 7, 2000 - David Letterman - Top Ten Things Overheard At The Presidents' Lunch
10 "Sorry, you're not on the list, Mr. Gore"
9 "If Hillary calls, I've been here since Monday"
8 "Laura! More Mountain Dew!"
7 "You guys wanna see, 'Paul Blart: Mall Cop'?"
6 "Call the nurse -- George swallowed a napkin ring!"
5 "Hey Barack, wanna go with us to Cabo in March? Oh that's right, you have to work!"
4 "Kissey kissey"
3 "Obama? I think he's downstairs smoking a butt"
2 "Did you ever see a monkey sneezing?"
1 "I hope Clinton's unbuckling his belt because he's full"
I just read about a repub woman on Hill’s blog who was turned away at the polls in NC. That sucks. She’s really bummed.
Is this legal
http://noquarterusa.net
I just wish Hill’s team would get more people talking about how OFTEN the nomination has gone to the floor .. the pundits are trying to portray this as some sort of evil…
I just spoke with shawn at the DNC and told him of that video of laws being broken in Indiana by Obama. He told me that he had not heard or seen it, he did not sound convincing but assured me he would get that info to Howie. He also said there has been some progress with FL and MI and there should be some penalty and things were progressing on that quickly and I could expect an anouncement soon!
confloyd
so sorry to hear what you’re going through!! I can only imagine how difficult it is right now for you.
I will light a candle for you tonight and send positive vibes for you too
West side Martin Luther King Center only 150 votes this is AA part of South bend
confloyd…{{{{hugs to you and all your family}}}}}}
good thoughts, prayers and vibes your way.
Confloyd will light a candle also
NYC,
Thanks for the clarification on 2024/2025. I think we are coming from very different ways of thinking — good to cover both bases.
I’m looking at simple big picture right brain soundbytes, which is all that reaches many voters. The campaign might be speaking to wonky insiders at this point.
Anyway, how far IS either candidate from the 2025 by June 3?
thanks neetabug for the report.
Call the IN state’s attorney’s office for election violations.
I have a question, I was listening to POTUS 08 on XM Radio, they were saying that 17% of the electorate(sp) did early voting in NC (I beleive it was 17%, but it was a large percentage ). Who does that benefit, Hillary or Obama??
contact the Office of Govenor and the State Attorney Generals Office….Also the Local News in Indianapolis….. I really don’t know what stations are in the area but maybe someone here might know of some.
confloyd,
Hang in there. Sounds like you’ve had your hands full. How is your hubby? Best wishes to him.
I beleive rural NC will be big for us tonight, Bill spent a lot of time in those areas, I think it will pay off.
Thanks everyone for your thoughts, prayers and candles! He is much, much better. I am now very worried about my daughter, she is not doing well with the pregnancy. Thanks again everyone!
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NOW!!!!
confloyd, i hope your daughter gets better.
re: NC – making calls today and getting good response. A number of ppl saying they voted or will vote for Hillary – others saying their whole neighborhood and family voted for Hillary.
Best calls – a Republican woman who SO wanted to vote for Hillary. She was very genuine. Have spoken to a couple Republican women for Hillary in NC. Unfortunately, if you’re registered Rep, you can’t vote in NC Democratic Primary.
Plus, an NC guy who sheepishly said, “I love Hillary.” that was a great call. Please continue to call. It is exceptionally important we make voter contact – will make the difference, call, call, call. I’ve already sent a script to a number of you – but if you didn’t get, you can Message me through Table Talk on HillBillyLover’s site.
confloyd Says:
May 6th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
I just spoke with shawn at the DNC and told him of that video of laws being broken in Indiana by Obama. He told me that he had not heard or seen it, he did not sound convincing but assured me he would get that info to Howie. He also said there has been some progress with FL and MI and there should be some penalty and things were progressing on that quickly and I could expect an anouncement soon!
Hillary has a place on her site to report voting problems
innila-i agree-ive been calling nc today to w/Actvate. talked to many aas some are voting for her-some are too undecided. 90pt of the calls are for her. no bambis. fe wrepubs. guys-u got to try and call. it makes a diff. one family wasnt going to vote today until i called and urged them too. they said they would go tonight and vote for her bc i called and talked to them about her
re: calling – yes, I tend to talk about her electoral strength – that she’s won critical swing states we need to win in the fall, that her electoral votes at this point are enough to make her President. She is the stronger candidate.
Let’s all call NC!!!
