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February 17, 2009 - David Letterman - Top Ten Things Hillary Clinton Wants To Accomplish On Her Trip Overseas

10 Exchange U.S. dollars for currency that's worth something

9 Win respect defeating Japan's top-ranked sumo wrestler

8 Shift world's perception of America from "hated" to "extremely disliked"

7 Personally thank all of her illegal campaign donors

6 Three words: stylish Indonesian pantsuits

5 Visit burial site of revered Chinese military leader, General Tso

4 Get drunk with that Japanese finance minister guy

3 Convince China to switch from lead-tainted products to mercury-tainted products

2 Catch Chinese screening of Benjamin Button entitled "The Strange Adventures of Freaky Grandpa Baby"

1 Pick up carton of duty-free smokes for Obama

February 16, 2009 - David Letterman - Top Ten Things Abraham lincoln Would Say If He Were Alive Today

10 "Sup?"

9 "I see Madonna's still a slut"

8 "Who's that handsome sumbitch on the five?"

7 "Is that free Grand Slam deal still going on at Denny's?"

6 "I just changed my Facebook status update to, Tthe 'ol rail splitter is chillaxing'"

5 "How do I get on 'Dancing with the Stars'?"

4 "Okay, Obama, you're from Illinois, too. We get it!"

3 "Hey Phelps, don't Bogart the weed!"

2 "What's the deal with Joaquin Phoenix?"

1 "A Broadway play? Uhhh, no thanks. I'm good."

January 28, 2009 - David Letterman - Top Ten Things Overheard at the Meeting Between Barack Obama and the Republicans

10 "I miss the Clinton administration when we'd meet at Hooters"

9 "Can we wrap this up? I've got tickets to the 4:30 'Paul Blart: Mall Cop"

8 "Smoke break!"

7 "You fellas really need to take it easy on the Old Spice"

6 "Mr. President: don't misunderestimate the Republicans"

5 "Another smoke break!"

4 "What was the deal with Aretha Franklin's hat?"

3 "About that tax the rich stuff -- you were joking, right?"

2 "Sir, it's refreshing to have a Chief Executive who speaks in complete sentences"

1 "Senator Craig's offering his stimulus package in the men's room"

January 27, 2009 - David Letterman - Top Ten Ways Rod Blagojevich Can Improve His Image

10 Star in new television series, "America's Funniest Haircuts"

9 Quit politics and become a fat, lovable mall cop

8 Start pronouncing last name with Jerry Lewis-like "BLAGOOOYYYJEVICH"

7 Offer a senate seat with no money down, zero percent interest

6 Team up with John Malkovich and Erin Brockovich for hot Malkovich-Brockovich-Blagojevich sex tape

5 Change his name to Barod Obamavich

4 Safely land an Airbus on the Hudson River

3 I don't know...how about showing up for his impeachment trial?

2 Wear sexy dresses, high heels and say, "You Betcha!"

1 Uhhh...resign?

January 16, 2000 - David Letterman - Top Ten Signs Obama's Getting Nervious

10 New slogan: "Yes we can... or maybe not, it's hard to say"

9 In moment of confusion, requested a $300 billion bailout from the bailout industry

8 He's up to not smoking three packs a day

7 Friends say he's looking frail, shaky and...no, that's McCain

6 He's so stressed, doctors say he's developing a Sanjay in his Gupta

5 Been walking around muttering, "What the hell have I gotten myself into?"

4 Offered Governor of Illinois, Rod Blagojevich, $100,000 to buy his old Senate seat back

3 Standing on White House roof screaming, "Save us, Superman!"

2 Sweating like Bill Clinton when Hillary comes home early

1 He demanded a recount

January 8, 2000 - David Letterman - Top Ten Barack Obama Plans To Fix The Economy

10 Encourage tourists to throw spare change in the Grand Canyon

9 End our dependence on foreign owls

8 Sell New Mexico to Mexico

7 Put a little of that bailout money on the Ravens plus 3 at Tennessee. Come on! It's a mortal lock!

6 Rent out the moon for weddings and Bar Mitzvahs

5 Lotto our way out of this son-of-a-bitch

4 Appear on "Deal or No Deal" and hope to choose the right briefcase

3 Bail out the adult film industry -- not sure how it helps, but it can't hurt

2 Release O.J. from prison, have him steal America's money from China

1 Stop talkin' and start Obama-natin'!

January 7, 2000 - David Letterman - Top Ten Things Overheard At The Presidents' Lunch

10 "Sorry, you're not on the list, Mr. Gore"

9 "If Hillary calls, I've been here since Monday"

8 "Laura! More Mountain Dew!"

