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February 17, 2009 - David Letterman - Top Ten Things Hillary Clinton Wants To Accomplish On Her Trip Overseas

10 Exchange U.S. dollars for currency that's worth something

9 Win respect defeating Japan's top-ranked sumo wrestler

8 Shift world's perception of America from "hated" to "extremely disliked"

7 Personally thank all of her illegal campaign donors

6 Three words: stylish Indonesian pantsuits

5 Visit burial site of revered Chinese military leader, General Tso

4 Get drunk with that Japanese finance minister guy

3 Convince China to switch from lead-tainted products to mercury-tainted products

2 Catch Chinese screening of Benjamin Button entitled "The Strange Adventures of Freaky Grandpa Baby"

1 Pick up carton of duty-free smokes for Obama

February 16, 2009 - David Letterman - Top Ten Things Abraham lincoln Would Say If He Were Alive Today

10 "Sup?"

9 "I see Madonna's still a slut"

8 "Who's that handsome sumbitch on the five?"

7 "Is that free Grand Slam deal still going on at Denny's?"

6 "I just changed my Facebook status update to, Tthe 'ol rail splitter is chillaxing'"

5 "How do I get on 'Dancing with the Stars'?"

4 "Okay, Obama, you're from Illinois, too. We get it!"

3 "Hey Phelps, don't Bogart the weed!"

2 "What's the deal with Joaquin Phoenix?"

1 "A Broadway play? Uhhh, no thanks. I'm good."

January 28, 2009 - David Letterman - Top Ten Things Overheard at the Meeting Between Barack Obama and the Republicans

10 "I miss the Clinton administration when we'd meet at Hooters"

9 "Can we wrap this up? I've got tickets to the 4:30 'Paul Blart: Mall Cop"

8 "Smoke break!"

7 "You fellas really need to take it easy on the Old Spice"

6 "Mr. President: don't misunderestimate the Republicans"

5 "Another smoke break!"

4 "What was the deal with Aretha Franklin's hat?"

3 "About that tax the rich stuff -- you were joking, right?"

2 "Sir, it's refreshing to have a Chief Executive who speaks in complete sentences"

1 "Senator Craig's offering his stimulus package in the men's room"

January 27, 2009 - David Letterman - Top Ten Ways Rod Blagojevich Can Improve His Image

10 Star in new television series, "America's Funniest Haircuts"

9 Quit politics and become a fat, lovable mall cop

8 Start pronouncing last name with Jerry Lewis-like "BLAGOOOYYYJEVICH"

7 Offer a senate seat with no money down, zero percent interest

6 Team up with John Malkovich and Erin Brockovich for hot Malkovich-Brockovich-Blagojevich sex tape

5 Change his name to Barod Obamavich

4 Safely land an Airbus on the Hudson River

3 I don't know...how about showing up for his impeachment trial?

2 Wear sexy dresses, high heels and say, "You Betcha!"

1 Uhhh...resign?

January 16, 2000 - David Letterman - Top Ten Signs Obama's Getting Nervious

10 New slogan: "Yes we can... or maybe not, it's hard to say"

9 In moment of confusion, requested a $300 billion bailout from the bailout industry

8 He's up to not smoking three packs a day

7 Friends say he's looking frail, shaky and...no, that's McCain

6 He's so stressed, doctors say he's developing a Sanjay in his Gupta

5 Been walking around muttering, "What the hell have I gotten myself into?"

4 Offered Governor of Illinois, Rod Blagojevich, $100,000 to buy his old Senate seat back

3 Standing on White House roof screaming, "Save us, Superman!"

2 Sweating like Bill Clinton when Hillary comes home early

1 He demanded a recount

January 8, 2000 - David Letterman - Top Ten Barack Obama Plans To Fix The Economy