Take the poll … Hillary is winning!!
http://thepage.time.com/
elizabeth White is the one that let those people have the signs in that video GIVE HER HELL HILL SUPPORTERS!
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Take the poll on The Page …. Hillary is winning !!!
http://www.thepage.time.com/
Take the poll on The Page …. Hillary is winning !!!
go here instead:
thepage.time.com (no www at beginning)
Isn’t David Capp the one that endorsed Obama, He runs the indiana state attorneys office.
Thanks monkeybusiness for the correct address to The Page!!!
confloyd,
Hot bath and maybe some cookies and slippers. I know that doesn’t really work at a time like this. You sound like a wonderful person you daughter is lucky to have your support!
sis called complaining that msnbc has done nothing all day but cheerlead for Waffles.
I told her to change the freakin channel .. douse their butts with no ratings.
She said it’s obvious he isn’t doing well .. too many excuses floating around ..
Interesting that he had to run ads into Chicago area — she said that some nutty man couldn’t even explain why he would have to run ads straight into his hometown….she believes he’s gonna take a thrashing in Indiana LOL
Gore on NPR’s “Fresh Air” TuesdayOn the race:
“Even though it has gone on much longer than is normal in the age of primaries and caucuses, nevertheless I think the odds are overwhelming that it will tip rather decisively in one way or the other before the convention even meets.”
“I’m simply watching and listening to the campaign. As a delegate to the convention I will cast my vote at the proper time. I haven’t ruled out making an endorsement… but I haven’t been moved to do so.”
“They both have strengths, and I’m simply listening and watching like a lot of people.”
On the superdelegate system:
“Probably it should be re-examined. I guess there’s widespread dissatisfaction with the idea of having so many so-called superdelgates, and maybe that will be the prevailing view when this is all over.”
On Michigan and Florida’s delegates:
“They will be seated, there’s no doubt about that.” But doesn’t say how.
On party unity:
“I would not underestimate the healing power of that desire to win” within the party.
confloyd Says:
May 6th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
I just spoke with shawn at the DNC …He also said there has been some progress with FL and MI and there should be some penalty and things were progressing on that quickly and I could expect an anouncement soon!
Tell him by the actual DNC *Rules* the penalty should be that Hillary gets half her delegates and Obama gets NONE.
Hillary’s half is because FL had an early primary; Obma’s NONE is because he broke the no-campaign promise in FL and took his own name off the ballot in MI. (MI ‘Uncommitted’ should go in AS uncommitted, because that is what Obama campaigned for.)
See h t t p : / / blogs.cqpolitics.com/trailmix/2008/04/where-the-dem-rules-really-lea.html
There’s also a lively discussion of this at h t t p : / / blogs.usatoday.com/onpolitics/2008/05/2025-clinton-ca.html?csp=34#LogIn
Shawn at the DNC doesn’t care about the rules. The DNC has been in the tank for Obama for more than a year.
Just got a phone call from a staffer in Indiana, says we need to do a huge Activate push for the next hour and a half so everyone get on the phone! If you need the script please email me LJREGINE@GMAIL.COM!
okay .. now phonebankers needed in Indiana for the next 1 1/2 hours…
PLEASE. call if you can
Michelle Obama’s gospel of bitterness
This past Friday Michelle Obama gave essentially the same stump speech in Charlotte, North Carolina that she had given the week earlier in Fort Wayne, Indiana. Based on the stump speech, Yuval Levin calls Mrs. Obama “The unhappiest millionaire.” Levin’s NRO column carries a link to the C-SPAN video of Mrs. Obama’s North Carolina speech. It is well worth watching.
Levin characterizes the pervasive themes of Mrs. Obama’s stump speech as the “gospel of bitterness.” Levin finds Barack Obama to be preaching a similar gospel, albeit one that benefits from “a peppier and more upbeat stump speech[.]” Senator Obama’s enormous political skills make it much more difficult to discern the somewhat repulsive views and attitudes that are nakedly on display in Mrs. Obama’s stump speech.
Michelle Obama seethes with bitterness. While she preaches the gospel according to Barack, she wears resentment and bitterness on her sleeve. It is therefore painful to listen to her. She’s apparently even still angry about her SAT scores. She didn’t test well in school, she explains. Somehow, she has overcome.
Mrs. Obama seeks to convey convey the impression — she expands on the theme at great length — that Senator Obama’s campaign is, to borrow Joe McCarthy’s formulation, the victim of “a conspiracy so immense…” It is not clear whether the Obama campaign can overcome the power of these sinister forces.