7 "You guys wanna see, 'Paul Blart: Mall Cop'?"

6 "Call the nurse -- George swallowed a napkin ring!"

5 "Hey Barack, wanna go with us to Cabo in March? Oh that's right, you have to work!"

4 "Kissey kissey"

3 "Obama? I think he's downstairs smoking a butt"

2 "Did you ever see a monkey sneezing?"

1 "I hope Clinton's unbuckling his belt because he's full"

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Strong For Hillary

Ordinarily this young website posts polling information at the right hand side column. But lately the noise about the strength of Hillary support and the alleged lack of love for Hillary is getting a great deal of big media play and we thought we would take a few minutes to debunk this bull… er… misinformation.

The poll we want to take a look at we chose not because it is one of the many great polls for Hillary, but on the contrary because it is one of the polls in which she is doing merely OK. But this is what the poll tells us: Hillary’s support is very strong and Democrats at the end of the day want her to be the nominee. And, Democrats like her, they really like her. The poll is today’s Garin-Hart-Yang poll (PDF)(D); conducted April 4 through April 12 for Communities for Quality Education; it surveyed 801 likely Dem primary voters. The margin of error is +/- 3.5%. The racial breakdown is 53% black and 45% white.

Look at Hillary’s numbers and compare them to the other candidate’s numbers. Her “strong” support among all is 79%, the strongest support of the lot, and among African-Americans her “strong” support is 84% (no one else comes close, not even the African-American in the race). Her favorable/unfavorable numbers are good too – so much for the “people don’t like her, she is too polarizing” nonsense.


WH '08 Primary Election Matchup     How Strong Is Your Support For The     

(includes leaners)                  The Candidate You Are Supporting?     

                All Wht Blk         (Clinton voters)     

H. Clinton      31% 23% 40%                         All Wht Blk     

B. Obama        28  19  35          Strongly        79% 68% 84%     

J. Edwards      21  35   9          Not that strong 19  27  15     

J. Biden         4   7   1     

B. Richardson    3   6  --          (Obama voters)     

D. Kucinich     --  --  --          Strongly        68% 51% 76%     

C. Dodd         --  --  --          Not that strong 28  46  20     

Undec/other     13  10  15     

                                    (Edwards voters)     

B. Obama        40% 39% 41%         Strongly        60  57  67     

H. Clinton      39  41  38          Not that strong 39  41  33     

Undec           21  20  21     

                                    Dir. Of US  All Wht Blk     

B. Obama        42% 26% 57%         Right dir.   9% 12%  7%     

J. Edwards      41  55  27          Wrong track 85  81  88     

Undec           17  19  16     

                                    Dir. Of SC  All Wht Blk     

H. Clinton      48% 22% 68%         Right dir.  32% 36% 29%     

J. Edwards      40  65  21          Wrong track 48  45  50     

Undec           12  13  11   

Fav/Unfav       --All--  -White-  -Black-     

H. Clinton      70%/14%  52%/28%  85%/ 2%     

J. Edwards      78 / 8   73 / 9   64 / 7     

B. Obama        65 / 9   56 /15   73 / 4     

A. Gore         60 /15   56 /22   65 / 8     

J. Clyburn      57 / 7   42 /11   70 / 4     

J. Biden        26 /13   33 /16   20 /10     

B. Richardson   19 / 6   26 / 6   13 / 5     

Pres. Bush      16 /74   21 /70   11 /79     

C. Dodd         14 /10   13 /10   13 /10     

D. Kucinich      9 /10   11 /13    7 / 8     

What Problems Are Most Important    Leaving Iraq Aside, What Are Some     

To You When Thinking About WH '08?  Important Priorities At Home?     

                All Wht Blk                         All Wht Blk     

War in Iraq     41% 43% 39%         Education       40% 32% 47%     

Health care     32  35  30          Health care     40  42  38     

Education       28  27  29          Jobs/economy    28  21  34     

Economy         10   7  12          Energy          16  23  10     

Environment      9  13   6          Immigration     12  15   6     

Budget deficit   7  11   4          Federal debt    10  15   6     

Social Security  7   5   8          Environment     10  14   6     

Jobs             7   4   9          Crime            9   4  14     

Undec/Dk        10   7  13          Undec/other      9   8   9
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