10 Encourage tourists to throw spare change in the Grand Canyon

9 End our dependence on foreign owls

8 Sell New Mexico to Mexico

7 Put a little of that bailout money on the Ravens plus 3 at Tennessee. Come on! It's a mortal lock!

6 Rent out the moon for weddings and Bar Mitzvahs

5 Lotto our way out of this son-of-a-bitch

4 Appear on "Deal or No Deal" and hope to choose the right briefcase

3 Bail out the adult film industry -- not sure how it helps, but it can't hurt

2 Release O.J. from prison, have him steal America's money from China

1 Stop talkin' and start Obama-natin'!

January 7, 2000 - David Letterman - Top Ten Things Overheard At The Presidents' Lunch

10 "Sorry, you're not on the list, Mr. Gore"

9 "If Hillary calls, I've been here since Monday"

8 "Laura! More Mountain Dew!"

7 "You guys wanna see, 'Paul Blart: Mall Cop'?"

6 "Call the nurse -- George swallowed a napkin ring!"

5 "Hey Barack, wanna go with us to Cabo in March? Oh that's right, you have to work!"

4 "Kissey kissey"

3 "Obama? I think he's downstairs smoking a butt"

2 "Did you ever see a monkey sneezing?"

1 "I hope Clinton's unbuckling his belt because he's full"

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The Third Democratic Party Debate

Update: Does anyone other than Hillary know how to debate?  She was the only one that seemed to understand you have a time limit so you had better make your answers quick and concise.  Hillary responded with very concise answers such as “You need to do this, then this, then this” or “I’ve done this before and here are the ten things that need to be done.”  Check our reaction as the debate was going on (below), notice how Hillary consistently answered with specifics and within the time limit.  Richardson, does not understand the concept of clocks.  Obama too seems to be lethargic and out of touch with the reality that you do not have hours to get to the point.   

This should have been Obama’s night.  The audience started off by being on his side.  If he can’t come out the undisputed leader on a debate about domestic issues as they effect the African-American community, when can he possibly come out ahead?  Obama tried by speaking about some issues he worked on in the state legislature but that is like a PTA president talking about school district politics to the Secretary General of the United Nations. 

Hillary looked Pretty in Pink.  The ties on the men were uniformly ugly.  Hillary also made the audience stand up and cheer with that amazing AIDs answer.  Roars for Hillary when she got the answer right on Darfur and everyone else followed.  She got the big sound bites of the night which will be repeated over and over tomorrow.  It will be Hillary in the lead this Summer just like it was Hillary in the lead this Spring, just like it was Hillary in the lead this Winter.  Hillary did us proud tonight. 

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This debate was interesting.  Hillary was wonderful.  She had the best answer of the night with her AIDs response (comment agrees and CNN which is providing commentary agrees).  Hillary had clear answers to questions with point programs.  Hillary also had a strong moment with her Darful comment and that tough tough answer which prompted everyone else to follow.  On outsourcing, which Obama attacked her for last week, Hillary demonstrated her experience and also spoke to environmental issues.  Loved the It takes a village, answer. 

Obama started strong and clearly had a lot of supporters in the audience.  Obama proceeded to meander and start falling off the tracks (like the easy New Orleans answer which wandered around and around).   Once again he spewed platitudes.  This should have been Obama’s night and Hillary still shone.  Compare Obama’s answer on New Orleans to Hillary’s answer. 

Edwards was OK but hardly noticed.  Biden was OK but predictable.  Dodd was OK but not noticed much.  Richardson had one good moment but perplexing.  Kucinich was better than Gravel.  Gravel has crossed the line and become a pest.  Are all these guys, including Obama, running for Veep? 

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IT’S OVER 

Eighth and last question: Darfur.  Do we have any moral leadership on Darfur?

Dodd:  Iraq has depleted U.S. of resources.  Get out of Iraq.  Regain moral stature.

Hillary:  3 things.  Peacekeepers to Darfur – from US or NATO; no-fly zone.  Gets real tough.  Audience loves her answer.

Biden:  Impose no-fly zone.  U.S. troops.