According to Mrs. Obama, the Obama campaign has been constrained by nameless forces constantly changing the rules of the game and thereby preventing Senator Obama from securing the nomination. Who are “they”? Mrs. Obama says just enough about these nameless forces for us to infer that “they” include the Clintons and their supporters. “They” seem also (incredibly) to include the mainstream media. These nameless forces have approximately the same specificity as the names on Joe McCarthy’s list.
In her North Carolina speech Mrs. Obama reiterates the condescending political sociology that she elaborated in her Fort Wayne remarks and that Barack Obama preached at his closed-door fundraiser with the San Francisco Democrats. Given the modesty of her and her husband’s family backgrounds, Mrs. Obama denies that she or her husband could be elitists.
Yet Mrs. Obama’s political sociology comfortably fits the What’s the Matter With Kansas? school of thought held by the Demoratic Party’s liberal elite. Indeed, it was an elite group of wealthy San Francisco Democrats to whom Barack Obama was preaching the gospel of bitterness in San Francisco.
Mrs. Obama mocks the notion that she and her husband are elitists. She implicitly asserts that only those born to wealth are capable of looking down their noses at their fellow citizens. She does not think highly of those of us who want to be left alone by advocates of the administrative welfare state such as she and her husband. Moreover, she finds us guilty of making our children the victims of our fears. We are raising “young doubters.” (I confess!)
But aren’t those in her audience afraid of the sinister forces struggling to hold the Obamas down? Apparently not any more than she is. If her remarks were to be believed, they would by themselves instill deep fears. Her audience seems to understand that her impassioned whining is not to be taken seriously.
She says that she and Barack were born to parents of modest means, not with “silver spoons” in their mouths. Nobody knows the trouble they’ve seen. The burden of paying for her undergraduate education at Princeton and her law school education at Harvard has scarred her. It remains a motif of her stump speech. No one is accorded a chance to ask her if she thought about attending the University of Illinois, or if she’s grateful for any of the financial assistance that facilitated her and her husband’s attendance at the finest institutions of higher learning in the United States.
It appears that no one in the Obama campaign has the nerve to speak frankly with Mrs. Obama about how her stump speech might be improved. She could benefit from constructive criticism, because she is woefully deficient in the ability to see herself as others see her. She has just enough self-awareness to omit her admonition to the Los Angeles disciples of Barack:
Barack Obama will require you to work. He is going to demand that you shed your cynicism. That you put down your divisions. That you come out of your isolation, that you move out of your comfort zones. That you push yourselves to be better. And that you engage. Barack will never allow you to go back to your lives as usual, uninvolved, uninformed.
As I said last week about Mrs. Obama’s Fort Wayne remarks: As long as Senator Obama won’t require us to listen to the missus, I might be willing to settle for the compulsory mental readjustments.
PAUL adds: So Michelle Obama didn’t do very well on her SATs but was admitted to Princeton? No wonder she’s sore.
Please, everyone who can….
PLEASE MAKES CALLS TO GET OUT THE VOTE!!!
Let’s kick some butt!!
From TM: another reason I will never vote for waffles:
A volunteer just came back from a WJC meet and greet. Apparently there were Obama supporters across the street yelling F.U. Bill! With a bullhorn no less. These people are scum. Whether you support Hillary or not, show a little respect for the President for cryin’ out loud!
Now if it were the Shrub that would be another
story
Shtuey | 05.06.2008 – 4:28 pm
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Confloyd
God bless you husband daughter. Praying for you all. Fellow texan here to support you
AP alert bomb threat in 3 Obama offices in IN. Terre Haute, Vincennes and Evansville IN.
Page 20. What follows is the original penalty of losing 50% of pledged delegates. (It was later that the Rules and Bylaws Committee went “nuclear” on FL and MI.)
Violation of timing: In the event the Delegate Selection Plan of a state party provides or permits a meeting, caucus, convention or primary which constitutes the first determining stage in the presidential nominating process to be held prior to or after the dates for the state as provided in Rule 11 of these rules, or in the event a state holds such a meeting, caucus, convention or primary prior to or after such dates, the number of pledged delegates elected in each category allocated to the state pursuant to the Call for the National Convention shall be reduced by fifty (50%) percent, and the number of alternates shall also be reduced by fifty (50%) percent.
And again, see h t t p : / / blogs.cqpolitics.com/trailmix/2008/04/where-the-dem-rules-really-lea.html
Here are links to all the official rules, etc, about the National Convention.
h t t p : / / democrats.org/a/convention_2008/delegate/
SKMF12
Tell Michelle to go and sit her angry black arse down sick of her whining making 300K per yr seem like Goddamn Amerikka has been darn good to her. Cant imagine seeing her sullen face for 4yrs oh hell no.
waffles is just looking for any excuses to keep those offices open
they pull some stunt in every state.
dot: are those campaign offices or voting places?
No Michelle Obama as our First Lady. She’s the most unhappy person I’ve ever laid eyes on. What’s she so mad about and why does she hate people so much?
Exit polls in both IN and NC say wright was important in their decision split abot 50/50
Michelle always crying about thier upbringings but cant respond or understand the middle class or blue collar america DUH.
I am hearing BO is saying Indiana is close?
Voter turnout around IN universities light
rjk: early voting
mj, I read on TM that rural turnout in IN was light.
BTW, has anyone seen any Clinton people on TV the apst few hours? What’s their demeanor like?
The Edwards in Time/People
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20197952,00.html
Elizabeth Edwards likes Hillary Clinton’s plan for universal health insurance. Husband John Edwards doesn’t much care for Clinton’s “old politics.”
So goes the his-and-her debate in the Edwards household (their kitchen, to be specific), as they spoke exclusively to PEOPLE Monday on the eve of primary voting in their homestate of North Carolina – the latest must-win state in this year’s protracted Democratic presidental nomination fight between Clinton and Sen. Barack Obama.
In their first joint interview since John, the Democratic former senator and 2004 vice presidential nominee, dropped out of the race in January, the couple named what they liked and disliked about each of the remaining Democrats – and Mrs. Edwards didn’t hesitate: “I like Hillary’s health care plan.”
What doesn’t she like about the senator from New York and former first lady? “The lobbyist money,” she adds.
On Obama, she says: “The fact that he has motivated so many young people to be involved, I think is fantastic.”
But, she adds: “I don’t like his health care plan or his advertising on health care, which I think is misleading.”
John Edwards Speaks Out
Her husband, who said he got yet another phone call from Obama as recently as last week (both Clinton and Obama have heavily courted the Edwardses’ endorsement, and Mrs. Edwards said she had an email from one of the campaigns that very morning), also weighed in on the pros and cons.
On Clinton: “I like something different about Hillary. I think her tenacity shows a real strength that’s inside her.”
What doesn’t he like about Clinton? “Um, still a lot of the old politics,” John Edwards said.
As for Obama, he says: “Sometimes I want to see more substance under the rhetoric.”
But he cited two things he likes about the charismatic young senator from Illinois: “One is, I think he really does want to bring about serious change and a different way of doing things. And secondly, I think it’s a great symbolic thing to have an African-American who could be president.”
Differing Opinions?
At that, Mrs. Edwards rolled her eyes and, gripping the arms of her kitchen chair with some exaggeration, seemed about to lunge from her seat. “What about the great symbolic thing about a woman …”
“It’s important. It’s important,” her husband said. “I know it.”
Bottom line: the couple said they will not endorse either remaining candidate, saving their political capital for their own causes – his, fighting poverty; hers, fighting for universal health care.
DNC may not CARE about the rules, but do let them know WE know what’s going on.
birdgal
I was just speaking with some friend in IN and from what they have seen and heard on the news turnout is average around universities unless they all voted early.
I’ve not even let the thought that he might win both enter my head till just now …don’t know how I would handle it.
CNN exit polls show 1/3 of NC voters were AA.
dot48
Who put that thought in your head? Go outside and run around you house yelling Hillary Wins Hillary Wins..You’ll feel better, you may look crazy, but you’ll feel better.
alright all, I’m ready for this evening to be a pleasant one!
and Confloyd, bless you and your family.
White no college
IN
Hillary 65
Obama 35
NC
Hillary 67
Obama 27
Those are staggaring nos on the exit polls…esp thr 27%
Dot
Can’t let go of image of hrc being sworn in. Hold that thought. Think it and believe. Positive energy fields will yield positive results. BELIEVE.
well that’s it, I’m putting a warning up!
Avoid going to drudge report, it will sink your heart, and I don’t even believe what he writes at this point, but still, his whole use of bold graphics in red is stuck in your mind, so stay away from there!!!