Richardson:  Fight genocide, no-fly zone, sanctions, stop rapes.  I was in Darfur. 

Edwards:  I agree. 

Obama:  Africa trade, investment.  Pay attention to Africa. 

Kucinich: Corporations exploit Africa. 

Gravel:  A president must have moral judgement.  Mocks everyone else. 

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Seventh Question: Outsourcing

Gravel: Mocks other candidates again. 

Dodd:  We are exporting jobs.  Need tax incentives. 

Hillary:  I dealt with this problem in upstate NY.  End tax breaks.  Set standards.  Have Americans prepared.  Clean energy would create millions of new jobs.

Biden:  Need to make America attractive to corporations (Is Biden kidding?)

Richardson:  Upgrade our science and math standards.  Create special academies.  Better treaties with standards.  Richardson’s best answer thus far. 

Edwards:  I’m a son of a closed Mill. 

Obama:  I moved to Chicago to work with churches.  How do we retrain workers? 

Kucinich:  Steel factories closed.  Cancel NAFTA and WTO.  (Maxine Waters cheers)

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 Sixth Question: Use of UN principles to return citizens to New Orleans?

Kucinich: People must return. 

Gravel:  Yes.  War is bad.

Dodd: Yes.  (Vernon Jordon in audience too)

Hillary: 10 point recovery agenda.  There is nothing to return to.  We must rebuild.  Denounces Bush FEMA policy.

Biden: U.S. Constitution should be enough.  Guarantee the reconstruction.

Richardson: Katrina reaction is disgraceful.  FEMA needs reforms.  3 point program. 

Edwards: I announced in N.O.  I will appoint 1 person to be responsible.  Edwards’ strongest moment thus far. 

Obama: Bechtel, Halliburton …. Obama confused.  Goes back to pre-Katrina N.O.  We need president that understands, Obama says. 

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Fifth Question: Disparate justice

Obama: We need justice system.  “Just Us”.  Requires courage.  I worked on this at state legislature. 

Kucinich: End death penalty.

Gravel: Politics as usual. 

Dodd: Stop mandatory sentencing.  Non-political Justice Department.

Hillary: Stop racial profiling, (speaks of legislation she’s proposed) stop mandatory minimums because too widely used, we need drug courts to divert from regular court system, diferentiate beteen crack and power cocaine.

Biden:  Ditto

Richardson: Economic issues???

Edwards: Ditto to all.  Let’s also create help for first offenders. 

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Fourth Question: Taxes and unfairness

Edwards:  Genetic lottery.  We should honor work, not wealth. 

Obama:  System is unfair.  Are we ready to invest in fairness?  Brings up Katrina.  Obama seems to fall off the track again. 

Kucinich:  Off shoring by corporation.  War, military buildups = bad. 

Gravel:  Once again Gravel mocks everyone else.  Wipe out the Income Tax!  Proposes a looney retail sales tax.  Call the guys with the strait jackets. 

Dodd:  Clinton had good policies.  We are losing the manufacturing sector.  Reward good companies.

Hillary:  22 million jobs, balanced budget, employment during the 90s.  Seems to propose lifting the caps on payroll taxes.  S. Tubbs-Jones smiles a big smile for Hillary.

Nodded off during Biden.

Richardson:  Be pro-growth Democrats.  Pro-capital.  Globalization must work for middle class.  Generate jobs with tax code. 

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Third Question: What can be done about AIDS?

Richardson:  Weird way of addressing the issue, calling for needles.  Almost funny.  This should be an easy answer. 

Edwards:  Government must act.  3 point program: find a cure, fully fund Ryan White act, Medicade must cover AIDS drugs.

Obama: Prevention must have education.  There is still a stigma.  Obama starts off well then gets totally off track with this answer. 

Kucinich: Michael Moore is right, we need a not for profit medical system.

Gravel: End the drug war. 

Dodd: Need for school based clinics.   We need access to coverage.  Some silly jokes end the exchange between Tavis and Dodd.