HillBillyLover
NC has a higher rate of college educated whites, I think. So that number may be deceiving.
curiosityhasme, I like your spirit! I’ll follow your lead this evening!!
NC 50% of Hillary supporters WILL NOT vote for Obama if he is the nominee
I heard that student turnout in NC is big…
be careful with these exits.
based on my superstitions, I’m going to say that Hillary will pull of a big win in Indiana and lose in north Carolina, but it will be the large win number in Indiana that will be the talk of the news with how come Obama can never win these states? etc.
I feel like something very good is going to happen for hillary
The exit polls have always been wrong, so far.
I have a meeting at church in a little bit and I will loght another candle for Hillary when I get there.
if its only 33% thats good, because it should be 40%
I have been watching CNN,MSNBC and FOX, it seems that the Hillary campagine has been keeping their thoughts and feelings very close to the vest.
evan byah missed a golden opportunity on FoX to set Hemmer straight on TAKING the nomination away
WHY DOES NONE OF HER SURROGATES STEP UP AND TELL THEM THAT HE HAS NOT WON ANYTHING YET .. THEY WILL NEITHER ONE HAVE THE DELEGATES … GOD, THIS BURNS ME
MJS say
“I feel like something very good is going to happen for hillary”
That’s what the Astrologist’s have been saying
Where are the exit polls??
hope so laney!
and btw, someone on MSNBC did say that Evan Bayh conceded that if Hillary were to lose both IN and NC, she would likely “do the responsible thing”
Welll did they blow up any polling places? Yet another scare tactic and fear mongering by the elitist snobs campaign. I loathe him more every day. Got news for the party…he’s not electable.
who heard Evan Byah say that? Anyone.
dot48, I was watching hardball.
it was that Chuck person i think.
laney which astrology sites are you watching, I watch a few, but maybe you have some new ones, I like to expand my horizons
Did Evan really say that??? hmm, actually makes me feel better about her chances as he wouldn’t have said that if she was headed for a loss. As we all know about the ruining dirty secrets to obama and if they come out in time before the convention, it doesn’t matter how far behind she is, if she’s in it, and the will of the people changes, she would get the nod!
but still, a bit strange for him to say…
Positive thoughts folks!
so IN polls are closed? i was gonn there again but cnn says polls closed
no good. 14% AA turnout in Indiana with hillary only getting 8%.
no=not** srry
New front page post over at VillarrealSports.com detailing how James Taranto of the Wall Street Journal helped us get thousands of more eyeballs on the video expose I made regarding Barack Obama’s ties to, and support among, terrorists.
Also, some love to Hillaryis44.org in that post. Admin, your site has been THE bulwark in our struggle against the Obama-lapdog media. Thank you so damn much for all your hard work.
Come check it out and if you have the chance, drop Taranto a “Thank You” for writing what he did. Our site got over 1,000 additional hits — and video views — in a few short hours based solely on the link he put
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Link to the new post:
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Paul F. Villarreal AKA “Universal”
Realistic Prediction;
Indiana, Hillary by 7-12%
NC Barry by 2-7%
BM renews call for Hill to drop out, but exit demos show that Hillary’s strength among, “Reagan Democrats”, has increased while Barry’s numbers resemble the final half-hour of, “Titanic”. Slowly, inexorably, the tide turns as Supers stop endorsing ANYONE for fear of choosing wrong.
Hillary wins all but one of the remaining contests and begins to pull away from Old McCain in the GE polls, while Barry falls further behind.
By the time we get to the convention, Barry’s liabilities (and potential pending court appearance) will have finally overwhelmed his candidacy.
Hillary wins the nomination on the 2nd Ballot. We all cry with joy and relief, Big Pink gets invited to the inauguration, we PARTY like it’s 1992!
fox-91pct black vote for obama
white men in NC, 54-40 Hill
texan, we are not shocked by that.
Anything below 10% is a WIN, WIN in NorthCarolina.
I hope that Hillary surrogates will pump up the results .. he was supposed to win BOTH ..
Her surrogates I hope are getting ready now for the new talking points.
MJS, who did the other 6% vote for?
mj, idk, maybe no answer? it’s from Fox.
exits are not done-lots havent voted
Yes, texan. BTW, that 14% AA vote in IN MJS reported won’t be the final number. The actual percentage of AA voters in IN will be between 10-11%.
Let’s hope they’re not stuffing the boxes in Gary – they’re on central time with us.
Is there a web site I can watch both states come in?
ok we’re off 66 to 34 for hill
Positive thougts! MJS I’m sure the person who said that about Bayh is just all talk – if Bayh said it himself Ill believe it but if its a media person – seriously! The polls did not close yet parts of In is still an hour back. Again please focus on POSITIVE thoughts!
Hillary WILL do good!
Ok, I’m going to go light a candle!
hahaha, cnn puts up text under clair mccascill as a clinton supporter, lol, they corrected it now tho,
dean asking for money for ads on messnbc
hey dean .. kiss THIS Ass. No $ from me you little turd face
1 percent in indiana
has Hill got any good supporters on for her?
CJ where are you getting your information?
Even if Bayh did say that, who cares? She is going to win IN handily. He knows this.
i want to sock a punch at that Toad-face McCaskill
God .. I wish they’d let the polls close in other parts of the state before doing this.
NC: http://www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2008/primaries/results/state/#NC
IN: http://www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2008/primaries/results/state/#IN
I know its early but its a good indicator of indiana.
Hillguy: maybe that is why he said that.
mjs: I just lit a candle too.
McCaskill is a bytch. I cannot stand the site of her and I hope when she runs again that they run her out of town on a rail. She puts me in the mind of the wicked stepmother…
Candle going here too. For NC!
So Hillary won the white men vote in NC??
dot: i agree. i wish i could vote against her. why are you watching cnn?
got my candle lit here too
dot48, not only is she a bitch, she is a DUMB bitch. Heck, just look who she’s supporting.
I love that the campaign kept Bill in NC just in case he is to deliver a victory speech there tonight, since Hillary will be delivering her’s in IN.
jas fox news cnn online
Thanks !!!
McCaskill IS a dumb bitch and I can’t stand her or Pelosi. Women hating women. As Madeleine Albright said, “there is a special place reserved in hell for women who don’t support other women.”
jr, that’s what the exits are saying but i don’t like to depend on exits. they always overstate obama’s vote.
hillfans watch foxnews for your tv coverage.
Exit polls, just like other polls, are vulnerable to people saying what they think the pollster wants to hear.
Wolf Blitzer pinning down Claire McCaskill on allowing FL and MI to vote in AUG before convention……..all she would say is “seating the delegates”………….bitch………..made calls for her 2006 through MoveOn.org before I realized she was a WITCH and that MoveOn was a HUGE part of the AXIS OF EVIL. No longer part of EITHER ONE.
Anyway…..people – WE NEED TO START PUSHING FOR FL & MI TO BE ABLE TO VOTE IN AUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KEEP THE FAITH!!!!!!!!!!!! BELIEVE AND IT SHALL BE -THOUGHTS CHANNELING POSITIVE ENERGY YIELD POSITIVE RESULTS!!!!!!!!!! HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON WILL BE THE 44th POTUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it is 61 – 39 with 1% reporting in IN
she’s 7000 ahead now
Jake Tapper just reported on ABC World News that Hillary is going all the way to the floor of the convention in August if that’s what It takes.
I’m gonna with what McCauliffe said about June 15th. He knows something. And he is giddy about what he knows.
should read: I’m gonna GO with what…
FROM ABC NEWS:
North Carolina Exit Poll
White Working-Class Voters
68% – Clinton
26% – Bambi
(even higher than in earlier states)
yeah HillGuy, Terry is interesting to watch, I hope it’s good news,
whaaa I want to be in the know as well!!! terry let me in!!!
Wow. I hope the SDs are looking at the working class voters. The dems cannot win the GE without them.
Joe, the only problem is NC has high percent of college ed.
WOW!! hillarys last days fighting for the white working class seems to have paid off, good news.
good evening boys and girls
i’m sittin’ back wearing my favorite hillary tee, ready and waitin’ for our girl to kick BO’s skinny ass tonight.
susan malvoie looks kinda of uhhappy haha
alcina, lol, I always wear my Hillary shirt on Tuesday election nights too.
WHATA WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m watching Fox. They seem to be in a good mood. I think, Brett Hume even smiled.
Is there any doubt guys? I mean come on. She is SO the nominee.
hillguy..i’m not usually superstitious, but why mess with what’s worked in the past? what can i say, great minds think alike!
Suzanne (it’s “Su-zaaaahn”) Malveaux = warm for Bambi’s form = lookout, angry Michelle.
alcina, true that.
what else from abc exits
mj,
I’m just sayin’, it’s higher than in previous states.
ugh..just turned off cnn and went to fox. cannot stomach brazzilla.