Hillary:  If HIV was the leading cause of middle aged white women… cheers for Hillary…”I’m working on this.”  Big problem.  It used to be a gay mens disease and nothing much was done.  [Hillary does real well with this answer.]

Biden:  We need leaders in this fight.  Sharpton is pissed.  Obama jokes he got tested with Michelle.  Lots of laughs. 

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Second Question: Education and poverty – what’s the connection between education and pay?

Biden:  Provides childrearing tips.  Smaller class sizes. 

Richardson: First time we have talked about education.  For minimum wage for teachers.  Must deal with achievement gap.  Universal pre-school “which we did in New Mexico”.  College for all.

Edwards: “This is the cause of my life.”  No one single cause of poverty.  For minimum wage.  Against predatory lenders.

Obama: for early childhood education.  Need future teachers in poor neighborhoods.  Provide resources to schools.  (Shot of a serious Stephanie Tubbs-Jones). 

Kuchinich: Links war to fear and poverty. 

Gravel: We’ve heard all this before.  Money squandered in Iraq.  (Sharpton nods).  Dems just as guilty. (Maxine Waters enjoying it all)

Dodd: Most important issue.  I’ve walked the walk on this issue. 

Hillary:  It takes a Village.  I’ve fought for 35 years on this issue.  Long list of what she has done.  Most important issue.  Discrimination in the workplace.  She’s hot. 

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First Question: Is Race still the most intractable issue in America especially in light of today’s Supreme Court decision?

Hillary says yes.  The March is still not finished.  Finishes with a call to arms.  [Hey, it looks like she has Pink on.  The rumors may start now.]

Biden next:  Guess they will all say yes.  Biden says we needed to be tougher on Roberts and Alito.  Supreme Court is very important as a presidential issue. 

Richardson: Yes. Race is not just passing new laws. 

Edwards: Slavery still has an impact.  “Two Americas”. 

Obama: Praises Thurgood Marshall.  Uses “We” a great deal.  Sharpton caught squinting. 

Kucinich: Talks education.  “Take the resources away from war.”

Gravel: This is a fair debate.  Racism still with us.  Denounces drug war. 

Dodd: Yes.  We have a segregated school system. 

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Deval Patrick, new governor of Massachusetts sounds a warning to Democrats to stand for something.  He praises all the candidates.  Hillary comes out First.  This time Hillary, Obama, Edwards are not clustered together.  Cornel West shown cheering Obama.  Several shouts of “Obama”.   

Marion Wright-Edelman is in the audience as is Cornel West.  We thought Cornel West had said some tough things about Obama? 

Radio talk show host Tom Joyner is introducing Tavis Smiley (the President of Howard University spoke previously).   

The Debate begins at 9:00 p.m. EDT.  Howard University in Washington, D.C. is the site.   The moderator is Tavis Smiley.

The Tavis Smiley webpage is located HERE. There is a link at the top marked “TV SCHEDULES” which you can use to find out which PBS station is carrying the debate. 

Issues supposed to be discussed tonight are Healthcare, Education, Criminal Justice, Immigration, Affordable Neighborhoods, Voting, Rural Development, Economic Prosperity, Environmental Justice, and the Digital Divide.

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4 comments to The Third Democratic Party Debate

  • I have only seen one hit out of the ball park so far this evening, and of course it was Hillary (when speaking on the topic of A.I.D.S.), WTG!|

  • Berkeley Vox

    Wow, what a night. Was she the only candidate to get a standing ovation? All her answers were excellent, but her responses to the 2 questions on AIDS and Darfur were incredible. Everyone else seemed lost by comparison.

  • Kegs

    Tavis Smiley on Good Morning America stated
    “Hillary won the debate.” More importantly,
    he had a 35 person focus group view the debate.
    He interviewed them last night following the debate
    and he reported they thought Hillary also won.
    Smiley taped the program; it can viewed this everning on PBS.

  • admin

    Smiley is reporing on the focus group in his show tonight, Friday.