She is up by over 10K in IN so far. Can you say “popular vote leader”??
alcina – Good idea. Think I’ll go put on my Team Hillary (USA silhouette) shirt, my blue visor. Watching Brazile talking “split decision,” “math doesn’t change”……….blah, blah, blah……….Bill Bennett now in the tank for Obama. Now Mr. Halloween himself. Roland Martin (can still see him in his African garb at NAACP Wright hate-speech). Blitzer now asking her about August votes for Fl & MI – no……”June, June, June” BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m working on a proposal I have to turn in tomorrow morning, but I am peeking here! I tried to postpone the presentation but no go.
Joe Friday, that is a good point. If you can recall, on the night of PA, John King with his CNN iMap thingy said that SDs will be watching the white blue collar vote in NC very closely.
She has to run up those margins in rural areas to counter the black vote in Indianapolis and the NW corner.
what are the odds that they will call it for hillary now that the polls close in indiana??
we wait for marion co-inianapolis
Bill Bennet is only in the tank now for BO because he wants his party to have the satisfaction of dismembering him in the GE.
As to Brazilla, every time someone says “math doesn’t change” I LOL because the SDs are impervious to the math. They don’t care. They want to WIN in Nov.
brazzilla looked pretty dismal. she most know her boyfriend is gonna get smoked.
IN – 4% Clinton 58%; Obama 42%
Is there a site to watch each county come in for both IN and NC. I have CNN and FOX up on my computer.
well, surprise surprise, too close to call,…. we’ll see.
Gorto,
Remember Ohio and Pennsylvania. They knew Hillary won, but kept dragging it out in the desperate hope that Bambi would pull it out.
Has NC polls closed?
If these numbers hold, Obama is toast: after months of playing the race card, the chickens are coming home to roost, and Obama’s early-day appeal to Dems of all races is COMPLETELY over. Look at the breakdown — this is stunning. There is no way he can win the White House after taking on this much water.
obviously, wright helped obama in NC to ensure he wins ie. 91% of AA voted for obama in NC which is a record high for obama
well the cnn exit poll suggests HRC wins it
Obama said that IN was the tie-breaker, remember!!!
Yes, is there a site to watch in each state, like there was for PA. This blog is terrific at figuring this out.
CNN exit poll for which state, moononpluto? Has anyone heard NC exits?
I reckon this will be a 10 point win in Indiana
NC closes at 6:30 EST
phyl, BO got 92% of the AA vote in PA. So there was no record broken in NC. No credit due there.
IN. 5% REPORTING
Hillary 59%
Obama 41%
Now that feels good!
New article up for election results. We also linked to Politico’s excellent election maps (by county). [Warning: sometimes a horrid ad pops up for messiah wannabees.)
Yeah, they want to milk this, for sure.
But it will be interesting to see if they will discuss the serious problems obama will have, even if he wins NC, if he looses the white vote badly!!! Will the see it? Or just gloss over it?!
accordinng to cnn exit poll, Hillary won both men and women
Okay where is the NC results??
NEW THREAD! MOVE IT GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.hillaryis44.org/?p=608
Go Hillary!
HillGuy, thanks…I simply reported per Fox….
NC is 7:30 EDT
Jesse Jackson embarrassed himself on national TV, repeating a DEBUNKED LIE that Hillary’s former pastor was a child molester.
The pastor in question was pastor of a church in Clinton, NY – so the original headlines read “Pastor of Clinton Church Convicted”.
Hillary has never set foot in that church – has nothing to do with the man, has never even been there.
But Jesse just repeated it as fact on TV. Get this to FOX, because it makes his ass look IGNORANT and STUPID.
moon, Is that in IN?
Where is that Moon?
clinton camp says getting late surge of rurals in IN. worried about nc
hilary to launch massive sd campaign in the summer-target them with mailing and ads etc..
IN – 8% – 56% vs. 44%; lead by 12%
fox to call nc for bo
bo wins nc
They called it based on exit polls. I figured he’d win, but we will have to wait to see what the count is. Don’t be down, guys – there was no way she was winning a state with 33% AA’s voting.
If Obama did not pull a lot of the white vote in NC, he still looks bad.
A funny video to watch while results are coming in:
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/poll_bullshit_is_most_important
check hrc ON cNN.COM
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